Homelife secruity
 

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ROFLMAO - Funny as it is, its still serious.

<font color="red">HAZARDOUS MATERIALS DATA SHEET ID931 </font>

ELEMENT: Women

SYMBOL: Wo

DISCOVERER: Adam

ATOMIC MASS: Accepted at 53.6kg, but known to vary from 40 - 200kg.

OCCURRENCES: Copious quantities in all urban areas.

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: Surface usually covered in painted film. Boils at nothing, freezes without known reason. Melts if given special treatment. Bitter if used incorrectly. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: Has greet affinity for gold, silver and a range of other precious stones. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no apparent reason. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly in saturation with alcohol. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man

COMMON USES:Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars. Can be a great aid to relaxation. Very effective cleaning agent. TESTS: Pure specimen turns rosy pink when found in natural state. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

HAZARDS: Highly dangerous except in experienced hands Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come in contact with each other

Re: Homelife secruity
 

You of course referring to the following

http://www.anupriyo.com/blog/images/hazard-women.gif

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Of course. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif And thank you, I lost my copy of the gif many years ago. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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I do have a higher quality version on my hard-drive

Edit:
http://www.projectxstudios.com/funny/o_HazardSheet.jpg

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Oh and some more stuff Ive found around the net

http://forum.freeworldonline.com/vie...?p=54010#54010
(didnt want to copy my post from over there)

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That is about the funniest, best thing i heard all day today next to the "you are an idioti emporer" if you do things. Man that is a funny forum but this is better....good job guys

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I have that hanging on my wall.

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The sign? Or a Woman? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

rotflmao

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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Why not both? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif