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Phong\'s Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)
Along a noisy street in a spaceport under construction, a bearded stocky fellow in a flight suit walks with a Peter Lorre-looking chap following behind. They pause in front of a three-story domed titanium building, which looks like a cross between the B5 Earthdome and the Sydney Opera House.
"Hmmm... how strong is the construction of this place, do you say?" "Class-V reinforced titanium girders with cores of pure adamantium," the Lorre clone replies. "It was originally intended to house the local Rapid Response battalion, but they got transfered closer to the tarmacs." "Good, good, it ought to hold up to the punishment then... the location is good." "Excellent, sir! Right along the main strip from the tarmacs to the downtown sector." "I've got eyes, you know. The asking price?" Lorre hands him a UWW pad. Woundwort looks it over. He hands it back. "85%, final." "Sir, you cannot be serious. Such a sturdy building in a choice location, I cannot let go for anything less than 9.." "85. That's firm. And you're not ultimately dealing with me. My Boss will have final say on the price. If you want to try your hand at bargaining with him, you're free to do so." Lorre looks up at Woundwort, back to the building, and back to his UWW pad, which currently displays the portrait of a nasty-looking felinoid. "85%." "Good. A pleasure doing business with you." Lorre walks off with a scowl as Woundwort looks the building over again. "Well, it's no Bavarian brauhaus, but the location's good, and she's definitely tough enough. Hopefully the Boss will approve." Woundwort turns and motions to several droids hovering at a respectful distance. They zip up to the building and begin attaching panels to the front, near the main entrance. Their work is soon completed, and the droids follow Woundwort off to the tarmacs. The panels come to life (holographic poster Boards), displaying the following information... Quote:
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Growltigga checks out the freehold title to the new cantina site, and quickly gets a legal mortgage executed and registered over it.
One does have to protect one's investment one knows http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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From the direction of the main space terminal, the drumming sound of marching feet can begin to be heard over the background noise of the construction of Starfury. From the haze and smoke, the figure of Woundwort appears, walking toward the future home of the Phong's Head. Materializing behind him, a small army of construction droids, carrying tools, boxes, and all manner of technological odds and ends. As they march by, an electronic humming can be heard. "Oooh-eeee-oooh, e-oooooooooooooo-oh. Oooh-eeee-oooh, e-oooooooooooooo-oh. Oooh-eeee-oooh, e-oooooooooooooo-oh." As they approach the entrance to the Phong's Head, Woundwort punches some buttons on a clunky-looking wrist computer. The doors to the Phong's Head slide open, and the columns of droids march into the building, continuing to hum their tune. "Oooh-eeee-oooh, e-oooooooooooooo-oh. Oooh-eeee-oooh, e-oooooooooooooo-oh. Oooh-eeee-oooh, e-oooooooooooooo-oh." As the Last droids duck into the building, Woundwort follows them in. The doors slide shut. From within the building, even over the background noise, a dull roar of construction sounds can be heard. [ July 10, 2003, 13:25: Message edited by: General Woundwort ] |
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*Raging Deadstar slowly saunters down the highstreet hunching his trenchcoat firmly to himself before noticing the large building. he walks over to the virtual screen and types in his details.*
"Position Desired: Security Qualifications: A variety of Weapons, A years expirience in the Cantina lifestyle, a host of genetically modified bouncers (lean, sleek, attractive female ones too ) and 1 genetically modified battlesquid (thanks to dogscoff) If things get too rowdy Barry the T-rex can be drafted in for bar control, fees to be paid occordingly! Contact: The dark gloomy corner in the Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller" *With that entered he walks away down the street into the night, hoping to add his piece to cantina history...* http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif [ July 11, 2003, 22:28: Message edited by: Raging Deadstar ] |
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Late at night, a dark and drizzly night straight from Blade Runner, Woundwort and the foreman construction droid stand outside the Phong's Head. The dull roar of metal saws, las-torches, and other machinery can be heard from within the Cantina even at that late hour. But at this time our two heroes are intently focused on two hoverdroids who are maneuvering a huge sign over the main entrance. They lower it into place, slowly, and then it is magnetically locked-in. Several smaller droids quickly work behind it to connect it to the building's main power grid. One of these droids gives a thumbs-up. Woundwort nods, then speaks into his wrist computer.
