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Atrocities January 10th, 2004 07:30 PM

If You Were A Character
 
If you were a character in Space Empires, who would you be? More accurately what would you be like?

Lord Atrocities
General Operations Director
"X" Empire

A ruthless leader with no brains on how to run an empire. (As evident in my many defeats at PBW)

I rule my empire like a mad man rules the nut house.

I spend recklessly on state of the art war ships that are far from state of the art compared to my eniems designs.

I love to spend time with the lovely women of my empire, probing them with my instrument of love when I really should be making plans to conqure my enemies.

I am over all a nice guy, but there seem to be no other equal to my skill to lead my empire so any who try will fail, and I feel it is my obligation as G.O.D. to save them the embarassment of defeat so I have them liquidated upon identification.

I love to listen to my people, I seldom if ever hear what they are saying over the sound of the disuptor fire, but I think most of it are screams for mercy.

That being said most of my planets populations tow the line because those that do not will get the chance to explore space. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Without protective gear.

The best part about being the leader of an empire, well is the satisfaction one gains from watching ones enemies fall before you.

[ January 10, 2004, 17:32: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

Kamog January 10th, 2004 10:45 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
I would like to be the Research Minister, and be a mad genius scientist, inventing new weapons and technology, always coming up with crazy new ideas, and having a big team of scientists and engineers to help me. I'd have a gigantic laboratory in the head research facility on the home planet, and the place would look like a huge clutter, with partially-built nuclear reactors, beam weapons, engines, and so on all over the place, with busy technicians in lab coats always scurrying around, testing, modifying, constructing, and growing stuff. I'd be running around, closely working on my favorite projects, and directing all the research and development. Project leaders working on different designs will constantly be running up to me to get advice, and then be running back to their areas to work on their projects with their own teams.

David E. Gervais January 11th, 2004 01:02 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Kamog, for some reason reading your post made me think of 'Q' from the bond films. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

As for me, all I can say is.. "So little paint, so many ships!" and,.. "Sorry we're all out of 'Black'." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Atrocities January 11th, 2004 01:50 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
David, would you be willing to make a custom splash screen for me? Atrocities@astmod.com

tesco samoa January 11th, 2004 03:01 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
ministry of planet discriptions. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Taz-in-Space January 11th, 2004 06:46 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
I want to be the Minister of Exploration!!


Why?????


...Because, as everyone should already know, Taz is 'REALLY OUT THERE' http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

TerranC January 11th, 2004 07:28 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Minister-without-office-or-profolio-but-stays-for-the-refreshments.

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Atrocities January 11th, 2004 07:41 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Minister of mistakes for me then.

Puke January 11th, 2004 08:56 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
layabout relative of some galactic emperor. no responsibilites, but untold fortunes to waste on screwing off.

Kamog January 11th, 2004 10:15 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Another one that would be fun is Minister of Stellar Manipulation.

Whenever we need to blow up a planet, or destroy a star, or create a planet or black hole, I'll be there to push the button! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

David E. Gervais January 11th, 2004 01:47 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Atrocities:
David, would you be willing to make a custom splash screen for me? Atrocities@astmod.com
<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Sure, I could have some fun with my new toys.. (Lunarcell, Glitterato and Solarcell.) Can you give me size requirements etc.?

Cheers!

P.S. I'll try to spend more time on MSN Messenger today if you want to discuss this in real time.

Perrin January 11th, 2004 01:50 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Hmm tough call...

Minister of Mine Field Deployment
-Creating gardens of flowers that bloom with briliant destructive light.

or

Minister of Alien Research
-<*Croc Hunter Voice*> Crikey! We have reports of some Alien Ruins on this planet over here let’s go see what they have to tell us.

Nodachi January 11th, 2004 03:27 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Propaganda...er...um...Information Minister for me! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

"I call upon all nations to rebuke the evil empire of X! They have cowardly ambushed my poor defenseless nation's exploration fleet and we have lost all one-hundred peace-loving dreadnaughts to this vile treachery!"

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Andrés January 11th, 2004 04:26 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
I'd be the idiotic AI colonization minister that insists on attempting to colonize a tiny red-star planet on enemy territory and ignores the huge green-star one on our homesystem.

oleg January 11th, 2004 07:45 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Puppeter... (spel., sorry)

I like to tweak AIs and usually play with all ministers on and modding AI files as the game progress.

