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Randallw February 3rd, 2005 06:13 AM
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I would think the police would bring a stop to that second picture.

narf poit chez BOOM February 3rd, 2005 08:00 AM
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Unfortunatly, they probably would.

Gandalf Parker February 3rd, 2005 10:55 AM
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The screen cleaner made me think I might have been ripped off. But its cute, thanks for the link

Mine I did for the military. At scheduled times it would pop up a cartoon character which did a window washing of the screen. It ended with "OK now do your side."

narf poit chez BOOM February 14th, 2005 05:46 AM
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More funny stuff from the Baen forums...

Quote:
Subject: The Pasta Diet
Author: David Start
Date: 13 Feb 2005 10:48 AM
New to me....



THE PASTA DIET
IT REALLY WORKS !!

1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge.

Also,
CONCERNED ABOUT TOO MANY CARBS IN YOUR DIET?

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on
nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical
studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans. !
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks
than Americans.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.
4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and
fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you

Atrocities February 14th, 2005 06:11 AM
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Enough with the beam forums crap! Good God man what are tyring to do, draw away our membership?

narf poit chez BOOM February 14th, 2005 07:14 AM
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Nope. But if you guys go to the Baen forums, you'll probably buy Baen books. And if you buy Baen books, David Weber, Eric Flint and Ryk Spoor just might write even more Baen books.

So it's just an evil plot to get more books to read. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif Either that, or I just wanted to share the funny.

narf poit chez BOOM February 15th, 2005 01:53 AM
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http://www.ucomics.com/calvinandhobbes/1994/02/07/

Atrocities February 15th, 2005 06:56 AM
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Quote:
Taera said:
There are lotsa jokes all around the place... the Nonsense Thread, the Advise thread... why dont we get a sticky thread where they all go? i think it would be a great collection to have along the Newbie FAQ, Modlist etc <img border="0" title="" alt="[Smile]" src="images/icons/smile.gif" />

<small>[ July 22, 2003, 09:46: Message edited by: Taera ]</small>
There are links to various humor lists in the New Members Please Look Here sticky thread under SEIV Humor.

narf poit chez BOOM February 22nd, 2005 08:38 PM
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"It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents--except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely agitating the scanty flame of the lamps that struggled against the darkness." --Edward George Bulwer-Lytton, Paul Clifford (1830)
What more need I say? Pretty much an official 'fan' page for bad writing.

narf poit chez BOOM February 22nd, 2005 09:02 PM
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Ssssssswoooooooorrrrrdsssssss... http://www.weaponmasters.com/index/


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