Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

I'm sure there's a black dragon that I have some unfinished buisness with...

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Ah, but I'm having too much fun statting something big up.....

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

He's technically CR 14, and doesn't qualify, even with triple standard treasure for dragons. I've got a little nominally CR 18 double treasure ready, though. Base, two templates, plus advancement - I think it shall do.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Hmm... I could also craft a custom item.... something fairly minor and limited that would deal with your problems.... yes....

Oh, and Narf: Sword, Shield, Armor, or Cloak?

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Yeah, like that.
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Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Pick one. It's multiple choice. I can also roll 1d4, if you'd prefer.

Also... while Kaylin was busy scribing the scroll of Dimensional Anchor into her spellbook, Jason went and purchased a few items. Daggers. Colossal, 10-ft long daggers, 16 pounds apiece. 36 of them, and had them placed in his wagon.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Those are... big... what would he use them for?

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Oh... you'll find out. If you want to know sooner, well, your character has all the requisite skills, and most likely knows everything he's using, so feel free to peruse the spell lists, the monster entry for Ghosts, and work out the base damage of each of those daggers.

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Is Jason about to start tossing colossal daggers around 10 at a time?

Re: OT: Narf has gone looney and wants to GM.
 

Of course he isn't going to be tossing colossal daggers around ten at a time. Why would he do that? Now a dozen, on the other hand....

Could have also gone with Colossal Crossbow Bolts, but those tend to break when they hit something, but you can GMW 50 of those at once, and it only costs 16 gp for 10, 80 gp for 50. I considered it, but I do curb my munchkin tendencies to some degree. But then, I'm planning on pitting the party up against a provisionally CR 18 critter on Saturday...

Kaylin could actually pull it off even better, assuming she had the spell for it, as she has a higher caster level (more daggers).

He can only pull it off once every 1d4 rounds, and each one has it's own chance to miss (attack roll vs. full AC), but it has the potential to outpace Disintigrate under the right circumstances.