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sum1lost November 7th, 2007 09:23 PM

Why all nations except Jomon never win
 
They don't have ninjas.

Q.E.D.

HJFudge November 7th, 2007 09:37 PM

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 
But do they have...PIRATES?!

darkchampion3d November 7th, 2007 09:55 PM

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 
If you cast the undead pirate global, yes you can have ninjas and pirates.

I also heard that if the pirate hits a province with a ninja in it, the opponent has to face ninja pirate zombies (slightly more powerful than doom horrors)

Reverend Zombie November 7th, 2007 10:41 PM

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 
Ninja PD is deadly indeed!

HJFudge November 7th, 2007 10:47 PM

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 
I hear ninja PD is so deadly that if you attack a province with Ninja PD, real live ninjas show up at your house and kill you, causing you to stale out of the game.

Sombre November 8th, 2007 12:01 AM

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 
They don't just kill you, they kill your family, your friends, your friends' families, your mailman, the clerks at the stores you shop at, everyone you've ever spoken to or haas ever heard of you. They make it like you never existed.

And they do all of this if you even /think/ about attacking a province with ninja PD.

Wokeye November 8th, 2007 12:18 AM

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 
Do they sabotage computers as a warning? If so, I think they may have hit me recently...

Tichy November 8th, 2007 12:39 AM

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 
Wow. I am seriously not going to mess around with Ninja PD. Seriously. If only to avoid depopulating my entire city. Think of the children.

Zylithan November 8th, 2007 12:41 AM

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 
Eh. I'm working on a mod that will just kill Jomon. My nation has Kayser Soze PD.

Aezeal November 8th, 2007 12:05 PM

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 
who is Kayser Soze? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

lch November 8th, 2007 12:38 PM

Re: Why all nations except Jomon never win
 
Quote:

Aezeal said:
who is Kayser Soze? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/wink.gif

A character in the movie The Usual Suspects. Don't look at this page if you want to see this nice movie first: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keyser_Soze (heavy spoiler warning)
Also, a pun. "Kaisersoße" is a german name for a sauce.

HoneyBadger November 8th, 2007 03:09 PM

Kaisersoße
 
made with real Germans!

Swede and sour sauce, anyone?

Ironhawk November 8th, 2007 03:27 PM

Re: Kaisersoße
 
LOL

funny thread sum1 http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Sensori November 8th, 2007 03:29 PM

Re: Kaisersoße
 
Quote:

HoneyBadger said:
made with real Germans!

Swede and sour sauce, anyone?

A sauce made of something sour and Swedes?! Oh noes!1

Aezeal November 8th, 2007 08:04 PM

Re: Kaisersoße
 
A character in the movie The Usual Suspects. --> I know, my line is from the movie right?

anyway on topic:
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