.com.unity Forums

.com.unity Forums (http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/index.php)
-   Space Empires: IV & V (http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/forumdisplay.php?f=20)
-   -   The Funniest Canadian Joke. (http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/showthread.php?t=8394)

tbontob January 26th, 2003 12:49 AM

Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
It is not at all confusing to anyone I have ever talked with.

Open a second window to copy the quoted stuff from into your post.

A new quote implies a new topic of conversation (or a variation on the current topic).

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Like: http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

1) open a "Post A Reply Window" with the quote.
2) copy it (control-C)
3) Open a second "Post a Reply Window" with another quote.
4) Paste the copy of the first window into the second with control-V

EDIT: But both responses do add something so that can be a variation of the topic. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Anyways, I have done my good deed for the day. Edited a post instead of posting a new one. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

RE-EDIT: Like if I hadn't used the "edit button", I would have posted 2 in a row! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

RE-RE-EDIT If the two quotes, were put in the same posting you may mistakenly assume they deal with the same topic. But they do not!

So, doing a separate posting, puts the reader "on notice" that different sub-topics within the main topic of the thread are being referred to.

RE-RE-RE-EDIT of the forgoing paragraph.

[ January 25, 2003, 23:12: Message edited by: tbontob ]

Kaladaar January 26th, 2003 01:43 AM

Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
 
The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, Just her and I
Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue
I knew just what she wanted to do
Her skin so soft, her legs so fine
I ran my fingers down her spine
I didn't know how, but I tried my best
To place my hand upon her breasts
I remember my fear, my fast beating heart
But slowly she spread her legs apart
And when she did it, I felt no shame
All at once, the white stuff came
At Last it's finished, it's all over now
My first time ever, milking a cow!

Krsqk January 26th, 2003 01:48 AM

Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
 
Seen recently on a Donato's Pizza billboard:

"The 100 pepperoni pizza...Why, that's like 150 in Canada."

tbontob January 26th, 2003 02:03 AM

Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by primitive:
Back to the Canadian theme, here's one for the Fyronometer.

In 1993, the American Government funded a study to see why the head of a man's penis was larger than the shaft.
After one year and $180,000.00, they concluded that the reason the head was larger than the shaft was to give the man more pleasure during sex.

After the US published the study, France decided to do their own study. After $250,000.00, and 3 years of research, they concluded that the reason was to give the woman more pleasure during sex.

The Canadians, dissatisfied with both these findings, conducted their own study. After 2 weeks and a cost of the quivalent of a crate of beer they concluded that it was to keep a man's hand from flying off and hitting him in the forehead.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">That's an "f" on my fyronometer! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

tbontob January 26th, 2003 02:36 AM

Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Krsqk:
Seen recently on a Donato's Pizza billboard:

"The 100 pepperoni pizza...Why, that's like 150 in Canada."

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Oh I wish, I wish. With the exchange rate, it is more likely to be 60. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

But I see your point, when you are used to 60, a 100 will seem like 150. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Arkcon January 26th, 2003 03:09 AM

Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:

You guys are insane, making some sort of joke scale out of my name. Sheesh. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Brought to you by the same crowd that once accused you of being an extraterrestrial

David E. Gervais January 26th, 2003 03:21 AM

Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
 
..it depends on what side of the fence you're on,.. 100cdn = about 60US, but 100US is about 150cdn!

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Fyron January 26th, 2003 03:27 AM

Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
 
Quote:

RE-RE-EDIT If the two quotes, were put in the same posting you may mistakenly assume they deal with the same topic. But they do not!

So, doing a separate posting, puts the reader "on notice" that different sub-topics within the main topic of the thread are being referred to.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, it does not. Everyone I have ever talked to about stuff like this is quite capable of distinguishing when new topics begin. All you are doing with the multiple Posts is padding your post count, and making it more annoying to read.

primitive January 26th, 2003 03:29 AM

Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
 
A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to some of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills.
Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen walk off.
As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one. "Hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But to be hung like a black man is beyond me!"

tbontob January 26th, 2003 04:22 AM

Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Imperator Fyron:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">RE-RE-EDIT If the two quotes, were put in the same posting you may mistakenly assume they deal with the same topic. But they do not!

So, doing a separate posting, puts the reader "on notice" that different sub-topics within the main topic of the thread are being referred to.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">No, it does not. Everyone I have ever talked to about stuff like this is quite capable of distinguishing when new topics begin. All you are doing with the multiple Posts is padding your post count, and making it more annoying to read.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Really?


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:10 PM.

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.1
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
Copyright ©1999 - 2025, Shrapnel Games, Inc. - All Rights Reserved.