"Switch it on." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1057999921.bmp The foreman droid looks up at the sign. "It looks interesting, but if I may ask, why isn't it a hologram? And what is that tubing in the 'Phong's Head' lettering?" "It's neon light bulbs." "Neon?!?" Woundwort smiles. "It's a continuity thing. You wouldn't understand." A smaller droid, who up till now had been doing a datadump of the holoposters, floats up to Woundwort and prints out a message from its "mouth". Woundwort looks it over, then turns to the foreman droid. "You're back in charge here again. I need to go back over to the Home Cantina for some business." [ July 14, 2003, 01:25: Message edited by: General Woundwort ] |
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Woundwort trudges back towards the Phong's Head, watching as a convoy of supply trucks rumbles towards the rear cargo entrance. He notices a Toydarian hovering near the front entrance. He motions him around to the side alley.
"Hey, Woundawort, I'va gotz the droiza you asked... hey, you no looka so good. Whazzap?" [pause] "...have you ever seen a Class II felinoid in a toga?" "No, thata I hava to say I haven't. Dohnna want to either." "You got that right. Did you say you have the battledroids?" The Toydarian shows a nasty grin. "Thatza right. Good ones, too. What with the Star Wars franchise agoing to the pits, you'va got quite a bargain. Lotza the pinwheel combat droids, a-tweaked to youra specifications. We stilla gotta deal?" Woundwort pauses, thinking of the implications of Deadstar's comments to the Boss... Quote:
Woundwort reaches into one of his pockets, pulls out a checkbook, and draws up a check from the Traveller's Aid Society... from his own personal account... [ July 14, 2003, 18:45: Message edited by: General Woundwort ] |
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Hey boss, are these for protecting the office? If it's for the front door i was thinking more on the line of some Celebrity clones fully trained in Jujitsu, bar control, karate, judo, a couple other martial arts and trained by Deadstar monks!
Reason: Droideka don't look as good in a skimpy dress! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif You got to keep the customers happy and unless we get erax the handyman in they arn't going to be interested in Battle droids! Don't worry Boss this is coming out my pocket btw! I just expect a discount on any non alchoholic drinks we stock http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Sound fair? And since security is paramount how about some tachyon projection cannons, gravitational hellbores and EM Passive sensors at the door, should take care of any intruders and their weapons. We don't want any of my combat femes getting hurt (they can handle themselves btw) or the maitenance going up on your battle droids! |
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Several droids have finished setting up a large circular metal projector in the sidewalk outside the Phong's Head. Soon afterward, a shimmering statue appears in the middle of the circle - a larger-than-life size hologram of a snazzily dressed, ferocious looking felinoid.
"That's that. Any word from Deadstar?" "No sir. We know the courier bot got there and delivered the message, but we lost its transponder signal soon afterward." Woundwort smiles. "I thought that might happen. I'm actually amazed it Lasted as long as it did. Well, I've done my bit." The foreman droid looks up at Woundwort in confusion. "Normally you go on errands like that yourself... why waste a bot (even a cheap one like that) on such a triviality?" [pause] "...because I hate the smell of fried calamari." "Sir...?" Another wry smile. "Forget about it." [ July 15, 2003, 18:54: Message edited by: General Woundwort ] |
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Outside the front facade of the Phong's Head (currently being polished and burnished by a swarm of droids resembling mechanical Dow Scrubbing Bubbles), Woundwort is having a discussion with the Peter Lorre clone again. The discussion is rather spirited.
"What do you mean, Starfury won't be open for business for another eight to ten weeks!?!?!?" "I'm most sorry, sir, but the operating authorities on Malfador III have decided to rework their economic and ship construction models. They assure me that this delay will drastically improve..." "Oh, I'm sure it will. Meanwhile we'll be sitting here on our duffs with an empty Cantina. Bloody administrators!" "Your patience is greatly appreciated, sir." "It's not my patience you need to procure at this moment. My Boss is most displeased with this apparent blow to our profits. If... when he demands an accounting for this, I assure you it won't come out of my hide!" Woundwort turns and stomps into the Phong's Head. The doors slide shut behind him. The Lorre clone is left on a windblown empty street, looking with fearful apprehension at his UWW pad, currently featuring the fearsome portrait of Growltigger in its display. |
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Given the driving rain and generally gloomy and morbid decor, no one notices a large Class II feline (ooh, someone is really going to suffer for that remark) placing stacks of C4 against the holographic sign outside the Starfury cantina entrance.....
