What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
 

"What do you mean I can't declare my 45.5 Billion Klingon subjects on my tax return?"

"I can't even right off the cost of research, colonization, ship construction or declare the ships I lost in the Cardassian wars!"

"What kind of nonsense is this?"

"I spent 6 hours on this 1040 ez form. EZ my ***." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

"I want to speak to a Klingon Translator immediately!"

[ April 16, 2004, 01:22: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
 

Just remember, AT...

if you ask for a Klingon translator, they may give you a Klingon auditor instead... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
 

The more you tighten your grip, Atrocities, the more deductions will slip through your fingers...

Wildcard

Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
 

Online and telefile are the only way to go. That is if the Klingon computers can handle it. And I don't think Klingons use phones.

Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
 

I've never prepared my own tax return because I find the process incomprehensible. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/blush.gif

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Bah!!---try having a ferengi do your taxes http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
 

Atrocities, repeat after me: 'I am not a klingon. I am perfectly sane. I am a mouse and eat cheese.' http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
 

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">You mean I should go to H&R Block then? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
 

I'm not sure if I'd want to trust a Ferengi with any of my financial matters... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Re: What Do You Mean I Can\'t!
 

What incredibly perfect timing! I just finished my T1 General (Canada, eh!) and still have a lot of "mad" left over. Not gonna play any PBW turns till tomorrow 'cuz I might declare war on everybody! ... including a few of my own unruly colonies. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif