"Your growth is astonishing!"
 

Ever have silly statements from AI allies like that, when it was so opposite from the truth it was hillarious?

I'm playing a P&N game where after some mild successes taking a couple enemy colony ships and frigates, I was forced to run my ships back to home and scrap down to just one ship, because my resources somehow went from overall positive to negative, and minerals were running out from maintenance on 2 frigates (even though I had 10% trade with an ally).

So just after I scrap everything but one supply ship, my allies say, "Your Growth is Astonishing", lol. (I have 2 planets, my homeworld and one colonized using a captured colony ship)

Anyone else have really funny lines from the AI like that?

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mineral planets are the best, said by an organic race. that made me to make it "organic planets are the best" for my Taera race.

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How about "Mineral planets are the best." in a P&N game? Ships tend to cost a lot more rads than mins in P&N. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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One of my Favorites is what the Space Vikings say about planets!

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Varelen, just a tip, if you can, do not scrap those ships rather mothball them. I saw this tip somewhere here around the forum and eversince, i always produce more ships than i need. I mothball those and they are my reserver troops in case my fleet gets hit hard.

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I think I will make my race every now and then say: "Hey, how ya doin?" That sounds more reasonable.

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Is there a way to design in how often the AI will generate a random message?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I don't believe there is.
One way to make a message be sent more is to input it more often in the .txt file.

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Yep, 'General' Messages are just that, random junk. So I've just modded the Messages to be irrelevant to the game situation. "Beware of Geeks bearing .GIFs!" and "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity." and things like that...

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Ever played the zedron empire? i did today and one of the random Messages is "beware Rabid Drunken Space Monkeys, they were Last seen heading in your Direction. Watch out! They Fling Poo!!!" This is no joke and it was in my Version of the download, have a look and make sure i'm not hallucinating! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/confused.gif

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Thanks for the compliment! I think it had a lot to do with that picture of Jennifer Connely in...oh. Sorry. We aren't talking about the same thing. Excuse me.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"Beer Planets are the best !" - Cheers.

For your proportions mod, I think the most applicable standard message is this one:

"Not every ruin contains valuable objects", or similar, I do not recall correctly.

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What General Message should my Matriarchal race send?
How about my Tessallates?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Why not do a Dykes on Bikes theme?

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"Beer Planets are the best !" - Cheers.

For your proportions mod, I think the most applicable standard message is this one:

"Not every ruin contains valuable objects", or similar, I do not recall correctly.</font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Heh, ya. I also had a lot of fun re-doing all the Xi'Chung speech, although it takes a long time because there are SO many things an AI can say, theoretically anyway.

PvK

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"Dykes on Bikes"
I guess I don't know enough about it or my imaginaiton doesn't go that way.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Check out the space valkyries speech file, there are some nice womanly comments in there=-)

[ January 07, 2003, 08:56: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

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gryphin, how about; "I am Hexed over You" or "Hex'cuse me, would you like Trade Alliance?" or "Gas Planets are Hex'ellent" or "You're are no Hex". Just a thought.

mlmbd http://www.shrapnelgames.com//ubb/icons/icon6.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">"Call your Mother."
"Eat! EAT!!"

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Do you think I can get away with
Declaring War: "I have PMS and a Cruiser, Any Quesitons?"
Edit: I'm trying to improve my spilling.

[ January 07, 2003, 21:47: Message edited by: Gryphin ]

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think you can.
It is rather funny. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
But again that is my opinion.

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<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">What hypotenus!

Your polynomes are astonishing!

Beware of Trigonometry!