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Raging Deadstar takes pity on his fellow 17 year old and pulls out some various deadly equipment and decides to do a Macguyver.

"Now if i rewire this Gravitational Hellbore with those drink straws, power it with the left over tribbles and chilli sauce and use the numerous protection fields surrounding the Cantina and channel them through said Hellbore we could make Renegade back to his normal size..."

RD Thinks for a second...

"Or we'll scatter his atoms over an extreme distance!"

RD presses the button and hopes for the best. There's a large bang followed by a distorted field of vision materialising into a normal sized Renegade

"Oh, and there's the now 7ft tall Ant that got zapped and is behind you" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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GT meanwhile, is blissfully unaware of all the size altering shenagigans going on in the corner, as he sits at a quiet table enahling the magnificent odour of some cedronella citrensis and ocimum basilcum genovese..

Chaps, keep it quiet, a reformed homocidal lunatic is trying to enjoy the pleasures of the country over here!

And to answer your question, of course the FBW's wear undergarments. This is a refined place here, no yelling "girls, get your, ahem, puppies out for the lads" allowed in this venue.

At a push, your might be able to yell "Ladies, please release your decolletages from their corsetry for the delectation of the gentlemen here present" but that is your lot.

Note to self, new uniform for the FBW's, neck to ankles, heavy weight hessian cloth, wimples and chastity belts.

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Ah, now that's better. Oh, and dont' worry about the ant. He's kind of my pet now. We got acquainted during my time as a 4 inch man. He's now my bodyguard/pet/trained killer...so be careful; those mandibles are sharp!

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Renegade, what's his name.
< sprinkles a few sugar cubes on the floor >

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Well...he doesn't really have one yet. I just call him Ant. But if anyone has a better name for him, go ahead and let me know http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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...from behind the bar, a noise rises in loudness from nearly unnoticable to overpowering ear-numbing roar...

- at it's pinnacle, a trap-door slams open and a minature whirlwind rises up and suddenly collapses into a brown haired, toothy form known as TAZ.

Hmmm, Mac, GT, Gryphin, RD, Renegade, 7 Ft Ant, Kamog, Ragnorok,
> 7 FOOT ANT! <

Taz eyes the small ant traps behind the bar doubtfully as he studies this beast.
He notices that the ant follows Renegade around and comes to a decision.

After a brief flurry of activity, Taz hands Renegade a leash and collar and says: OK, your pet is allowed - but you are responsible for him! Absolutely no more than one customer eaten per week and you clean up any, err, MESSES he leaves!!

And may I suggest you name him 'Uncle'.

That taken care of, Taz proceeds to restock the bar with the supplies he carried in from that maze of storerooms under the bar.

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http://www.flacserver.com/cowbell.mpg

Mac this for you.... The cow bell

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the old eyes look at the seemingly non violent gift from the Old Snake (tesco) hmm, he looks over at tesco, reaches for his transmorgafier, points and shoots, POW... oh oh, instead of shrinking Tesco, he again hit the wrong switch (have to put his glasses on next time http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif ) and the Old Snake has been transformed into a hocky puck. Oh well, comments the wize one as he takes aim at the new puck on the floor, he transmorgafies his umbrella into a hockey stick, aims for the table where GT is quietly sitting, eating his curds and way... and kaploooieee, off shoots the new Tesco.... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Hey everyone, step up to the bar, Drinks are on the old snake Tesco and Rags to celebrate their birthdays... Taz fill up the glasses, may they both enjoy their special day, (Sorry I missed your B-Day post earlier Rags) have the FBW's oodle around them and fawn over their every wish for the day.

Oh ya, and don't try to sell them any greying reducer or hair fallout protection. They're beyond that now http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

ps. put the bill on Gryphin's & Gt's tab, http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

[ July 19, 2004, 16:12: Message edited by: mac5732 ]

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Bump

can't let the old bar and grill get covered with cob webs.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Polishes the Bar and grill

This Bump is brought to you by Patrons of the Cantina.