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Woundwort reclines in the leather chair in his office, smoking a Padron 3000, still fuming over the set-back in Starfury's open. On top of all this, the installation of his in-office stereo system had been the object of a practical joke by one of the worker bots. The Bose Wave system had been installed perfectly, and a brand-new CD of Rush: Perspectives II was inserted, but one of the bots had set it to endlessly loop through "The Body Electric". That had taken the better part of an hour to undo.
Tapping at a UWW pad and wondering how many Starfury merc runs would be necessary to recoup the back payments on the Cantina, Woundwort (along with the rest of the worker crew) are startled to hear an explosion outside. Rising from his chair and punching a few buttons on his wrist computer, the wall behind him shimmers and turns transparent. Outside, standing beside the smoking ruins of the holostatue, is the Boss. "Great. Just great. I should've known that idea of Deadstar's would be a washout..." Woundwort mutters as the foreman droid rushes into his office. "Sir, sir! Someone's blown up the statue of the Boss! And it looks like the Boss himself!" "I know. Just get your bots out of the way and back to their assigned duties." Woundwort takes the turbolift down to the ground level, walks out, and surveys the smoking crater that was once the holostatue projector. "You know, Boss, if you didn't like it, all you had to do was say so..." [ August 09, 2003, 14:23: Message edited by: General Woundwort ] |
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The foreman droid enters Woundwort's office. Woundwort is going over the accounting spreadsheet on a pop-up computer screen on his desk.
"What happened to the message bot?" "We transported it back as ordered." "And...?" "Well... we had to destroy it upon arrival?" "What is this, 20 Questions? What on earth happened?" The foreman droid walks over to Woundwort and starts buzzing in his ear. Variously, looks of shock, horror, and disgust march over his face. "Uh... right. Carry on." "Yes, sir. What about the holostatue?" "Don't bother replacing it. Just call the Starfury construction board and have them fill in the crater in the sidewalk. As long as the opening is delayed, they can put the time to good use." "Yes, sir." |
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Woundwort reclines in the chair of his office, watching the construction work on the interior of the Phong's Head on a bank of videoscreens lining the right-hand wall. The finishing touches are being put on. The work is almost done.
"And pretty much on time," he muses aloud between puffs of a cigar. "On our part. If only those guys on Malfador III were more prompt..." A sigh, followed by a long draw, and a puff of smoke. "Well, nothing to do now but wait..." A sharp chime announces the arrival of the foreman droid. It walks into the office and clicks its heels. "The Last design changes have been filed. One more shipment of decor and we're all set. Give it another 48 hours and she'll be ready to go." "Excellent. Good work, lad. Good work." "Oh, by the way... since things were winding down here, one of the Boss's other employees asked for a loan of some worker droids for a project back at the home cantina." "Sure, why not? We've no further need for them here. Just out of curiosity, what project?" "Well..." Woundwort drops the cigar onto a large marble ashtray. "Okay, NOW what?" The droid hesitates, then walks up to Woundwort and buzzes into his ear. "Oh... my.... g..." Woundwort drops his head into his hands and sits motionless for a long time. "Okay. When... IF... those droids get back, make sure they are thoroughly disinfected. GOT IT?" "Yessir." The foreman droid snaps to attention, and departs the office. Woundwort stares at the smouldering stub of his cigar. "What in the world have I gotten myself into here...?" |
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Woundwort, i'd be decidedly worried if GT makes the orgasmatron compulsory in all cantinas!
Also i'd be worried if Ragnarok visits in his current state, we may have to order a lot more food and widen the doors. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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Tell me about it. I think these guys have been at their computer terminals too long...
(opens up a polished-walnut chest and holds it in Deadstar's direction) Cigar? Somebody's gotta celebrate the end of construction... [ August 09, 2003, 14:19: Message edited by: General Woundwort ] |
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No thanks Woundwort, don't dare touch those deathsticks!
I'll advertise in the original cantina and see if we can get some new blood here. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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I'll have you know [lights a match and takes a few initial puffs] that lung cancer was an absolute rarity before cigarettes. Cigars are different. You don't inhale (unless you're nuts).