Some sort of EVIL behind the scene ruler of all http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

Iansidious January 11th, 2004 09:08 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Me I would be head of intelligence. How cool would it be to have thousands of alias's and have the coolest little gagets. I can only think of the action I could have being an intergalaic spy. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Fyron January 11th, 2004 09:13 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Quote:

Originally posted by tesco samoa:
ministry of planet discriptions. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Hmm... FQM might have need of your services then. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

The FryeR K January 11th, 2004 09:41 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Minister of Alcohol Quality Control
wooohooo

primitive January 12th, 2004 02:44 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Primitive the Impregnator

I always take a bonus to reproduction http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Loser January 12th, 2004 05:30 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Kamog:
I would like to be the Research Minister, and be a mad genius scientist, inventing new weapons and technology, always coming up with crazy new ideas, and having a big team of scientists and engineers to help me. I'd have a gigantic laboratory in the head research facility on the home planet, and the place would look like a huge clutter, with partially-built nuclear reactors, beam weapons, engines, and so on all over the place, with busy technicians in lab coats always scurrying around, testing, modifying, constructing, and growing stuff. I'd be running around, closely working on my favorite projects, and directing all the research and development. Project leaders working on different designs will constantly be running up to me to get advice, and then be running back to their areas to work on their projects with their own teams.
<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Wow, Kamog. You sound a lot like my character in the Play by Committee game, Doctor Loser.

Check out my Ministry of Science Posts on new Technology.

http://invirtuo.cc/se4/

log in with spectator / spectator

Atrocities January 12th, 2004 05:37 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
I guess my standing as GOD would put me in charge of all of you. What an empire I must run. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

David E. Gervais January 12th, 2004 12:35 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Repost because I think Atrocities missed it. (the lack of response was the big clue.) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Quote:

Originally posted by Atrocities:
David, would you be willing to make a custom splash screen for me? Atrocities@astmod.com
<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Sure, I could have some fun with my new toys.. (Lunarcell, Glitterato and Solarcell.) Can you give me size requirements etc.?

Cheers!

P.S. I'll try to spend more time on MSN Messenger today if you want to discuss this in real time.

gregebowman January 12th, 2004 03:53 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Kamog:
Another one that would be fun is Minister of Stellar Manipulation.

Whenever we need to blow up a planet, or destroy a star, or create a planet or black hole, I'll be there to push the button! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Darn, he beat me to it. I want to be the one pushing the button on the Death Star.

narf poit chez BOOM January 12th, 2004 08:46 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
me? i just supply food to all government employees. of course. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Iansidious January 12th, 2004 11:40 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Atrocities:
I guess my standing as GOD would put me in charge of all of you.
<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Try it and you'll find yourself within my crosshairs!


Ahhhhh...I love the sound of sniper fire in the evening.

narf poit chez BOOM January 13th, 2004 12:16 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Iansidious:
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Originally posted by Atrocities:
I guess my standing as GOD would put me in charge of all of you.

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Try it and you'll find yourself within my crosshairs!


Ahhhhh...I love the sound of sniper fire in the evening.
</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">i could always serve him tea...

Taera January 13th, 2004 07:39 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
I'd be the Emperor of Tiny Insects That Never Let You Sleep

narf poit chez BOOM January 13th, 2004 11:49 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Taera:
I'd be the Emperor of Tiny Insects That Never Let You Sleep
<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">don't worry folks, i'll contact the shoe department.

EvilGenius4ABetterTomorro January 14th, 2004 08:31 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
MINISTER OF VICE.

Fellow citizens of the Empire. Send me your alcohol, drugs and drug money for proper disposal. Send me your huddled victims of white slavery for proper evaluation and re-education. I will see to it personally that these difficult tasks will be done. Oh, todays ration of Soylent Jaggermeister has been cut by 5%! Sorry dudes!

Renegade 13 January 15th, 2004 01:30 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Minister of Interrogation

Spreading seeds of insurrection?? You're mine.
A little bit of sedition?? You'll wish you hadn't.

Ruatha January 15th, 2004 02:13 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Emperor Ruatha

Thinks himself an evil genious, out to conquer the galaxy.
But first he must build the meanest and largest fleet ever built, before he attacks. And until then he must show off a nice exterior, the noble peaceful diplomat. Negotaiting and keeping peace until he can strike and obliterate all other races in the universe, whoa ha ha! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif
But first he needs a few more ships, and perhaps upgrade them, and a few more....


Hey, what happened, the game has ended!!
I didn't mean to be Mr Nice guy, honestly!!

narf poit chez BOOM January 15th, 2004 03:36 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Quote:

Minister of Interrogation

Spreading seeds of insurrection?? You're mine.
A little bit of sedition?? You'll wish you hadn't.
<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">obviously, my cheif rival. tea?

Renegade 13 January 15th, 2004 04:15 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Tea? You insult me. Tea is not fit to drink. Now coffee on the other hand is acceptable.

Kamog January 15th, 2004 07:10 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Drink not with thine enemy. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

narf poit chez BOOM January 15th, 2004 07:14 AM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
of course. here's your coffee. it's quite safe.

*looks innocent*

and don't listen to Kamog. i'm quite sure he's seditious.

[ January 15, 2004, 05:15: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

Renegade 13 January 15th, 2004 04:30 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
Suddenly I'm not thirsty.

Instar January 15th, 2004 04:54 PM

Re: If You Were A Character
 
My luck Id be the poor sap who'd have to work for all these nutcases...
Well, I could be grand admiral of all the fleets... lots of shiny ships to play with


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