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the title pertaining to Arnold Shwarzenegger should be deemed eroneous as he surely has a perfect vocabulary in German. It would only be his expertise in english that could be put in dispute.

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AGAIN I did NOT create this list..... Geez man! It's just a joke!

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Fair enough. We Australians may have no manners but we can get a joke http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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Oi, I dinn' say Awstrayleeins dinn' have manners..... I LOYKE Awstraylia, mate!

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http://www.kingfeatures.com/features...lard/about.htm

Comic for March 1st.

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Two guys met in heaven
- I froze to death. How did you die?
- From relief
- How could you die from relief?
- Well, I had a suspicion that my wife where seeing someone else so one day I went home early from work to find out. I looked in the closets, the kitchen, the bedroom, under the bed but there were nobody. I was so relieved that I died from a heartattack.
- Jerk... Had you just looked in the freezer we would both have been alive today http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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How do you know if you are really fat?
- You are at the beach and can hear the whales singing "We are family"

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Q: Why didn't the cat eat the chicken?
A: Because it tasted fowl!

Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: Because it wasn't chicken!

Brought to you by a bored Narf.

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Another way to know you're really, really fat.....

You're sunbathing at the beach and a Greenpeace team is trying to push you back into the water.

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While screaming: "Save the whale".