Alright then, let's get this thing going! [Woundwort punches a few buttons on his wrist-computer. The lights blaze on outside, and a holographic marquis scrolls across the building above the main entrance.] THE PHONG'S HEAD CANTINA - STARFURY SECTOR IS PROUD TO ANNOUNCE ITS GALA PREVIEW PRE-STARFURY-RELEASE OPENING PARTY. IN KEEPING WITH A LONG-STANDING PHONG'S HEAD FRANCHISE TRADITION, THE FIRST TEN (10) CUSTOMERS GET A FREE ROUND ON THE HOUSE. [ August 17, 2003, 11:57: Message edited by: General Woundwort ] |
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Woundwort has said the five magic words...
Erax, who was getting some much-needed sleep on his day off after installing all the stuff the Boss asked for in the old cantina, is picked up by the magical force of those words and barely has time to get dressed before they zoom him across time and space at ludicrous speed... ...to arrive before General Woundwort. "Did anyone say, 'free round on the house ?' Gimme a Rodian beer. Green mind you, not pink." "By the way, thanks for the droids, GW. I owe you a favor." [ August 19, 2003, 22:01: Message edited by: Erax ] |
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Well, step right up, the bar is that way...
[The PHC:SFS is a large, elliptical room, two circular decks surrounding a three-story atrium. Across the central axis on the ground floor, left to right, is a stage, an open area, a large bar/grille island, another open area, and a second stage. Four turbolift shafts extend up from the ground floor to the two upper tiers, at 2, 5, 7, and 10 o'clock. At the far back of the ground floor are dark, shadowy booths, set up between two enclosed meeting rooms. Holographic game tables and booths line the second tier, more dining and meeting booths on the third level. Also notable is a large, rectangular shaped object floating level with the third tier, directly above the bar/grille island. 5 meters high, 10 wide, and 15 long, it is covered completely with smooth chrome, engraved with bas relief motifs of pouncing tigers, with tiger-head gargoyles on each corner.] BTW, be sure to check any weapons at the weapon/coat check - on the right, as you entered. |
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I am without weapons of any kind.
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Thats good erax, now please accompany me to the scanner *I'm security, makes you feel secure, don't it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif *
*Erax is taken to a sideroom where he is promptly scanned and the security girls take his coat* Now i seemed to have access to Ragnaroks tab, and since no-one else has turned up, the first rounds on me http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif Care to join us boss? |
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A faint trail of fire appears in the sky, pointed in the general direction of the Cantina, and grows visibly larger as the seconds pass.
Scanners quickly identify it as a Terran MK III Destroyer dropping through the atmosphere with a decent profile that would give most pilots nightmares. The ship glances off the heavy ventral shields of the Phong's Head, and remains aloft for a few extra seconds. With a final burst of power from its starboard engine, it cancels its spin and enough of its velocity to be caught by the nearby Spaceport's tractor beams and lowered gently into a docking bay. With the ship finally motionless, it is clear that the hull is in very bad shape. All but a fraction of the port-side armor has been burnt beyond recognition, and an incredible number of rounded holes can be seen in the few plates still attached to the hull. The two other engines are melted down to nubs, the shield generators look like scrap, and miscellaneous equipment can be seen littering the corridors of the ship through tears in the hull. As the maint bots from the spaceport struggle to hook up power and lifesupport feeds through the mess, a lone figure exits the spaceport and saunters over to the Cantina. "What's this I hear about free drinks? I overheard something about a good bar in Pirate's Cove, but I never expected this!" "Oh, and by the way, does this place have a pawn shop, or do I need to go down the street? I've got a 'salvaged' point defense laser I'd like to get rid of. Sure it may be a bit run down, but I'm sure someone around here could fix it up and use it to, say, vaporize spills before they hit the floor, light cigars and that sort of thing." |
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I just crashed my destroyer on the surface of some remote moon while trying to avoid a Terran Battleship hell bent on capturing me with illegal cargo. So, does any one here have a spare ship I can have? Cheep?
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Ah, thank you.
