Dominions Day!
 

KO: Well, hello there my little Dom3 and Happy Birthday! What a nice little game you have become.

Dom3: Hello daddy KO. Happy birthday to you too!

KO: So, what have you been up to lately?

Dom3: I'm studying. When I grow up I wanna be a MMORPG! There was a game where I had like 60 players under my skin. It was soooo coool!

KO: Thats nice! I never imagined that. Are you sure you wanna go that way? To be a MMORPG is a highly dangerous occupation. Ninjas, kiddies and bots will enter your system and cause havoc and make you feel cheap. I wouldn't want that to happen.

Dom3: Daddy, I know how to take care of myself! I've seen what can happen. You don't need to worry! I wanna, you know, go my own way. Move away from home and become rich and famous. I will never get rich and famous if I remain here. And I have talent! You can't deny that!

KO: Hmm.

Dom3: OK, here's your birthday present!

KO: Huh?

Dom3: I'm pregnant! I'll call her Dom4!

KO: What?

Dom3: Just kidding! Will I have a little sister? I'd rather have a brother! He's not ugly is he? I hate horror games!

KO: We are not sure of gender yet, but we can call him a he. He has a strain of RPG in his code, more than you actually. Possibly some MMOish traits. I guess it will be easy to spot that you are brother and sister, but no one will doubt that you are different games.

Dom3: Thank my pretenders for that! I hate them MMO's that say I'm just mimicking my sisters, or tell me that I should get some makeup! I'm a WOW-clone! I'm all individual! Get a life already!

KO: Hmm, kay! You wanted to be a MMORPG you said?

Dom3: Well, not a mean MMO. A good one. There are good ones you know. And they are not all exploited and trashy.

KO: OK. Well.

Dom3: By the way, where is my present. Is it a patch? A map? What is it?

KO: Oh, sorry, hmm, forgot. You will have to wait a while. But it will be great when you get it. I promise!

Dom3: Yeah, right. I hate you!

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KO has finally snapped.

A happy day for all the people living in his head.

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KO, that post would be sufficient proof to get you institutionalized for several years. :)

I'll hoist a cold one or two tonight in honor of the occasion. :up:

Thank you for a great game.

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So what exactly are those guys working on?

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Sounds like MMORPG in Spore universe using old pre-alpha WoW engine.

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haha. an MMORPG where everyone is their own Pretender :)

I think I'll roll a Moloch and take the burnination skills tree.

oh, and happy birthday :happy:

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Well, I guess we can get from that that the new game will be a little more RPGish than Dom3. By the sound of it, it may also have some MMO features, highly unlikely as that sounds.

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And yes, happy birthday Dom3! And KO! And me, in fact! I'd forgotten we all have the same birthday.

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Sooo disapointed that Dom3 hasn't really managed to get knocked up just to piss of her too-strict daddy. :D

Still wish her a happy birthday though.

Edit: And Llama too, apparently. You don't plan on making weird announcements for the community to have fun puzzling out what they actually mean for the next six months to commemorate the occasion?

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Yes happy birthday the world ! Particularly for those who lives deep in the great blue :fish2: and dream strange things about Dominions extensions, patches, derived games....

Happy Birthday Dom3, long live !

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As a minor gesture of major appreciation, I bashed up a quick Dark Elf sprite for KO, but because I'm a fickle beast, I didn't finish it.

Here it is anyway: Executioner of Har Ganeth.

http://forum.shrapnelgames.com//atta...1&d=1222713580

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if Dom3 is going to have a sibling, and KO is the father...

I'm getting confused. where do babies come from again?

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Yo momma.

OH SNAP.

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The White Stork! Wisest of birds. If you don't count the owl, wisest of birds and animals.

Or, if you don't believe in identified flying objects, the Ostrich perhaps. A more down to earth approach. They are fast anyway. Ostrich express delivery service.

Also Meese have been known to carry small screaming bundles through the dense forests of the cold north. These bundles have never been found in densely populated areas, so there is no evidence that they really contain babies.

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I dream strange dreams about Dominions...I want to live in a great blue fish too!

I don't have a clue what's going on in this post, but I'm just so happy!

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Thanks for the laugh! :D This is better than the Shrapnel release notes.

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Kristoffer: Anything identified as a flying ostrich should be viewed with the utmost suspicion!

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Lol! Happy birthday everybodyz! Best wishes!

... but I didn't really get what that new thing will be :D

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I'm a pinata!

:tough::sec::viking::sec::tough:

Ehhh, no wait, I'm not a pinata! But :birthday: anyways! :happy:

Pretender gods bless us, everyone.

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I hope one day the baby, dom4 comes true but the brother/sister of dom3 sounds real good too!:)

Perhaps, it will be like dom3 and be fairly unique, not really fitting into any of the traditional gaming forms?

Happy Dominions Day!

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Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday to you!
Happy birthday dear Dom3/KO/Llamabeast,
Happy birthday to you!

