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so, i've been wondering if an avatar bash thread is a good idea?

my idea is put all our avatar's or any character we think up in an ever-changing maze. then we wander around and bash each other's avatar's and various robots, gaint and otherwise, that pop up. sort of like a holodeck with instant respawn for pc and npc. post's would be short and discriptive to keep the action flowing.

[ September 23, 2003, 20:42: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

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ive no idea what are you talking about...

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well, it's a roleplay where the point is to wack other avatar's.

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*falls down from the ceiling and whacks the mouse*
like that? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

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*falls down from the ceiling and with a hammer back over his shoulder and whacks at the bug overhand and two-handed*

then you would post your responce, depending on how high the ceiling is and how good you are at dodging and where you are.

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*steps out from behind a corner and zaps the mouse with a phaser* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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*being invulnerable Doom style, my avatar mocks everyone else's*

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My avatar zooms in and bLasts your avatars to bloody pulps, then zooms out. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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*Doom BFG time!*
Invulnverable + BFG = win!

Edit:
Ono! Fresh outta cells! Run away! Run away!

[ September 21, 2003, 06:47: Message edited by: Instar ]

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Foolish earth dirt children, you are no match for me, for I AM ZIM!

I know that I AM ZIM! Because I am just SOOO amazing, because, I AM ZIM!

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*Opens his mouth and spews out fire that roasts all avatars in sights, the devours the roasted avatars with his large teethfilled mouth, quickly disposing of them through the intestinal system and passing the remains from the bottom area.*

-Yummie

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*Truddles out into the open and is instantly bashed, whacked, bLasted, roasted, BFGed by everyone.*

Then everyone's jaws drop open and exclaim simultaneously, "OMG, they killed Kenny!"

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Primitive opens his computer and rips out all the Avatars. He then superglues each one to an enhanced copy of the BLaster virus which will turn of the Avatar imediately when it is activated. Tramples all over them with his size 50 Boots. Opens a bottle of wine to celebrate.

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1064146226.jpg

Hey, all this superglue is making me dizzy

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Foolishly failing to check his six, I wait for him to bLast the others then I open up with my 10mm nose mount Gauss cannon ... tungsten core rounds slam into Fyron has his threat alert squeals as my missile locks.

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Hmm... since I am flying in a battlecruiser...

PDCs spring to action and eliminate the missile threat. Organic armor begins regenerating. Fyron's avatar turns its electric discharges against Joachim, arcing numerous bLasts of lighting at him.

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Since he's outta cells, DoomGuy gets out the rocket launcher and starts shooting those green barrels o'fun.
Next he uses a portal to beam into Fyron's ship...

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">*Franticly flapping his wings to get rid of the supergule, and happens to lift primitive upwards hitting his head to the cealing repeatedly *

-It's not the glue that makes you dizzy!

(The master of art has performed!!)

[ September 21, 2003, 21:33: Message edited by: Ruatha ]

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Mr. Flibble says you boys are getting very naughty... And you know what we do with naughty boys...

(eyes start to glow red)

nnnNNNnnnNNNnnnNNN...

We PUNISH them! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

(deathrays shoot out at everybody from eyes)

VOMM! VOMM! VOMM!

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*Cuts himself free from the superglue by using a sharp knife.*
*Runs to the hardware store and returns with a can of superglue solvent*
*Splashes solvent on everybody and frees them* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
*Retaliates by throwing pine cones at the barbarian*

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Ducks the pinecones.

Throws a ball of yarn towards the kitten - Watches the kitten jump the yarn - Waits until Kitten gets his claws stuck - Pics up kitten and yarn - Throws both in metal wastebasket - Welds shut - Adds heating element - Heats to 200 C - Sells artwork "Cat in hot tincan" to the Guggenheim musem for 10 Mill dollars - takes long vacation

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(Makes sure to round up and destroy every Last bit of "luck virus" - that really was a problem Last time! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif )

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*Appears and slowly starts to suck everyone towards the big damage center at 2 squares per turn*

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Joachim jinks around the pathetic attempt to shoot him down with lightning rays and Switches ammo from the 10mm tungsten cored rounds to hollow rounds filled with a genetically modified super virus that kills organic armor... Blammy!

Then the Ed Kolis' death rays zap into space Vomm Vomm Vomm - to which my Hammerhead fighter dodges with ease but - Fyrons battlecruiser gets zapped!

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Fyron wonders what Instar is doing on his ship. At the first sign of hostilities, Fyron will activate the immune system of his vessel, which will attempt to eradicate Mr. Doom (and there is a lot of it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif ).

Fyron turns PDC grid onto Joachim, which easily annihiliates him. He is just in a single fighter, afterall, and we all know SE4 PDCs slaughter fighters. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Fyron genetically engineers ship to be immune to Joachim's virus.

