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Have you ever been so drunk that you try to wave down a taxi and flag down the police? Then you get in and your happy because they don't have a meter?

Have you ever been so drunk and decide to go to the store to get muchies, back to the end of the drive way, forget what your doing, look up and say; "Feewww, I made it home."

Have you ever tried to light a cigerette with a blow tourch?

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some good questions there AT,.. how about these..

Q: Have you ever ignighted a fart?

Q: Have you ever peed in the sink because someone was in the bathroom?

Q: Have you ever rode a blind horse?

Q: Have you ever wished you had a camera after snaking the bowl?

My answers to the above questions are Yes, Yes, Yes, and Yes. So how do you compare?

LOL AT have you been playing with Silly Putty again? LOL

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">No, but one time, quite a while back, I got a cop to pull over blinking my lights at him. Walked up to the cop car/him and told him I shouldn't be driving 'cause I was drunk. He took the keys from me, and took me home. (that was http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif )

My grandfather was quite a drunk. I remember one time he was (more or less) passed out on the couch and had to pee...so he grabbed an empty can off the coffee table and used it. That was about all I could take, so I left. A few hours later, he woke up...so I went to check on him. I started picking up all the beer cans on the table next to the couch and upon finding out they were all empty, mentioned it to him. He said they all WERE empty except for the one he finished that had warm beer in it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif (I never told him)

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LOL David. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Have you ever done something so incredibly stupid it could have killed you? Like using the hair dryer in the shower while it was running just to see what the warning lable was for?

Taken preperation H orally just because the directions said not too?

Farted in an elevator full of people?

Ate cat food?

Ate dog food?

Still eat cat or dog food?

Made a spam hamburger? (I plead the fifth)

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Q: Have you ever peed in the sink because someone was in the bathroom?

yeah, when I was six or so. But, has anyone peed while in the shower because they didn't go before hand.

Q:Ate dog food?

I was showing off and ate a dog choclate.

Q:Made a spam hamburger? (I plead the fifth)

I don't know about spam, but I sometimes used to fry slices of belgium (a sort of meat roll made from what wouldn't sell otherwise) or put them in the toaster.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">That's not so bad. If it's quiet noone can pin it on you. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif What's bad is when you let one in an empty elevator, and then it stops on the next floor and people get on. No hiding the fact then. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

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Sometimes I think a big mistake was not beating the crap out of some people in elementary school. If I hadn't been such a pacifist, I might have avioded a lot of pain.

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I was reading an article the other day that within 15 years it would be possible to build a "space elevator" that would remove the need for as many space shuttle launches - lighter equipment could be hauled up to orbit (up to 100 tonnes) and then dispesned with with shuttle craft that built in zero G would move around earth and moon system much more easily.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">I hate to break it to you, but these are the same people who say they will have working transporters by the end of the decade. They are in the market to make money by doing stupid and impractical research on things they know people want but physics say cannot be done.

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/me Beats head against the wall after reading a post in another thread.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">You need very strong carbon fibres to stop it collapsing under its own weight. It may well be possible eventually but I wouldn't expect it for another 100 years at least (and thats being optimistic)

Heres something I just remembered. Who has gotten up in the morning and got dressed, then gone out. All morning you feel stuffy and hot. Its not till lunch you realise you have your pyjamas on under your clothes.

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Originally posted by Atrocities:

Farted in an elevator full of people?

I'm guilty of that one, but they say it's not good for your health to hold it in. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Made a spam hamburger? (I plead the fifth)

You can call me wierd, but I find nothing wrong with 'Spam Luncheon Meat' Well, actually here in Canada the one we have is called 'Kam' and I like Kam, So if Kam is the same thing as Spam then I'm guilty again.

Want to talk about things that taste bad? Have you ever tasted Caviar? YUK!!! Positively the most revolting thing I have ever tasted. They say "It's an aquired taste". Strange thing about this statment, is that if it taste bad the first time why on earth would someone try it again and again just to 'aquire' the taste? YUK! is YUK! no matter how many times you taste it.

LOL, this thread is turning into one of the wierdest in forum history. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif I love it!

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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Have you ever got so drunk after your girlfriend dumped you that you started drinking, didn't stop drinking continuously for about an hour, passed out for about 4 hours, but before you passed out, you know you were talking to her (don't remember what you said), and now she hates you more than anything else in life? Then puked your f***ing guts out for the next few hours?? I bet a few people have done that, and I'm not the only one!

