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The hut you all know and love, now in it's new mobile location! Hovering in geosyncronous orbit above the old hut! The old hut is converted to storage areas, and parking lots. Simply park, walk out of your car, then check in, and you're automatically air-lifted into the new hut via our precision artificial gravity generators! Air is included in the path up, so that you don't choke or anything.

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Hello Hut Fans!

As Commander General NullAshton has pointed out, we've made some changes to the Hut! We went orbital baby! Groovy!

We're also changing around the menu a bit, and installing special rooms for those with different atmospheric needs. Already there are hydrogen breathers enjoying fine native cuisine in the Deuterium Room!

Keep those recipes coming, and stay sexy!

Rudy Huxtable

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And my HMS Yin-Yang Kebab-loving Chippy stands by her side as apart of a new alliance...
A complete pleasure boat, full of hot women and lots of chips (as in what you yanks call fries... well chips are bigger than fries, but still)

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Military alliances are welcome, we'd love to have more protection for the hut. The new hut is made out of pure neutronium, but we'd still appreciate it if you helped to defend it!

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Very well I send along a ship full of Starfleet Redshirts and Imperal Stormies commanded by a officer who is never given a name and believes the power of the force is insignicant.

Yes HMS Domed Decoy will proudly protect the hut by drawing any nearby fire or bad luck onto her cursed crew.

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Let's keep Darth Vader away from the HMS Domed Decoy, shall we...

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Just so everybody knows, our grand opening treat is Phongcicles! Chilled and crispy on the outside, soft and squishy on the inside!

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/me pulls up in new super monitor (10,000 kt) and parks in orbit of station./

I'll take a Phongcicle and some distilled Eee.

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Ooo, they have distilled Eee! Give me a glass!

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Just to make Kerensky turn green with jealousy, Strategia parks his COMCA (25000kT) next to Kerensky's Super Monitor and enters.

"Well well well..... nice comparison ain't it?"

Kerensky's color instantly changes from green to something that looks rather like the distilled EEE he's holding.

"Just gimme a Galactic Core, extra strong, please. I've got a bit of a headache from when my Dreadnaught blew up again at Thaddis Sabbah."

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El Phil parks his 500kt cloakable star killer in between the COMCA and Super Monitor

"Nice ships you boys have got. Over compensating for something are you?"

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I'm happy with this small neutronium hut. Oh, and there's the cloaked dreadnaughts outside...

Ashton gets his distillted Eee, and starts drinking it.

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A new holoprojector is rapidly placed on the hull of the hut.

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You people are rude. I simply want to stay away from that evil jukebox.

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FEAR THE JUKEBOX!!!!!

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Okay, I'm new. What's the jukebox?

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That's down on Earth, in the B&G. An evil jukebox. Ashton doesn't want to come into contact with it, the lilly-livered sissy.

THAT'S RIGHT, ASHTON!!!!! IF YOU HAD ANY SPINE YOU WOULD BE DOWN THERE RIGHT NOW FIGHTING THE JUKEBOX!!!!!

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The jukebox in the B&G which has both an evil random play button that wants to kill all sentient life by playing Phong opera at them and the spirit of RSK (Ripped Shirt Kirk) which wants to play William Shatner singing what's new pussycat, or possibly samples from ST:2 "Khan!!!!!!!!"

Luckily these two are locked in a battle of wills which is deadlocked. Deep beneath these two is another evil personality which has a worse taste in music and wants to play Celine Dion at us. Truly an evil machine.

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I kinda found out about the personality deep inside while trying to distract the other two personalities.

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Good news! Soon we'll have The Arena, where you can duke it out all you want to with no restrictions! No more bothering the eating and drinking patrons with your fighting!

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But does the new orbital hut still do EEE on a stick?

And of course my favourite Cue-Capp Tequila, with a half dead Phong in it to prove it wont dissolve your liver. And of course because it's alawys fun watching a Phong try and swim http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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All of your favorite recipies are here. It's larger than the old Hut, so why reduce the menu?

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Then a couple of BBQ EEE on a stick, a pint of your finest and a Cue-Cappa tequila.

El Phil sends his GeesKat Imperial guard to watch the door and escort the tequila to the table. No Puke intervention this time!

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Hey this BBQ'd EEE tastes a little flat, are you sure he was fully charged before being cooked?

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Thet's not a BBQed EEE, that's an angry Akah! Run! Run! My legions are down at the B&G, they can't help us! RUN!!!!!

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Ahhh I knew I should of got some chips from HMS Yin-Yang Kebab-loving Chippy.

I'll try and lead it to the B&G Jukebox, it could be our only hope!

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The food-processing robots shall save us!

The angry Akah is promtly shredded into tiny bitesize pieces by the robots.

New menu item! Chopped Angry Akah!

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I don't think so, the spirit of RSK can beat any Akah any day of the week any time any place.....

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But are they BBQ'd?

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Perhaps, just put sauce on it and grill it!

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Sorry, the Akah is already dead.

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Me orders a couple of party trays of BBG Akah and places them on large tables in the middle of room. Dipping souces include creamed EEE, sweet and sour phong, and etc.

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You know what this place needs to complete the takeaway hut feeling? A frutie/fruit machine/pookie/insert cultural reference here.

And I think I know where I can get one cheap, reliable guy, sold stuff in the area before. Nice varied stock, even sells jukeboxes. Should be delivered any day now.

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Hmm, slightly dead around here. Good thing that the Fruit Machine's turned up.

Although I'm fairly sure that it shouldn't have glowing eyes all the time. It's not even plugged in...

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/eek.gif

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If you've been playing with the cloning machine again, I'm going to kick you out of the Hut.

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I don't think you can clone an evil demonically possessed jukebox and get a possibly evil maybe demonically but certainly possessed fruit machine...

Not without some very serious mad science and evil physics at least. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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David sneaks in and sabotages the jukebox,.. it will now only play Barry Manalow and ABBA music/songs.

in the background the music plays and a chorus of "Money, Money, Money, Must be funny in a rich mans world,..." can be heard.

David takes a seat at his regular table and orders a tall glass of Amonkriean Ale and a straw..

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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/me yanks Ashton back into existence and places him right in front of the jukebox.

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I'm warning you David: You do that again and I'm replacing the jukebox with the RSK possessed/Evil random play button machine from the B&G!

Now time for some relaxing fruit machine based entertainment. Right chuck the money in and here we go!

The reels on the machine slowly spin to a halt:
6-6-6 shows. All the lights on the machine light up and the power to the Hut dims...

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[i]Ashton retreats to the storage rooms of the hut.[i]

I'll be back!

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Hmmm so should I take the 'Purgatory Superpunt'? Double your money at the risk of your eternal soul. It is tempting.

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Seems quiet. I think the Hut needs a makeover, maybe a new owner.

Hey NA how much to take this place of your hands?

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Sorry, I'm keeping it. Invite some bar patrons over!

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ABBA? How coincidental. My class is having an exchange program with a Swedish class this week. They're here now, and in two weeks we go there. So that's why I was pretty much absent for the past few days http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

(Hmm [img]/threads/images/Graemlins/icon18.gif[/img] , are you perhaps psychically gifted?)