As for the PDL, I was thinking more of a customer service thing... With the rapid tracking and response times designed into the thing, it could easily handle quite a few lightings and spill preventions in short succession if it were mounted high on the ceiling. |
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SJ, you'll find a Toydarian in one of the corner booths on the first floor that specializes in equipment pawning. I already have a very nice butane torch lighter for my cigars, thank you. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
AT, the first real customers are starting to trickle in. Just sit back, have a dose of your prefered adult beverage (sorry, no American mass-produced beers - Boss's orders), and relax. I'm sure an opportunity for a new ship will come along shortly. Ah... things are starting to look up. Maybe this will turn into a real cantina after all. Sancho! [the ex-foreman droid zips up, in a metallic tux] See that these gentlemen get whatever it is they require. Chop chop! |
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I am honored by your generosity, but I assure you that we have that angle covered. I personally supervised the construction of this establishment, and in the words of another great space merc, "I made a lot of special modifications myself." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif You might check with Deadstar, however - he might have a use for it...
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Then Bar Keep I will have a warp core breach followed up by a shot of your best canadian whisky.
Oh ya, if Babba the But comes looking for me, I am not here and you haven't seen me in light years! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif [ September 07, 2003, 00:55: Message edited by: Atrocities ] |
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A scruffy Viking with many battle scars and a silly crown enters the cantina.
"Hey, I have been summoned by the magic words: Free drinks." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Sancho, get AT a Warp Core Breach (what is that anyways? Is is related to the Pan-Galactic GarglebLaster?)...
Rollo, go ahead and tell the bartender what you'd like. There are holo-duel games up on the second floor, if you're interested... [beams a smile http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif and puffs on the cigar] Nothing like a little good news on the upcoming release to boost business... |
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I would also like a Galaxy Gasser Burrito and a bull of your best Feel The Force Chilli.
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Uhm... right. Just be sure to eat your meal in that booth over there... the one with the atmospheric/environmental recycling shields. (Aside to maitre-d'roid) Oh, by the way, Sancho... if a large manatee named Hugh ever shows up, he has a two-drink limit - and that is non-negotiable. [ September 08, 2003, 13:16: Message edited by: General Woundwort ] |
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What? That both is awful close to it isn't it? I mean I have no problems with it, except that it is it and it don't like me. What is it any ways? It should have a name, but it does not. I think we should call it, the It, or Sir It. Whatever you do just don't ask It for a light. Bad bad bad news if you do that. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif
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If you're so nervous, get Deadstar to loan you one of his security specialists to be your bodyguard-slash-date - provided she can stand the results of your dinner. But I'll have you know that It is one of my best customers, and It's never given me trouble yet. [ September 08, 2003, 13:15: Message edited by: General Woundwort ] |
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I will have you know that I have the digestive ability of a termite! Nothing bothers me. Well except that one time, but that is neither here nor there. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
I need no body gaurd, unless she is very attractive. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Woundwort looks around in satisfaction as the Cantina begins to fill up with customers. Sensing the need to add a little more atmosphere, he punches a few buttons on his wrist-computer. A few minutes later, a band of familiar-looking aliens takes to one of the side stages. They warm up their instruments and strike up a tune...
MIDI (zipped) [OOC - Sorry it's MIDI, but I couldn't find one in a better format...] |
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As the customers in the Cantina kick back with their favorite beverages (nnd barbequed Tribble wings - a perenneal Phong's Head offering), the noise of a massive crowd outside begins to be heard over the din of the music and bar background noise.
Woundwort taps a few buttons on his wrist computer. Hidden cameras on the outside of the Cantina track the mob and broadcast to a screen on his computer. Looking at the crowd, he smiles, and punches a few more buttons. A holographic fog screen appears near the front of the Cantina, showing the entire room the goings-on outside. A huge mass of sentientity - humans mixed in with almost every conveivable alien race, are marching down the main drag where the Cantina is located. They are all carrying placards, and chanting a protest. "demo, demo, Demo, DEMO!, DEMO!" |
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Atrocities starts a nice little card game with a few of the other in the bar.
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Just remember, AT, the management assumes NO responsibility for the safety of any gamblers in this establishment... especially if they're playing against Wookies. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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Oh the Wookie, don't worry about him, that is just Gizzmo. And he is with me. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Its the EEE you have to worry about. Those things are poor loosers. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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The government and media are playing it down, but there is only one small colony of EEE in this area of the galaxy, and its population is composed of the survivors of the Space Monster infestation in their home territory. The warppoints to EEE space were closed off some time ago, and at great cost, but lately there have been some missing ships and an occasional sighting of baby spacemonsters in a nebulae near neutral space.
