Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Have they been consistently staling?

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Dunno, just noticed it.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

I think Van stalled a few turns back or got close to it, not sure why, they aren't doing poorly.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Odd. I received a "Message from Host" saying "MA Caelum had an unexplainable increase of wealth this turn. This could be caused by cheating." Obviously I don't think that iRFNA is cheating, but something might be up with the server.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

It just does that on occasion. Or so I'd obviously say to cover up my illicitly acquired ONE BILLION GOLD!!

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

It usually happens when recruits in a sieged fort are cancelled.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Ah, so there's a relatively well known cause then. Good to know.

Oh shi-

Watch out for the birdmen, they just magicked up enough gold to drown everyone in! ;)

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

So it turns out the "gold" I requested from the infernal powers is actually FunBux™. However, I'm assured that it is just as valuable as gold! Anyone want to give me all their gems for a few million FunBux™?

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

What about tir na n'og? are they in a bad position or something?

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

I can see TNN, they are next to me across the sea, they have a couple of forts there, doesn't look like they are too bad off...

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Tir Na N'Og is not bad off. But, they do seem to be on the losing end of their war with Vanheim.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Go away, pythium, this is between me and niefelheim!.. unfortunately

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

I´m still very much alive...But i´ve been sick these past days unable to get out of bed...Now we shall crush the upstart vans...

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Damn Right, Vans are going down!

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

It appears that Niefelheim's position might not have been as hopeless as Torgon thought, I take it.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

it would be funny if Niefelheim won this game.I'm sure if that happens Torgon will be kicking himself.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Hey, what can I say. I <3 me some giants, and apparently so does the random number generator.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Strange, a few of our orders didn't go through last turn or were jumbled, luckily nothing major.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

This just in! Bandar Log demonstrates completely unwarranted and unjustified aggression against the peace-loving peasants and workers of the glorious Union of Large Men (ULM). Let us hope that the revolutionary peoples army can repel this unwarranted attack on our workers paradise!

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

lol dont lie ulm:) You had your 3 turns warning.I even wished you good luck in our war the day before the war began(strangely enough, didnt receive any message back from you)When I have a NAP I follow it through. Also you are doing your faul vampire rising rituals on my grandfathers's land which is suprisingly where your capital is situated :) and that is quite a justification in itself(we want to do our faul Davana rising rituals there). But anyways you are going down:)

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

We have to see also is abysia as good friend of yours as you might think?;)

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

I'm fully occupied with those damn demon monkeys, so I'm not sure what you mean.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

well that should be a relief for ULM he only has to fight on one front:)

And what I mean is that it will show how good you are at following your nap with him(I assume that after me breaking his armies you will most likely jump into getting whatever territory you can get from him) But yea what is taking you so long with those monkeys. They seem quite resiliant.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Well, he told me that he wanted to dom kill me. MIISSTTAAAAAKKKKEEE! :). He was also very unlucky that Ermor didn't attack me with more strength.

But, I'm as good as dead. (Still! But I have not really researched in many many turns. But now my main army has almost been killed)

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Don't give up Soyweiser. I believe in you, just as you believed in me! Together, we may win!

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

That is like smiling before you kick someone in the teeth. Besides, this war will be decided, if not completed, by the time Abysia finishes with the Monkeys (not that I have any problem with Abysia, nor should Abysia have any problem with me... our two peaceloving nations live in fraternal harmony against all who might oppose us).

The glorious people's revolution will prevail! There is no way our "classless" society can lose to your outdated social model.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

I dunno, I hear you guys are run by the illuminati. That's doesn't sound much like a people's revolution.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

That sounds like one of those wacky conspiarcy theories. Why, next you'll be saying that R'yleh is inhabited by aliens who eat brains.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

They are the "Sword and the Shield" of the peoples revolution! As its defenders, naturally they require special priviledges.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

I hope you have strong teeth:)

Edit: I hope I can back up my threat.Otherwise I'd look like a douche.:D

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Ulm I am sorry for your "elite" army. that 340 man loss must have hurt:) On the bright side though 65 of them werent exactly living at the first place so I didn't really kill them.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

While unfortunate, they were all expendable for the people's revolution. My income just went through the roof too! Have at you!

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

If you call that an expandable army, then I'm a bit scared.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

I can regenerate that in about five turns.... Funding constraints meant I had stopped recruiting a while ago. The only ones that are hard to rebuild are my cavalry (capital only and expensive), but I'm not really leaning on them at all (as you can see, I didn't go for any kind of bless).

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

You don't tell your enemy those things... Unless everything you said was a lie! But would you exaggerate or understate your capabilities? Very clever, you're setting up the perfect trap for bbz. He won't even know what it is, but simply by virtue of reading of your deception, he is guaranteed to do exactly what you want him to do! Of course, my pointing it out may change things... Unless that's exactly what you expected me to do! Dear god! GET OUT OF MY HEAD! ****ing illuminati!!!

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

He wouldn't be writing that unless he wants me to react in a certain way about it. And I am aware of that.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Ah yes, the super double secret twist reverse-double reverse branch of psychology. Good work everyone.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Ah, my ridiculously circuitous plan is one-quarter complete. :evil:

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Ha, you're merely my puppet, doing the dirty work of my enigmatic dark lord so I don't have to.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

I will cite what one of my faithful worriors said when I asked him what his opinion on the illuminati reverse psychology matter was:
"Monkey don't think, monkey smash!" And then he got so exited he started waving his club around and hitting the ground, and eventually passed out. But thats another story.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Ah I just tried to talk to a Guru right now.Strangely he just turned his back on me and continued meditating.I have a feeling that those little buggers don't like me too much. They seem to be under the impression that I am brutal, selfish perpotent tyrant wanting to enslave the whole world and willing to sacrifice millions of innocent lives in doing so. I really don't know where they could have gotten that idea from??

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

I´ll still try but i might stall this turn...I will try to continue playing as usual but if i start to see that i can´t continue i´ll let you know so you can ask for a sub

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

In hindsight, that was an extremely bad order choice, wasn't it? Oh well, can't make an omelet without sacrificing hundreds of birds.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

My illuminati and the robot devil have a lot in common. And I think you are all missing the simplistic brilliance of my master plan.

Step 1: Sacrifice thousands of lives in pursuit of power
Step 2: ?????????
Step 3: Profit!!!!!!!!!

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

hmm yea I still dont understand why you lost 270 wolves to kill 4 white ones?Wouldn't they be better off if they stayed with your main army(If you have such thing)that is half of a thousand you sacrificed alread I gess I should be getting even more scared (well I'm still fine I gess till we reach the first thousand) But then bang and I'm done for:D

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

Anyone else having server problems? I have been unable to get into the game all night.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

I can log in just fine. What exactly happens when you try to get on?

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

The computer freezes on the "Waiting for game info" screen and I have to Ctrl/Alt/Del out. This happens every few turns and sometimes like tonight it goes on for hours. I have played other games on Gandalf's server and not seen this in previous games.

Re: NewbsWithLowSelfEsteem - Year 3: Revenge of the Living
 

I'm having the same problem.