[ September 22, 2003, 07:58: Message edited by: Imperator Fyron ]

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*dogscoff's viking worldship bLasts Fyron's puny battlecruiser with a core-mount engine-killer, then rams the helpless hulk into oblivion.

"Hmm, I seem to have scratched the paintwork on something. Now, where are the controls for that planetary napalm..."

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*dogscoff's mighty battlemoon avatar flees in terror from the awesome head-the-size-of-a-planet avatar of David G.

Are you galactus' big brother or something?

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Good thing Doom has lots of ammo to fight off whatever this "immune system" is... hopefully it is a lot of Marine Zombies and Imps, those are easy to kill! Doom helps himself to some cells and loads up the good ol' BFG. Time for some serious smackdown!

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*slowly sucks everybody two spaces closer to their doom*

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ooc:[well, a little less orderly than i was thinking, but quite possibly more fun.
[qoute]
(Makes sure to round up and destroy every Last bit of "luck virus" - that really was a problem Last time!
[/qoute]
there was a Last time?
]

Narf respawns. he then puts on his bubble helmet and pops a cork into Cyrien. cartoon character's can do that kind of thing.

then he sneak's up behind Primitive and smash's him.

then he tapes a bomb on the resulting disk and throws it at the metal wastebasket holding Kamog, blowing them both up.

[ September 22, 2003, 16:36: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

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Erax taps Narf on the shoulder. When the mouse turns around, he says : "Loooook into myyy eeeeyes."

Narf is now a possessed zombie in the Army of Erax.

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sucks in the cork and moves everyone another two spaces to the center.

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attempts to eat Erax's brain.

i'm a cartoon character. what do you expect?

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With his inhuman zombie-strength, Erax tosses Narf at Primitive, then looks at Instar. "Loook intoooo myyy Eeeeeyesss..."

The Erax Zombie Army gains another member.

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1064258368.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1064258443.gif

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attempts to find Primitive's brain http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Agh! Must... resist... I.. am INVULNERABLE!
Doom uses adrenaline pack and flips out, punching everything in sight!

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Primitive feels the pull.
Yeah, time to take a crap. Now, where is the hole ?

Primitive spots a nice designer bowl. Ahhhhhh...

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1064268921.jpg

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omg, this is terrible,.. what has the world come to? I'm gonna have to report you all to the S.P.C.A. (the Society to Prevent Cruelty to Avatars)

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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Ever play Duke Nukem 3d? Remember the first theater level with the alien on the john getting blown away? well primitive, we are redoing that Doom style!
*gets his double barrel and kicks in the door...*

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">... and Primitive became King by his own hand and wore his crown upon a troubled brow...but that is another story.

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ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

OT

http://www.pcOnline.com.cn/pcedu/car.../iconstory.swf

ICON WAR

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Primitive, disturbed in his study of an ”artsy” magazine looks up and sees a double barrel stuck in his face. Takes the Bugs Bunny VS Elmer Fudge solution and sticks two fingers in the barrels. Watches the shotgun blow up and Instar left all black and smoky.

Strange, I would have thought that would hurt my fingers a bit more http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Kamog:
Good too see you are familiar with finer culture http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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shoves Primitive down his toilet.

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King Primitive, in great distress, calls for his lackeys to pull him free of the toilet.

Erax, now cast as the handiman from the Phong's Head Cantina, strolls in carrying a toolbox.

King Primitive, not wishing to expose his kingly privates to a plebeian, takes off his crown and places it in his lap.

Erax takes one long look at the situation and declares :

"OK, I can get the barbarian dude out, but your King is Reeeeeeeeeeally stuck."

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ah, his toilet is aka a black hole aka Cyrien. he's dead.

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Maybe he has lots of armor to resist my damage at the center of the black hole ability. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif I believe it only takes something like 5000?

I would move everyone 2 closer to ultimate doom but I seem to be clogged atm.

[ September 23, 2003, 22:28: Message edited by: Cyrien ]

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Whacks Narf.
Nope, Definitely not dead http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Misses his deep baryton voice so he jumps back into the black hole to look for the "king" and the "throne(s)".

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Dang! Gotta find Doom a new double barrel shotty...
Doom revs up the chainsaw, and decides that a few walls need to go...

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the whack on the head brings Narf out of his zombie state and he quickly ties ropes to his two shiny hammer's and nails Erax from fifty feet.

one more for me.

puts on some wrap-around sunglasses.

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Doom manages to find an invisibility item, and sneaks up behind people and uses his chainsaw and chaingun to cut people in half.

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In the "New Ship Images" Thread, the feline Katchoo was flattened by Narf with a hammer and tossed into space like the proverbial frisbee...

*whooooooosh whoooooosh whooooosh whoooosh whooosh*


Suddenly Katchoo comes whirling into this Thread and promply strikes Narf in the back of the head-

*CLONK*

Frisbee-Katchoo then promply spins off back into the nether regions between Threads...

*whooosh whoooosh whooooosh whoooooosh whooooooosh*