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narf poit chez BOOM June 10th, 2008 04:58 PM
OT: High-level spam...
 
Quote:
Vacancy Announcement
Title: Project supervisor
Available in all states
Salary: $86,000 - $96,000 per year

AMS Group Company is seeking to fill the position of Project Supervisor. To be considered for this position the right candidate should satisfy the following requirements:
- Undergraduate degree required;
- Computer knowledge;
- Credit score not less than 650;
- Skills in marketing activities, sales and promotion organization;
- Good organizational skills;
- Ability to state clearly (compose detailed analytical documents);
- Ability to promptly handle multiple detailed tasks simultaneously;
- Ability to interact with outside customers in a professional manner;
- Responsibility.

Responsibilities include:
-Administrative and organizational management;
-Development and coordinating;
-Advertising activities;
-Schedule planning;
- Handling client database.


Thank you for your assistance. Please send your professional resume to
hrdep.mcneil@gmail.com


If you require any further information please don't hesitate to contact Human Resources Department 9-00 A.M. to 6-00 P.M. EST hours.
We are proud to be an equal opportunity employer.

Yours Sincerely,
Jessica McNeil
Human Resources Department
Well-written, with good grammer and spelling. No hidden links; a reasonable-sounding proposal...

...Being sent to a mentally ill person on disability, who not only is definitely not qualified, but he never applied for any such position anywhere. Failure point.

(Yes, I'm bored)

Ed Kolis June 10th, 2008 05:33 PM
Re: OT: High-level spam...
 
Heh, a gmail "corporate" email address... what a company, too cheap to get a domain name http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif I wonder if Google even allows gmail to be used for commercial purposes...

Narf, you're on disability? I didn't realize you were THAT mentally ill... or is it something else? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

... credit score no less than 650? What, are you going to be using your personal bank account to be transferring funds from Nigeria to Osama bin Laden or something? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Nocturnal June 10th, 2008 06:04 PM
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"- Ability to state clearly" Hahahahaha! Fell down there.

No phone number for the Human Resources Department? How are you supposed to call them by 6-00 P.M. EST hours? Hahaha!

If you are that bored Narf, what you need to love is...
Spamusement! Poorly-drawn cartoons inspired by actual spam subject lines!

Fyron June 10th, 2008 06:34 PM
Re: OT: High-level spam...
 
Quote:
Ed Kolis said:
Heh, a gmail "corporate" email address... what a company, too cheap to get a domain name http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif I wonder if Google even allows gmail to be used for commercial purposes...
Yes. Why would they care? Commercial uses still generate ad views. Also, have you not heard of Google Apps, an explicit way to use Google services, including email, for businesses?

narf poit chez BOOM June 10th, 2008 07:07 PM
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@Ed: Don't worry...The pills make it allll better. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif But seriously, I'm dealing.

I missed that it was a gmail address. Heh.


I've looked at Spamusement before. It's funny for a while, but the viagra jokes/spam get(s) annoying even second-hand.

Randallw June 10th, 2008 11:34 PM
Re: OT: High-level spam...
 
for the record I too have a mental illness and am on a disability pension (my mother thinks everyone here is probably like me and Narf and has nothing better to do http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif)

yes, I too get spam like that

"Please kind sir, I have cancer and neeed help. Donations welcome"

oh that's nice, I think, an appeal to my sense of pity. How unfortunate I don't have one.

That and I don't trust anything from Africa. It will be a bad day when someone from Africa has a genuine reason to contact me, I can't imagine why, and I ignore it as soon as I see their name is Jospeh Mbutu or it's from Nigeria.

Edit: Don't get the idea I'm heartless. I'll help disabled people through the door if I'm walking past. It's just when I see stuff on TV going on about some sick person and how they need an operation I am unable to see why it should concern me. Thus an appeal designed to make me feel sorry for someone and offer help is doomed to fail.

narf poit chez BOOM June 11th, 2008 12:55 AM
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There's guilt and then there's guilt-trips. I don't appreciate people trying to trip me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Randallw June 11th, 2008 03:31 AM
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"There is no innocence...only varying degrees of guilt."

narf poit chez BOOM June 11th, 2008 04:39 AM
Re: OT: High-level spam...
 
...Usually that phrase is used to justify hating people for not living up to unrealistic expectations.

Atrocities June 11th, 2008 05:29 AM
Re: OT: High-level spam...
 
the first hint that it was spam would have been hrdep.mcneil@gmail.com


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