I wonder what a Dominions MMO would be like. What if one player casts Utterdark? Who knows, maybe if everyone takes LA Ermor or some sort of undead then no one would care. Though, with the Hinnom craze, it might be end up in trench warfare, Giants and Enslaved People vs Undead Giants and Undead People. But this is just idle speculation about what it might be like :)

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Happy birthday!

Omni, what the hell is your Icon? Is that a kitty face photoshopped onto a Barracuda?

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I think it is a kitty face photoshopped onto a shark jumping up out of the water.

I could tell you the story of how I found it, but I don't want to bore anybody. I guess I'll just say I found it on someone's deviantart.com page; I was there looking through their collection of fonts.

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Don't lie. It's so obvious that that you found that by Google Imaging for "vagina dentata". :shock:

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Only three people have ever uttered "vagina dentata" on these forums.

the other is tifone.

Also, I would highly recommend against google imaging the word... unless you have a taste for disturbing things, or are easily fascinated... wait, if your either of those things, you should especially not do it.

make sure to turn the safesearch filter off.:angel

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I am excused, the word is latin/italian, that's you who are the weird guyz :D

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Happy birthday! :)

Oh, and Omnirizon's avatar disturbs me greatly.

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Brilliant Kristoffer. Looking forward to it.

Whatever the new child will be, I'll write a review for you guys :)

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Dang, missed it! Happy birthday (yesterday) to you!
Happy birthday (yesterday) to yoooou!!

Ok i'll stop now.

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Well, far and late congratulations from Russia
Happy Birthday
or
S Dnem Rojden`ya

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Rojden Rojden!

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Funky. Been a bit busier lately but looking on with curiouity.

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Kris, "Rojden" in russian means "Born", and "S dnem Rojden`ya"..closest is "[Congratulatins] with the Day you`ve born"
"Congratulations" = "Pozdravlayu"
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Our Dominions community is quite small: there`s no detalized localisation, and play original version is difficult to all, who is not good in english. But all my friends joins to my wish. Here it is:
"More ideas, more games, more next Dominions and more anything you need to be best!"
And special thanks for the mercenary Putin. I lol`d!

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OK.

Rojden Rojden :)

Edit: I like the sound of Rojden :)

Putin is the Snake Charmer mercenary, right? There was once a bug that resulted in Putin the Snake leading a group of Enchanters around... One of the funniest bugs I've seen. :D

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Yes, he is. Yesterday attack one of my friends with this commander...
First question - "Are you cheated???", second - "Crevan, look - there`s no provinces Osetia and Georgia!"

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Strazdvoedje, Crevan. And there, I've exhausted my knowledge of the Russian language!

:)

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Spassiba, dasvidania, spokojnoj noche, Ti tak velikolépna, ... that's everything for me I think. :( Double shame on me, I've had some very nice summer-holidays-relationships with Eastern Europe girls (not russian but russian speaking: Polish, Ukrainian) but those languages really don't nest easily in my mind :o

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How do you say "your avatar terrifies me" in Russian?

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It terrifies us all, Sombre-but the Russians still have nukes, so what are ya gonna do?

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I think it's something like "OMG Crevan I can't sleep now".

:shock:

That may not be in Russian.

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..... when in doubt.

-Sombre dances-

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Honey, I don`t know, what you say...but it`s NOT russian...
Tifone - "Spasibo, Do svidanya, Spokojnoy nochi, last - correct
Sombre - "Tvoj avatar menya besit" or "Tvoj avatar - govno"

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I'm equally unhappy about the nukes of USA, China, Israel, India and Pakistan. Not too pleased about UK and France either.

Atomic weapons are a barbaric relic from 1945, and we still keep pouring money into that idiocy :confused:

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Thanks Crevan ;) My memory could serve me better sometimes ^_^

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[quote=Adept;642568]Oh yeah??? So what do we do when the Aliens attack??? Eh? And what with the giant asteroid going to crash the Earth??? What?? What???

:D

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Call Bruce Willis?

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Adept, I've decided that's one of the main reasons I play Dominions-the violence isn't real, doesn't look real, doesn't feel particularly real. I wouldn't want it to. That's one reason I'm so satisfied with the graphics being in the state that they are, and why I don't really want a "unit collapses in a bloody heap" sprite added to the two we have.

My dad lived through the A-bomb scare, and it sucked for him, and he lost one of his best friends in the Vietnam war. His dad lived through two major wars, and it sucked for him even more.

Aside from any opposition to violence, I feel that atomic bombs are truly the weapons of a coward. Yes, using them in WW2 might have saved American lives-it might have saved my grandfather's life, for one-but to do it in such an awful way puts a stain on it that's very hard to wash away.

You can call Dominions violence "cartoonish", relating it to a child. I don't, because I personally feel that graphic violence is the entertainment of an immature mind.

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[quote=Tifone;642600]
have you not watched the movie war of the worlds? (there was two so you have no ecuse) after a bit of time with the aliens whooping human backside they catch a collection of diseases humans are immune too (AKA AIDS, which only occurs after HIV destroys you're immune system),by not being native to this planet they won't have immunities to the diseases which we are immune too so it just takes some blood to get into the air and watch those aliens sniffle to death.