Bumping for a better tomorrow http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

I wonder what renegade has done with that ant....

*RD Picks up two rather large kebab skewers, puts on traditional english african game hunting hat and goes on a hunt, complete with oversized elephant gun.*

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Well, unfortunately, he started eating the wood of the bar here...and as you can imagine, a 7 foot ant can eat a LOT of wood! I had to give him away http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon9.gif

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*Considers putting the hunting equipment away*

Oh well...Wait, what is that?

*RD spies the sleeping form of one of the customers...Looks like mac fell asleep waiting http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif . RD Loads some rather unpleasent food from the kitchens, loads the rifle and waits patiently behind a fort of overturned tables http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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the old one fains sleep as he watches the shenanigans inside the pub, he notices a figure trying to hide with what appears to be some type of weapon.... hmmmm he whispers as he non chalontly fingers his miniture rabble rousing defumagating shrinking ray beam

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Doh, I really must have not drunk enough recently, or maybe too much, people in the cantina are talking about 7 foot ants, and also it doesn't half look funny....

you go away for a couple of weeks, and look what happens! <font color="blue"> </font>

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I thought our respectable, no longer concerned with debauchery and raucous behavior, patron of the cantina had given up wild nights? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

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Couple weeks, hah! Its been more like a couple months with nary a peep!

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Raging Deadstar, still in his traditional 1900's eccentric hunters gear, stands up, levels his elephant gun, takes aim and with a quick swift spin targets renegade and fires!*

BooommmmmmSpleeuggh

Renegade is now covered in some undescribable (but i'll try anyway) green mulsh that looks derived from tribbles, sprouts and numerous other veggies* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

We need a good old fashioned cantina event...I'm sure we had a greek night at one point... Any Suggestions anyone? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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how about a wet T-shirt contest http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif all FBW, celebreties and chain mail persons wanted. We shall wet their torso, for purely scientific research of course, shall study the various possiblities of one's anatamy in the name of science.

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Renegade, covered in the indescribably putrid mess of Tribble, and assorted veggies, stumbles over to the nearest corner, and proceeds to puke his guts out.

"Ugh, I usually only do that after a long night drinking!"

Launching himself behind the bar, Renegade closes his hands upon his newly procured weapon. Cradling the innocent looking device in his hands, he leaps to his feet, aims quickly at RD, and fires.

As the projectile launches itself towards Raging Deadstar, it begins to unfurl, showing for a split second its horrible nature.

Before RD even has time to scream, he is covered in a particularily nasty mixture of purplish goo, consisting of blended cockroach parts, haggis, and cattle intestines.

Sure hope that didn't hit anyone else! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/shock.gif

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We might have to clear it with the boss first. He seems to have been "corrupted" by some Puritan order. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

*RD grins at Renegade and runs for the kitchen. From the slightly ajar doorway sounds of blending, saws, welding, screams and other horrible and dramatic noises and the doorway is illuminated by more welding effects and flames from inside the room*

*There is a sound, like nails on a chalkbaord as he pushes a large metal object to the door, an oven, ducks behind it and hits the Ignite button, there is a rumble as the inside of the oven is full of gas...*

*A big cartoon, batman style, effect word appears on screen* Fwwwwwwwoooom

*RD peeks over to see the grotesque mess of curry, used mongoose, entrails and other intestinal pieces from barry's lunch box, the body parts of remaining tax collectors and health inspectors and some disgusting green slop is forced out of the oven in one huge explosion and directly lands itself on Renegade.*

Mac: Lol, is Wet T-Shirt really a theme night? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif How about a Viking theme night http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif We can try and get the newly promoted Major Primitive back here and maybe rollo too http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Two words, usually not entirely seperate either. Dogscoff and Valkyries http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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Mac, I ca suggest something even better than a wet T-Shirt contest,...

