The fastest Ulmish Horse in the realm...
 

is named Epiyonnd

I many not have it spelled right. In fact the young woman that whispered the word to me sounded, phonetically, like this:

Ip'eeyonnd

with the accent on the Ip
then a long e
followed by yonnd. It has too n's because there is a slight length to the 'n' sound.


simply the word:

Ipeyond

doesn't look right though.

however the word

Ip'Eeyond

looks not so Ulmish with the inserted accent mark.


what is it?

Ipieyond
Epiyond
Ip'Eeyond
Ipeeyond

I can't figure out how it should be spelled.

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I'm trying to make sense of this but failing miserably. Please enlighten me dear catfish monstrosity Omnirizon.

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Explanation: Omnirizon likes the flap his gums.

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OR do the words actually mean something? Is this really the coming of the Dominions prophet that was foretold by Bog Beasts of old? Who knows? Maybe the fastest horse in Ulm? Alas if we could only speak its name to summon it forth.

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I dont much understand the OP either. But he does have a point that the name in question doesnt sound particularly ulmish.

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I'm only fulfilling my destined role to relay the name of the fastest Ulmish horse in the realm. I was told it was important. In a lucid dream, I found the woman who knew the name. She approached me as if she was aware of exactly why I was there. She leaned over to me and whispered softly in my ear, "Ip'Eeyond".

Then I woke up. It was very surreal. I don't remember why I needed to find out the name, only that I did; you know that's how dreams are. I was hoping some other enlightened individual here would know more...

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About what happened in your surreal half remembered dream? No I must have skipped that class at school.

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Hmm sounds like Sombre only took the beta classes.

Seriously Omni.. I think these questions should be reserved for your shrink.

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Perhaps it was the girl from Ipanema.

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I think she actually said "It's Beyond". She was referring to the utter vastness of existence, perhaps to The Void itself. She thinks that your consciousness is too focused, and that you would be capable of much more if only you could see.

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Ip'Eeyond is an anagram of "Die, pony E!"

I think the dream was a reflection of your subconscious aggression towards all horse-like creatures.

Now, can you tell us about what happened to ponies A, B, C and D?

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Ancient Greek:

hippeion = cavalry or chariot

written like this

i'ppeion


You quest isn't finished yet. Search the chariot in Ulmish lands and you will receive the next piece to the puzzle.

http://www.e-biz.de/reisen/bilder/be...burger-tor.jpg

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I pee on thee ?? Seriously dirty dreams man....

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Hmm, the Quadriga at the gate to Brandenburg...
Quadriga = Aqua Grid

An actual aquatic grid and the story behind it
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...EW_737373a.jpg

Ulm is actually atlantis!=?!=
I really didn't know, wow, this is amazing

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You aren't supposed to see that. Just a friendly reminder from the CIA. Yes, this is a real gun. No, you cannot have your eyes back.

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I call your CIA and raise you an NKVD.

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do not push him jim.. soon he'll be chanting

C'thulhu fhtagn
C'thulhu fhtagn
Ph'nglui mglw'nafh C'thulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn
C'thulhu fhtagn

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I was always pretty sure that he already does, then he runs it through a Web Translator before posting. :angel