Why all nations except Jomon never win
 

They don't have ninjas.

Q.E.D.

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 

But do they have...PIRATES?!

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 

If you cast the undead pirate global, yes you can have ninjas and pirates.

I also heard that if the pirate hits a province with a ninja in it, the opponent has to face ninja pirate zombies (slightly more powerful than doom horrors)

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 

Ninja PD is deadly indeed!

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 

I hear ninja PD is so deadly that if you attack a province with Ninja PD, real live ninjas show up at your house and kill you, causing you to stale out of the game.

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 

They don't just kill you, they kill your family, your friends, your friends' families, your mailman, the clerks at the stores you shop at, everyone you've ever spoken to or haas ever heard of you. They make it like you never existed.

And they do all of this if you even /think/ about attacking a province with ninja PD.

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 

Do they sabotage computers as a warning? If so, I think they may have hit me recently...

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 

Wow. I am seriously not going to mess around with Ninja PD. Seriously. If only to avoid depopulating my entire city. Think of the children.

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 

Eh. I'm working on a mod that will just kill Jomon. My nation has Kayser Soze PD.

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 

who is Kayser Soze? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 

A character in the movie The Usual Suspects. Don't look at this page if you want to see this nice movie first: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyser_Soze (heavy spoiler warning)
Also, a pun. "Kaisersoße" is a german name for a sauce.

Kaisersoße
 

made with real Germans!

Swede and sour sauce, anyone?

Re: Kaisersoße
 

LOL

funny thread sum1 http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Re: Kaisersoße
 

A sauce made of something sour and Swedes?! Oh noes!1

Re: Kaisersoße
 

A character in the movie The Usual Suspects. --> I know, my line is from the movie right?

anyway on topic:
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