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Re: Phong\'s Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)
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Ummm Boss, you're kind of making it sound like i'm not doing my job here *points at thread name* Oh wait, i havn't http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Also be warned i reserve the right to have all of you (except you boss!) stripsearched by my lovely assistants *scene cuts to the uniformed lovelies in the corner all with wicked smiles on their faces, and all looking like attractive celebrities!* Of course if you happen to get on my bad side then i have another selection of "lovelies" to do that job *scene cuts to show vanessa feltz clones straining at their chains* *Everyone Gulps, including RD* Now Atrocities i've been experimenting and you want attractive bodyguards. Heres my offer. "Pick any celebrity, person or creature and i can have them cloned, combat trained and ready within a day! Added features like plasmatic fire breath or increased stamina will cost extra I have a feeling we may have a deal *Oh god, how corrupt do i sound having a little side business, but this is A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy* "Oh and Boss, please may i have permission to get my revenge and continue my war with ragnarok if he arrives, we never got round to finishing it off in the old cantina! Don't worry, i'm sure he'll pay for the damage http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif " |
Re: Phong\'s Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)
[stares at RD though a haze of cigar smoke]
What have you been doing down there in sublevel 9, anyways? If Starfury Authority decides to crack down on cloning violations, you're on your own. I haven't seen Rags around, but if you two want to "have fun", you go right ahead. But you've seen what I have waiting "in reserve" in case things get too out of hand... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
Re: Phong\'s Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)
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The "offical" government position on the EEE is that there are no EEE. However, the "REAL" position is they do not want to start a panic as the EEE are coming in force. A huge armada of a billion ships and over a trillion shock troops - blob like things. Nothing to see here folks, move along. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
Re: Phong\'s Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)
"Pick any celebrity, person or creature and i can have them cloned, combat trained and ready within a day! Added features like plasmatic fire breath or increased stamina will cost extra
I have a feeling we may have a deal" That we do! One name - T'Pal. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif When I get enough $$ to buy a new ship, and pay back Pax and all the others, I will order four more. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
Re: Phong\'s Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)
Woundwort's wrist computer suddenly starts beeping wildly. He punches a few buttons on it and stares at a small screen on its top. He whistles, punches a few more buttons, and holds the computer near his mouth.
"Ladies, gentlemen, and assorted other beings. It appears sports night has started a little early today..." He punches a few more buttons, and the fog screen that had been displaying the Angry Mob[tm] demanding the Starfury demo disappears. In its place, a live broadcast of a three-way fight between Rollo, Dogscoff, and Growltigger. The patrons of the Cantina immediately begin rooting for various parties in the fight, and placing side bets. |
Re: Phong\'s Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)
A large holoprojection takes shape high over the Bar/Grille area...
"Erax to Wounwort. Urgent news. The Starfury demo has been released. Repeat, the Starfury demo has been released. Over and ou---umphhhhh." A large holo-projected cream pie hits Erax's holo-projected head as his image disappears... |
Re: Phong\'s Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)
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The EEE are not the problem, its the Space Monsters that are chasing the EEE that you need to worry about. See the claw marks on that battlecruiser in the spacedock? Besides, are you really more worried about a couple of EEE troopers, or the insidious infectious scourge of spacemonsters? Beware! A Demon Egg could be waiting aboard your ship, undetected and ready to hatch. [ September 22, 2003, 18:06: Message edited by: Suicide Junkie ] |
Re: Phong\'s Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)
The fight at the original Phong's Head winds down in an ankle-deep layer of merangue. The fog screen fades as the customers return to their original activities.
Woundwort smiles as he counts his winnings. As usual, Growltigger was declared the winner, and several side-bets on the Boss have paid off. He hands the pile of gold-pressed latinum to the maitre 'droid. "You know what to do with this." "H. Uppmann double coronas?" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif "Good lad." |
Re: Phong\'s Head Cantina [TM] - Starfury Sector (A Wretched Hive of Scum and Villainy)
Hmmm... lots of traffic out there now that the demo's out, but it's gotten quiet in here... Hey RD, think we should extend the traditional "Free Drinks" Grand Opening Offer (we'd put it on Rag's tab, of course... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif )?
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