ANGRY!!! Squish!
 

This is the ANGRY!!! Squish! thread. This is a refuge from all the non-angry folks out there. We can all come here to be angry and SQUISH!

If you get angry in another thread, one full of weanies and wusses who can't handle it, just come over here and ANGRY!!!! SQUISH! all you want.

That's right! You WANT To MAKE SOMETHING OF IT!!?? Bring IT ON!!

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Example Post:

HA HA! I am ANGRY! I SQUISH you. I squish!!! you good. Your idea is awful offal. Your brain is like head of pin. You are small and dainty, your mother smelled of elderberry, and your father was a HAMSTER!! Nih! Nih! Nih nih nih!!

Look at you! You are puny. I am mighty jotun. Your idea is not creative. Ha ha! I laugh at you and your idea. Ha ha!

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Somehow, I can't help but think you're going to get 'angry' posts bashing this thread. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

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As long as they are on this thread instead of outside of it, it is ok!

I wonder how many people read the other thread and get this one. A lot of people will either be scratching their heads over this one, or else they will just think I AM ONE ANGRY DUDE!!

heh heh heh!

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I kind've like the fact that right now this thread is nestled alonside the Posting Etiquette thread.

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I'm angry about the Save Game Thread. I do think it's interesting that a "missing feature" is creating so much discussion.

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DIE save game thread DIE DIE DIE! I'm going to go over and re-read it right now to work my anger up, and then I will come back here give it what for.

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Nothing about a game makes me angry http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

Real life on the other hand... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image.../firedevil.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif

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I HATE THAT I CAN'T MOLD DOMINIONS TO MY WILL! I HAVE IDEAS THAT ARE OBVIOUSLY THE BEST (SINCE THEY ARE MINE) BUT I DON'T WANT TO TAKE THE TIME TO IMPLEMENT ANY OF THEM MYSELF. WHY WON'T THE WORLD MOLD ITSELF AROUND MY WILL?

I HATE EVERYTHING!

wow... this thread is great! I mean... it sucks and I hate it.

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Yesss, Maltrease, yesssss. I can feeeel your anger. Let it out. Feeeeel the power. Feeeeel the power of the ANGRY!!! SQUISH! thread. Goood. GOOOOD!!!

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I just want to say that I pity the non-angry FOOLS out there. They are missing out on a great thing here. The calm, complacent, non-angry SHEEP. I SQUISH! THEM ALL!!!!

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Don't squish nuzzly sheap http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif

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SHEAP SHALL BE SQUISHED BY MY (quite obviously far superior) RAGE!!!!1eleventyone1!!11! I curse your nuzzling, grazing kind and i shall laugh as i watch your pitiful lives from my eternal resting place in the depths of hell (please note i am an atheist)

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I'm seeing mental images of Emperor Palpatine here for some reason... I can feel... the hate... flowing through me!

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and soon you shall feel the blood flowing out of you as i drain it from your body.

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I AM ANGRY!
To get my full gaming experience I have to have 5 or 6 different games on my machine!

Why cant the developers of Dominions just copy all of the good things about every other game into this one and make it perfect?!? I want a first-person arena shooter, pbem turn based, full tactical combat controlled, eye-candy game that lets me add my own music.. oh yeah, and I want to be able to download it but it would have to be so fast that I cant possibly have a broken session after I pay for it since that would totally suck.

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SQUISH!! HA HA HA! HoneyBadger!! Yes, I SQUISHED you! Your incorrect use of THEIR AND THERE have driven me to SQUISH! your already tiny little head!! Now take you to the lair of The Gimp and have your Icon changed to make it look squished to reflect what I have done to you.

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<quiet whispering with crazy handwashing motions>

yes, Gandalf. yes, yes.... now you will be known as Gandalf the Black, the new leader of the Nazgul, Gandalf Wraithlord, Gandalf Blackheart, Gandalf The Angry, Gandalf.... Parker.

yes, Gandalf. yes, yes.... feel the anger. remember how the developers did such an awful job with the driving simulator side of Dominions III. The first person shooter part of Dom III sucks lemons. Feel the anger. The Anger. THE ANGER!!!

</quiet whispering>

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Old Age! ANGRY!!! SQUISH!

Slave Collars, to wit, picking them up and trying them onlike Head of Vecna. ANGRY!!! SQUISH!

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ARRGH! I'M SO AGNRY!

I'M ANGRY AT JOTUN INFANTRY!! COMING AND STOMPING ALL OVER MY LOVINGLY ASSEMBLED ARMY OF MYRMIDONS!! MRMORDEN SQUISH JOTUN INFANTRY! ANGRY!!! SQUISH!!!!!

(Aaaah....Oreiads with Relief and Thunder Blast spam...anger falling...falling.......RISING...!RISING..!...falling...)

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ANGRY!!! SQUISH!

Why all mutliplayer games started!? I squish stupid Marverni and take place! Their Marverni stupid anyways, no like my marverni with druids and stuff! Then I squish entire ocean to kill Atlantian cowards!

EDIT: I also squish filthy Uh-Nuh-Buh for shameless self-advertisement of thread! Uh-Nuh-Buh should be ashamed but knows no shame which is dumb! He use MY thread too! MY THREAD! I squish entire my thread now!

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I'M ANGRY BECAUSE UH-NU-BUH SQUISHED ME!! I AM A BADGER! I AM FURRY! PEOPLE SHOULD NOT SQUISH BADGERS FOR WE ARE GENTLE WOODLAND CREATURES!!! I SHALL SQUISH UH-NU-BUH! SQUISH-SQUISH!!! YOUR NEW NAME SHALL BE UH-NU-BUG AND I WILL SQUISH YOU!!

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HA HA! HoneyBadger is so tiny he has disappeared. I SQUISH!ed him into a singularity. HA HA! My superior SQUISH!ing abilities are the stuff of legend....

As for YOU, UninspiredName, well, ok, you're right. But that does not save you! SQUISH! HA HA!

MrMorden--been there, done that, I sure can empathize.... My advice? Make an Oreiad every single cotton picking turn. They rock.

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I'm not an angry person.
But my new signature is furious!
IT WANTS TO SQUISH ALL THE LITTLE SQUISHY SQUISHABLE ADVENTURERS THAT WANTS TO STEALS ITS TREASURESS!
(There's also a ~3900*3700 version available if anyone wants to see it. If you don't, then make do with the current 64*64 version http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif
Even though you can't even see the individual scales :\)

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...soon peace and order will be restored thoughout the galax.. euh.. the dominions... and even now, our capable forces, are striking back on the rebel pretenders...

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Agrajag, your squishy icon comes from Heroes IV, does it not?

Uh-Nuh-Bug... FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL I SQUISH AT YOU!!!

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The squishy avatar is indeed from squishy HoMM IV (because we all know 2 is better http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif)
The squishing icon in my signature is however hand-drawn and has nothing to do with Heroes, and is "who" I've been talking about in my post http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif

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Agrajag, I SQUISH YOU FOR CORRECTING ME! DAMN YOUR CORRECTNESS! SQUISH! I SQUISH YOUR AVATAR AND YOUR ICON!

I have no Avatar, for the HoneyBadger is everywhere, connecting all things, always ready to SQUISH you when you least expect it!

Chacal, the Rebellion shall overthrow the evil dingo-headed people, you have stolen our babies, and we will never forget!

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I squish Uh-Nu-Buh because:
I can't get used to spelling it, even if I can spell Arcoscephale. His nickname reminds me of Ubuntu forums.I SQUISH entire ubuntu forums for:
- inability to use Search function
- regularly suggesting that all Linux distributions should be merged
- regularly suggesting that that KDE and Gnome should be merged
- regularly declaring that one of these is worse because of its default color scheme
- regularly posting KDE vs Gnome polls
- being afraid of commandline (!!!^n)
- suggesting that Linux should run DirectX
- windows mentality, contempt for Free/Open Source ideals
- Macintosh-like arrogance
- regularly posting windows-specific questions/threads
- inability/immunity to logic an reason
- praising new releases of Ubuntu without being able to give a single reason other than 'new wallpaper'.
- other, equally annoying things I forgot.

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ANGRY! How dare moron B0rsuk bash importance of wallpaper!? He meet same squishy fate as Flame Lord who lose to stupid fire-immune immobile R'lyeh blob with no fire damage! He keep casting fire spells and get bored and run away for no reason even though R'lyeh already routed! He shall be drawn, squished, then quartered (me messed up that way), as shall B0rsuk.

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I think I can find better wallpapers.
http://www.wizards.com/magic/images/...ountainart.jpg

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Bah! I precision-SQUISH! you all with my ultra-secret, darn-super-dastardly ueber-doom weapon!

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I'd like to suggest that KDE and Gnome be merged. We don't really need both of them.

Everybody who agrees with me, switch over to the new "KDE+Gnome Should Be Merged" thread. If everyone on that thread agrees, then we will table a motion to have it done next weekend.

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Personally Ive been using linux for years and I dont use either one so I could care less.

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Gandalf, I agree. As long as my favorite shell is available (/bin/emacs), my favorite email reader (/bin/emacs), the best of all IDEs (/bin/emacs), an excellent text editor such as (/bin/emacs), a great news reader like (/bin/emacs), and maybe a few games like Freud or Adventure in (/bin/emacs), then I am happy.

"And then, children, the horrible goblin-ogre _VI_ came and bashed their heads in and ate their brains using it's head-bashing/brain-eating mode...."

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i squish you, macs, with your superior screen candy, your 3D effects, and your wicked user interface. not to mention your high price, lack of games, and encouraging the kind of user paradigm that "it should just work". should being a dirty dirty word, and having nothing to do with reality. e.g. when a mac user's account on yahoo isn't working for them, they may blame their IT dept, they may blame BellSouth, they may start dissing their ISP, they may call the public library for help, or some other random act that doesn't make any sense at all because they have no idea how to troubleshoot or use logic or work something out for themselves or even have an approximate grip on reality. the mac mentality encourages this. i am NOT saying all mac users are this way, just that i know waaay too many who are.

also, I squish crows. a flock just flew in to my yard and are harrassing the hawk who lives outside my window. jerks.

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Hey, I don't think emacs has real shell functions, right? Just a front-end mode for external shell programs.

But then, I almost agree with this: emacs is most of the interface you need. The only thing is, with today's habits people have with email, emacs isn't too good a mailreader - too many attached files and HTML garbage.

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You can use Emacs for most things, but yeah--for many regular shell functions you have to "shell out". I was just kidding around a bit.

Although I did set emacs as my shell for a day (back in '92 I think) to see how well it would work. The next day I went back to bash. ;-)

I'm guessing Gandalf likes bash or tcsh and uses screen as a multi-desktop task-switcher. I used to do that, but I have to admit I have been spoiled by GUIs. First the mac, then xwindows, now I use Gnome for the most part. If I had to link in to my servers on a low-bandwidth connection, I would definitely still use screen+bash (or maybe a compressed vnc).

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I SQUISH pervert Uh-Nu-Buh, because he doesn't understand Kate is way hotter than emacs. http://www.kate-editor.org/
(kate in debian/ubuntu repositories)

As for shell, yakuake owns. It combines Quake usefulness, stability, quality, flexibility with Linux's fun and convenience of use. Seriously, the best console you can get.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YaKuake
(yakuake in debian/ubuntu repositories)

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Kate is really nice. However, Emacs takes more ram, is slower, provides more features like the Psychoanalysis module (yes, it is JUST as good as going to a real psychiatrist), an Adventure game builtin, and more more more.

Sure, if all you want is a fast, feature-filled text editor with a great plugin architecture and DCOP supoort, then Kate is swell. But if, like me, you NEED something that has a dozen calculators builtin (financial, reverse polish, mortgage, scientific, etc.) an IM chat client, a PIM, a vocabulary builder, a calendar, chess, go, nethack, minesweeper, elite, sudoku, poker, email, news, life, pong, snake, tetris.... Then you need Emacs. Even now they are working on incorporating Dom III into Emacs--with all kinds of extras--tutorial, mismatched mod statements, unit worth calculator, map editor....

Emacs is the IT of IT.

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YaKuake is new to me, but it looks awesome! Gotta get me some of that.

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I Super-Squish computer-wackos from Washington County, Maine, but living in Athens, GA, who Squish my Mac! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/mad.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...ies/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif

SQUISH SQUISH SQUISH!!

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Hehehe, I hear you. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...es/biggrin.gif
I am in a "gaming panic" myself. Im gonna stop gaming for good from the summer, since I will have to focus on training full time, also we will have a baby boy in maj-june. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/smile.gif
Not that I care that I won't play more, since I was playing for many years [mostly FPS games], but I will surely miss Dominions. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/frown.gif
Ah well, real life is much more important than computer games, so it is all good I guess...but 'till than I would like to play lot of blitzes! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/cool.gif

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They have an MA blitz game starting up right now, if you're interested.

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I SQUISH YOU STUPID RNG THAT REPEATEDLY PUTS ME 2 PROVINCES AWAY FROM NIEFELHEIM/JOTUNHEIM/UTGARD AND MAKES THEM GO DIRECTLY FOR MY CAPITAL

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What ring is that???

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Its an RNG of the type "Random Number Generator".
AND IT IS WORKING TO MAKE ME CRAZY

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I bet you picked it up after a battle, and it just grafted its evil little self right on. You, my friend, have been cursed. Better check your intelligence, programming skills, etc. I bet they have been halved.