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Strategia_In_Ultima April 5th, 2005 02:45 PM

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 
Not when your remote-projector has just been neatly blasted into subsubatomic particles.

NullAshton April 5th, 2005 02:50 PM

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 
Ashton walks through a tear in the fabric of spacetime, that closes as soon as he walks through.

I'm in person, happy now?

Strategia_In_Ultima April 5th, 2005 03:09 PM

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 
"Yes."

Strategia lifts his gun again and fires.

Several teams of cleaner-bots are required to clean up the mess. Sorry, folks! Though he was just hot air inside!

NullAshton April 5th, 2005 03:14 PM

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 
Ashton quickly rolls to the side, then tosses a glop grenade at Strategia, quickly encasing him with glue that gives him a serious wedgie.

Strategia_In_Ultima April 5th, 2005 03:29 PM

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 
"Oooh you sneaky little bastard..... for this you will PAY!!!!!"

Strategia pulls out a Pulse Launcher Shouldercannon - a really, really strong bazooka for those of you unfamiliar with pulse weaponry - and aims it at Ashton, who quickly evades the first shot. A 'bot does not evade it however, and is gone to the same place those few square feet of wall and floor went.

The second and third shots also miss (but cause pretty much collateral damage and frightens the FBWs, who retreat to a safer place), though the third shot grazes Ashton (well, hey, that's what Babelfish said! I forgot the proper translation for "schampschot") and scorches his wrist a little.


"Sooo..... ready to surrender?"

TurinTurambar April 5th, 2005 03:55 PM

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 
I can't believe these two are bickering non-stop with an FBW's juggs bouncing around...

NullAshton April 5th, 2005 03:58 PM

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 
Ah, who cares about them.

Ashton tosses a large steak with superglue on the bottom, and it promptly sticks to Strategia's torso.

I'll just let Barry take care of you http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

Now then, do you have a menu somewhere?

TurinTurambar April 5th, 2005 04:02 PM

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 
Puberty is a strange and wonderful thing I guess.

NullAshton April 5th, 2005 04:04 PM

Re: Former Chat Bar & Grill
 
It's not that I don't notice... It's that I don't care.

Now give me the menu please... That distilled Eee didn't quench my thirst...

Strategia_In_Ultima April 5th, 2005 04:06 PM

Re: Foolish mortal, who?
 
Sorry, but my disagreement with Ashton goes first.....


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