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1) open a "Post A Reply Window" with the quote. 2) copy it (control-C) 3) Open a second "Post a Reply Window" with another quote. 4) Paste the copy of the first window into the second with control-V EDIT: But both responses do add something so that can be a variation of the topic. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Anyways, I have done my good deed for the day. Edited a post instead of posting a new one. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif RE-EDIT: Like if I hadn't used the "edit button", I would have posted 2 in a row! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif RE-RE-EDIT If the two quotes, were put in the same posting you may mistakenly assume they deal with the same topic. But they do not! So, doing a separate posting, puts the reader "on notice" that different sub-topics within the main topic of the thread are being referred to. RE-RE-RE-EDIT of the forgoing paragraph. [ January 25, 2003, 23:12: Message edited by: tbontob ] |
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The sky was dark, the moon was high
All alone, Just her and I Her hair so soft, her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do Her skin so soft, her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine I didn't know how, but I tried my best To place my hand upon her breasts I remember my fear, my fast beating heart But slowly she spread her legs apart And when she did it, I felt no shame All at once, the white stuff came At Last it's finished, it's all over now My first time ever, milking a cow! |
Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.
Seen recently on a Donato's Pizza billboard:
"The 100 pepperoni pizza...Why, that's like 150 in Canada." |
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But I see your point, when you are used to 60, a 100 will seem like 150. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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..it depends on what side of the fence you're on,.. 100cdn = about 60US, but 100US is about 150cdn!
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A white guy is walking along a beach when he comes across a lamp partially buried in the sand. He picks up the lamp and gives it a rub. Two blonde genies appear and they tell him he has been granted three wishes. The guy makes his three wishes and the blonde genies disappear.
The next thing the guy knows, he's in a bedroom, in a mansion surrounded by 50 beautiful women. He makes love to some of them and begins to explore the house. Suddenly he feels something soft under his feet. He looks down and the floor is covered in $100.00 bills. Then, there is a knock at the door. He answers the door and standing there are two persons dressed in Klu Klux Klan outfits. They drag him outside to the nearest tree, throw a rope over a limb and hang him by the neck until he is dead. The Klansmen walk off. As they are walking away, they remove their hoods; it's the two blonde genies. One blonde genie says to the other one. "Hey, I can understand the first wish having all these beautiful women in a big mansion to make love to. I can also understand him wanting to be a millionaire. But to be hung like a black man is beyond me!" |
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