PATRIOT\'S SALOON and SOCIALIST\' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative)
 

The doors are now open and the Bud, Schlitz, Pabst, Olympia, Black Label, Milwaulkee's Best, Stroh's, Red Dog and Miller are ice cold and on tap!

The wine will be what ever box Mable or Hilly grabs out of the walk-in, the peanuts are free, don't worry none 'bout them shells, they'll sweep up jest fine whenever somone gits 'round to it.

Live git-fidlin' every night. Pointy-toed boots, straw c'boy hats, hootin-n-hollerin, Holo-bull ridin' and line dancin' are strongly encouraged- karaoke Tues. & Thurs. Pork-n-beans and cole slaw buffet Weds.

Never a cover charge- 'ceptin' fer you fellers from "The Realm"- y'all need to leave a $1,000,000 deposit each time you want to come in; 'till we git ta knowin' ya- we know what kinda' trouble yer kind likes ta stir!

The tables and games are fair enough, we ain't too greedy. So come on down, pull up a bench an tell us yer latest fishin' story. Bring yer own gal tho', 'cause the ones workin' here ain't much ta look at, iffin ya' gits my meanin'.

[ July 10, 2002, 03:32: Message edited by: Gil Hamilton ]

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My god.

It's a redneck paradise.

... Well I'll have some Gin and Tonic without the Gin.

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Ugg. Ok, one insane thread is bad enough. Can I make a request?

If you must do this, please move it to one of the other forums. Preferably one of the general ones (don't want to scare people off the other games http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif )

Phoenix-D

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You know your a Red Neck if you refer to your tractor as the "Farm Ferrari."

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You don't know what fun is 'till you've spent a day at the lawnmower races!

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what? youre all being insane without me!?! I demand to be insane with the group! No! antisocial is better

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The PATRIOT'S SALOON and SOCIALST' HEAD CASINO (Rank Padding Alternative) is pleased to announce our first Keno game Champion- Miss Bitsy Tyler from Lula,SD.- She won a choice of $10,000 or the prize out in the parking lot. As she took the train here she chose the wheels- A 1971 Buick Skylark! Congradulations Bitsy! And no more than another six pack before you take off!

And now more of One Eyed Jim and The Spoon Slamin' Trio!!!!!!!

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A light drizzle falls silently somewhere in Upper NorthEast South Druckleberry Hill-The West Side- underneath the poorly lit sign of Schmoe Brothers Shoe Polish and Spitfire Premium Kentish Ale Brewers and Carriage Co. LTD. the bespecktacled Master Brewer hands Gil a bag of Greenbacks and exclaims," Its the finest hops we've seen yet! You've another 10,000 gallons you'll sell for the same price 'ave ya'? We'll take it all!"
Gil smiles and reassures the joyful man, it will be so.

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OEJ & TSST play a little louder to drown out that high pitched yowling coming from across the way.

Gil thanks TerranC for driving and hands him a BFG as he says,"Keep your eyes peeled for trouble, sounds like they're getting desperate!"

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Mac, who is ever on the look out for new scientific discoveries, wanders in to ck out the new Casino in Town, hmmmm, not to bad in here, he thinks, he meanders over to a local table, parks his countenance and looks over the menu,... hey, they got chilli he exclaims, he calls over one of the serving wenches and places his order along with a good old American Coors.. he then leans back and watchs the show going on out in the parking lot between some grey haired lady and a 71 Skylark, she appears to be kicking and punching the sides of it and screaming unintelligilbe wording, wonder what the problem is he mumbles, oh well, bring on the chilli..., no Tesco or Puke Sauces listed, but guess I'll try what they have anything for the furtherance of scientific knowledge... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

just a curious mac

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Well HUSH PUPPIES!!! Looks like that old gal open a can of WOOP *** on that good old Skylark.

It's great to be back in a dark comfortable dive, listen to some goood fidddlinnnn. The beer here is dark and bitter, just like my women. I'm sure glad they don't try to pass off that warm excuse for Ale here.

I was just passin thru on the way to Mothers 2nd cousins uncles fathers funeral service. Seems he fell in a vat of wiskey at the distillary. Three big good old boys tried to rescue him, but he faught them off. They cremated him two days back, and he is still burnin.

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Good flute, good sax, and a warm place for fiddlin.

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Today's Special- Briskit in chopotle chile and rubbed sage sauce, with side of buffet items.

Milwaukie's Best pitchers-$3.50

How you supposed to get those resonant belches without the Co2? Gil checks the guages feeding the kegs and turns it up a notch. welcomes current customers, re-glues a surface tear on pool table #2 and makes final checks to get ready for the night's festivities...

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Hey! Where's the Lone Star beer & fried catfish feast?!?!

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how bout some grits

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Would you like cheese, butter or gravy with your grits?

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I refuse to enter this establishment or any other on the shrapnel forum just to pad my rank.

Disgusting.

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Ignorant, non-comprehending comments by those denied citizenship through their: a) prior criminal history, b) lies or other fishyness on their application or, c) apparent lack of any redeeming social or material worth- and especially since they once again seem willing to break rules as they see fit by not leaving a deposit at the front - will be considered invalid.

Patriot's Saloon and Socialist' Head Casino (Rank Padding Alternative) English History Lesson #1- Empire Lost- See ref. "Lowbrow Snobbery, How the English Middle Class Gave Up Their Throne, Their Empire, Their Individual Rights And Their Sovreignty" or "England 1066 To 2006, We Almost Made It An Even 1000!"

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...Taz, on an off duty quick recon mission, looks in on this other drinking establishment...

Hmmm, looks to be a might smaller then the one he works in... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
And no fluffy bunny waitresses? Also are socialists allowed to gamble? Or is it just a Socialist's head that is displayed in the casino?

Taz wanders out again with more questions then ever... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

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Trajan steps into the Socialist' Head Casino, realizes that he does not have his "I love Joe Stalin" t-shirt on today, and walks back to his cold Bass Ale and the FBW's at the Cantina.

Cheers!