Jello Wrestling Woohooo! I can see the FBW's allready. (mmmmm, Lunch!) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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How about Jello Wrestling in wet t-shirts?! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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"I have heard of a place where humans do battle in a ring of jello."

"Call Daniel!"

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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hmmmm, Wet T-Shirt in Jello Wrestling? Well now, I'm all for it, FBWs, Liz Hurley, Britney Spears, Janet Jackson, GT's Miss Kyle, The Gryphin , Pamala Anderson, Chain Mail Lady, oh so many to invite http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Mac...the rumours are true...you are a crotchey old geezer http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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Picking bits of assorted entrails from his body, Renegade licks his lips appreciately. Mmmmm, good stuff!

Grabbing the nearest patron by the shirt (who just happens to be David E. Gervais), Renegade uses him as a shield from any further projectiles. Good thing too, as David absorbs another bLast of nastiness intended for Renegade! Letting go of the now drippy and very smelly David, Renegade launches himself bodily at RD.

Pinning his squirming body to the ground, Renegade grabs the nearest pointy object.

"No...that wouldn't be right...can't do that http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/shock.gif )

Instead of the pointy object, Renegade spots an old, moldy lemon meringue pie, and (with great relish) smears the entire nasty mess into RD's sweating face, covering it in a mixture of yellow meringue, and blueish-green fuzz.

"Hmm....good look there RD, the yellow with fuzz. Suits you! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif )

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Renegade 13, intent on his victem discards me and moves in for the final blow. Oblivious to his surroundings due to the extreme joy of the moment, he does not see or hear me walk slowly up behind him... <font color="#555555">(but he should have been able to smell me.)</font>

I pull out a spray can of 'Fast-Expanding, Quick-Drying' foam insulation. I aim the nozzel down Renegades pants and press down on the activation button.. (Phissssaaaaaa) Renegade's face wrinkles into an expression of shock and awe. While his tiny brain calculates the impending 'expansion' I pull off my now slimy, smelly, ooze dripping fowl-smelling shirt and pull it over Renegade's head.

Renegade is overwhelmed with impending feelings and undescribably fowl odor. Instinctively he holds his breath, but as I walk out of the room to go shower I hear a massive gasp as Renegade is forced to breathe.

My, my, my now that was very uncharacteristic of me wans't it, LOL, Muahahahahaha

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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bump

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check out this dude

http://www.ibiblio.org/jmaynard/TRONcostume/

warning. warning

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thats wicked scary

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Wow, he put a lot of work into making that costume... [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Panda.gif[/img]

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Hey everyone, Old Man Richard has a birthday, lets all give him a rousing cheer and invite him in for a brew or two :0

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bumpty bump, have to keep the old place up and around in case someone wants to stop in for a brew or two...... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

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99 bottles of http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image.../beerglass.gif on the wall, 99 bottles of http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image.../beerglass.gif. Take one down pass it around, 98 botles of http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image.../beerglass.gif on the wall..

[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon10.gif[/img] c + ( [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon01.gif[/img] - kh ) m + ( [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Cake.gif[/img] - c ) a [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Barrel.gif[/img] ( - rel ) 4 u if u [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon41.gif[/img] me a http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image.../beerglass.gif or 2.

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Challenge: Can any of you come up with a 'picto-phrase' using the Graemlins? Common, I dare you. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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Hello Folks, I hope you have all missed me.

I thought I would stop in to enjoy a brew on my 50th birthday.

A round of drinks for the whole joint. Put it on my buddies mac and the Cat.

Oh, some bad news:
Pooh Star left me.
"I'm a lot of fun to date but you don't want to live with me"

Oh well. It was fun living with a woman that was 1/2 Mrs Cleaver, (stereo type of 50s house wife), and Maddona.
Most men only dream of it. I lived it for 2 1/2 years. What is more, I survived!

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Well, Happy B-Day their you old Wooley Bear, good to see your still around http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif Sorry to hear about Pooh but it happens, so don't get down, plenty more out there, remember you found her, so just keep looking....

(the old one, looks around and forges GT's sig on all the tabs for the brews http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif )

the wize one sits back and enjoys his brew giving a toast to the Old Grypin ( PS your catching up to my age now LOL )

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Sorry to hear the bad news Gryphin. But I'm glad you're back! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

(Almost forgot, had to edit...Happy Birthday!! Have some [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/Cake.gif[/img] and some http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image.../beerglass.gif But stay away from the [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon04.gif[/img] they're no good http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/stupid.gif

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[img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon10.gif[/img]'m not d + ( [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon05.gif[/img] -br ), just re- [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon07.gif[/img] some things...

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bumpty bump, can't let the joint fall by the wayside http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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Yes, let's not let this place fall into the abyss..

head's up,.. Flashback..

http://www.redshirtgames.com/2003gen...2thumbnai;.jpg
http://www.redshirtgames.com/2003gen...3thumbnail.jpg

Larger Versions of these two pics can be found on this web page Enjoy!

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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David, you sure know who to spice up the place, oh wow, she is as hot as I remember..... oh ya.......

Taz needs to take his place back behind the bar, what good is going to the bar and only talking to a robot bar tender...

Where is the TAZ?????????

Brewskis all around you old bot you

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bump http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

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This thread is turning into a "Mac and Me" private bar. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Cheers buddy, I wonder how long the peace will Last. People are bound to get the urge to do cartoon violence sometime soon.

..maybe this thread needs a 'pic search' contest, do a google image search with one word only and post the link for all to view. (just keep it clean, and PG 13 rated and it should be fine..

Example I did a search for "Mac" amd found this..

http://www.digiserve.com/eescape/mac...c-Versions.jpg

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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ROFL http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif tks David you got it right. My old Nemisis, the "Essance", and me have had quite a go around over the yrs. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif and "IT" usually wins http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/evil.gif

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Flashback warning...

http://www.retrotv.com.br/jonnyquest...Quest_logo.gif

I wonder if they will eventually make a live action movie based on Jonny quest?

Oh well, time will tell.

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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the old one takes a drink, the old place is starting to become a ghost establishment.... the old one thinks to himself, times are changing, for years the Ratings etc have been part of this place and now there are complaints of abuse... I guess all things change he mutters as he upends a brewski at the vacant bar,...... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

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A fragile old figure huddles up next to the bar and reveals himself from his robes. Raging Deadstar orders his usual non alcoholic beverage and stares in the polished oak. His face gaunt, unshaven and his hair a mangled mess by this point. He looks over to Mac.

"At least this place is a home away from home still. My Sister just hit puberty!"

RD shakes his head and shudders at the memories of the hormone infested house he escaped from...

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

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Oooo, RD, beware the estrogen! It's gonna get you! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/cool.gif

A huddled figure rises from the corner where he was enjoying the darkness, and taking the opportunity to sleep. Rubbing his eyes groggily, he squints his bleary eyes and gazes around the room. Noting the empty tables, and forlorn figures standing at the bar, Renegade stumbles up the the bar.

"I'll have a...um....something. I can't remember right now....just toss something my way, ok?"

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The wize one notices Renegade and RD, nods in their direction, and sends over severel brewskis, he then walks over to the juke box, picks out Pretty Woman, kicks the side of the box, walks back to his table and orders his usual, bacon, scrambled eggs, rye toast and hash browns and reminisis of the good old days and the fond memories of the bar fights, cartoon violence, GT chasing everyone with a hot poker riding on top of Rex, sigh, The Gryphin jumping out the window and landing in the rose bushes, The race of toilet demons that infest the bathroom.. and many more..... sigh... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif, The Mac, raises his brewski in the air, nods again at RD and Renegade and offers up a toast to the ghosts of the bar and grills of the past......