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For a more humourous post...I once acted the steoreotypical teetotaler for three months on a forum and then wondered why I got kicked off...for two years.

Not the most intuitive guy when it comes to social graces, am I? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

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Bit into a moist towelette because I thought it was a breakfast burrito.
Take your personal car to sport car drivers training.
Make a homemade rocket that explodes!
Chase a pimp down the side walk in your car cause he's beating a prostitute. Only to have the prostitute slug you for chasing her pimp.

They think the Carbon Fibers can be made strong enough in a few short years. When they get that Space Elevator running, I want to fart in it.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">ROFL! Ok, that one get's you 5 stars. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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I should get five stars for sheer duration of stupidity.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">ROFL! Ok, that one get's you 5 stars. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Agreed. Very funny. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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That's a lot of carbon nanotubes to manufacture, to build the space elevator. I thought they have only created tiny amounts of carbon nanotubes in the lab so far. Probably won't happen very soon.

Yeah, I played the game "spoons" and after a while, all our hands were bleeding because a couple of the people we played with had long, sharp nails, and as we made a grab for the spoons, we got all badly scratched up.

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SPOONS, huh? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

Gotta be a bit of a "adventurer" to play that, I suspect. Of course, in a different way, "5-minute truth-or-dare" takes a bit of an adventurer, too http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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Spin The Bottle.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Sounds tame (unless it's "x-rated" STB http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif ).

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Ok, so when I was growing up my friends and I had this wonderful, simply wonderful, game we played. Called "SPOONS" it was a card game that involved passing around cards until you got a match and then you grabbed at one of the spoons in the center of the circle of people. Once someone went for a spoon, everyone had to go for them because there was one less spoon then the number of players.

The person who was left without a spoon, got a letter. (first S, then P, Then O, etc...) if some hapless fool ever got all the letters of "SPOON" then they were in big trouble, becuase then everyone ELSE went into the kitchen and, using whatever non-posoinous ingredients they could find, would come back out with a spoonful of some awful mixture that the loser had to eat.

I lost once.

It sucked. Puked my guts out for a LONG time in the bathroom.

Play SPOONS. fun game. You'll love it.


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Spin the Bottle is central, distracting, and sometimes ends up with people who aren't as comfortable as they thought they were. Cloven Fruit wander around the party, adding to the mood without disrupting things, and get more and more interesting as the night progresses.

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How do you play spin the bottle? I know everybody sits in a circle and you take a bottle and spin it in the middle, and when the bottle stops spinning, it points at somebody, who is selected. The only time I have done this is at a birthday party when I was a kid, for the birthday kid to choose whose present to open.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Welll....

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Like that.

The only question is, what is that person selected for, and the answer to that is as broad as your imagination http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Traditionally, the spinner and the spinnee have toengage in some degree of kissing/foreplay/erotic behaviour, depending on just how wild your party is.

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Heh... drunken truth-or-dare strip jenga.

So you have Jenga. I'm assuming everyone knows what Jenga is, and if you don't, you somehow missed out on the late 80's / early 90's period (not necessarily a bad thing). What happens is, you go around, and everyone takes a turn removing a block and placing it on top. Before a player removes a block, they have to take a drink. If they take a middle block (easier, makes tower more stable), then they have to take a truth-or-dare. Whoever knocks over the tower has to remove an article of clothing. As you could imagine, having to take a drink before each block makes things more... interesting.

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I've seen Truth-or-Dare Jenga, where each block as been etched or bruned or something with a question or challenge.

I've heard of Naked Hottub Twister, and I might doubt it's existance, but the source was from a group of Very Wild People. The same people that introduced me to Cloven Fruit and . . . other parties I shouldn't talk about here (but I just audited that class, didn't taket he tests).

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Cloven Fruit http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

OK, I give up.

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Sorry.

http://www.google.com/search?sourcei...loven+fruit%22

For some reason, I thought I had linked to an explanation.

Short Version:

Someone sticks cloves in a piece of fruit. They hand this to someone of the gender to whom they are attracted. The receiver of the fruit, if they are comfortable with the activity, choses the manner in which they receive affection from the giver of the fruit. Typically they take it out with their hand if they wish only to be kissed on the hand or take it out with their mouth if they wish to be kissed there.

From there, it can move on to other things, sometimes quite publicly.

[ July 03, 2004, 04:23: Message edited by: Loser ]

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">OK, I'm only going to play if I'm the only guy and everybody else playing the game is a girl. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif