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narf poit chez BOOM March 28th, 2003 09:02 AM

[OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
your sam starfall signiture has led to severe abdominal pains!

[ June 25, 2004, 07:17: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

Phoenix-D March 28th, 2003 09:08 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
I would strongly recommend you don't read the rest of the archive then.

http://freefall.purrsia.com/
or here
http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00001.htm

Don't say I didn't warn you. Warning: Scientific Evidence shows Freefall is addictive and can have side effects including:

-abdominal pain
-sudden coughing
-liquid splattered monitors (see sudden coughing)
and
facial muscle strain

Other side effects were generally mild and similar to sugar pill.

narf poit chez BOOM March 28th, 2003 09:28 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
wallpaper. grass growing. wallpaper. grass growing.
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wallpaper. grass growing. wallpaper. grass growing.
wallpaper. grass growing. wallpaper. grass growing.
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wallpaper. grass growing. wallpaper. grass growing.
wallpaper. grass growing. wallpaper. grass growing.
wallpaper. grass growing. wallpaper. grass growing.

narf poit chez BOOM March 28th, 2003 09:32 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
and after that post and the next cartoon i actually spent about 20 seconds staring at wallpaper. people are sleeping in the next rooms:) don't laugh loud.don't laugh loud.don't laugh loud. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

slighty better than this one. i didn't have to restrain myself and it gave me good views of my mousepad:). well, that and most times with yours i can't laugh out loud. hmm my mousepads getting worn. i think i can feel the increased oxygen to the brain affecting me. but if i stop breathing for about 10-20 seconds it goes away. i just got an addition to my sig.
http://dynamic.gamespy.com/~gwtp/strip.php?number=1

[ March 28, 2003, 07:55: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

Kamog March 28th, 2003 10:27 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
LOL. Freefall, never heard of it before. That's a good comic! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Ed Kolis March 29th, 2003 12:15 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
if you liked the software industry one, check this out...

http://www.gamespy.com/comics/deathmarch

by none other than Rantz Hoseley, art director for the MOO3 project! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

narf poit chez BOOM March 31st, 2003 11:30 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
http://hardware.keenspace.com/d/20030225.html

wierd, but funny. and somehow connected to geocaching, which i just found out about.

Karibu March 31st, 2003 11:56 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
Here is few more...

Everybody knows this one. Don't you?
http://www.dilbert.com/

And this one... well, this one is not for kiddies http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
http://www.sexylosers.com/

Krsqk March 31st, 2003 06:19 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
Dilbert quote from today: "An amazing 50% of my CEO placements did better than the other half!" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

narf poit chez BOOM March 31st, 2003 09:52 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
click here:)
http://www.mostannoyingwebpage.com/v1/
or here
http://www.mostannoyingwebpage.com/v2/

just found that. how do you change the title of a thread?

Suicide Junkie March 31st, 2003 10:24 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
If you created the thread, you can edit your first post, and change the subject there.

Kamog April 1st, 2003 06:34 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
OK, that IS a very annoying website. Those popup boxes were funny for a while but quickly got very irritating. I had to CTRL-ALT-DEL and kill the explorer to get rid of it!

Hey, today is April Fool's Day. Do you know of any good pranks? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Taera April 1st, 2003 08:48 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
Phoenix-D -- i actually missed that link in your sig. i've read through all of it (phew, four days). im not a big comic fan but i did like this one... alot.
any other good comics i should go read?

narf poit chez BOOM April 1st, 2003 09:50 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
kamog, there's only 150 on the one i went to http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

David E. Gervais April 1st, 2003 01:51 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
This is April Fool's Day,.. personally I think Groundhog's Day is more foolish! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Cheers!

P.S... narf poit chez BOOM, Might I suggest you change your forum name to Narf-PC-Boom! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif It's shorter and still invokes meaningless thought! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ April 01, 2003, 11:55: Message edited by: David E. Gervais ]

narf poit chez BOOM April 2nd, 2003 12:31 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
my name comes from an actual episode of pinky and the brain, where brain causes an evil superintelligent computer to explode by asking it for the definition of narf. i picked it for my name becuase when i registered, i was waiting for #3 in that story arc. but if it's annoying, i'll change it.

David E. Gervais April 2nd, 2003 01:04 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
Narf, my main eyesore with your login name is not the name itself per say, but that length. When you post a new topic your name takes up 2 lines of space.

Don't change your name just because of me. You are not the only person with a long name and you won't be the Last. I'll get used to it soon enough, and as you can see by how I started this post, I have shortened it to simply Narf! Consider this my new nick-name for you! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Narf said I said he said you said something of note. But I can't remember it for the life of me! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Cheers!

Ragnarok April 2nd, 2003 05:09 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
David, I'm guessing you're using 800x600 resolution? Cause with my, I'm running 1024x768 and his name is one line. And it is only slightly longer then yours. Not by much, maybe 4 letters or so. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Just an observation.

Kamog April 2nd, 2003 08:46 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
I'm too scared to try Version 2 of the most annoying web page. Version 1 was really annoying, so Version 2 must be even more annoying! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Hmm, maybe I'll go to somebody else's computer and put it on that web page, and then walk away. And see how long it takes them to get rid of it...

David E. Gervais April 2nd, 2003 01:58 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
David, I'm guessing you're using 800x600 resolution? Cause with my, I'm running 1024x768 and his name is one line. And it is only slightly longer then yours. Not by much, maybe 4 letters or so. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Just an observation.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Rags, as you can see from this clipped image of a screenshot of the forum, I'm running in 1024x768.
1024snap.jpg

Harf's post takes up 2 lines because the BOOM part of his name is wrapped to the second line. I suspect it's the 'Caps' that are causing this. There is a thread by 'General Woundwort' that fits snugly in the space allowed.

Nuf said! Cheerio chap!

Ragnarok April 2nd, 2003 07:52 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
Oooohhh ok, I see what you mean David. I thought you meant inside actual threads. Not when viewing the rest of the forum. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif My mistake. Sorry about that.

Edit, actually wait. I just looked again and it only takes up one line. Hold on a few and I'll get a screen.

Edit 2: Ok, took a screenshot of the forum for me. 1049306122.jpg
That's really odd that it wraps on your screen David and not mine. I guess just one of lifes unanswered problems. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ April 02, 2003, 17:56: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]

David E. Gervais April 2nd, 2003 08:32 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Ragnarok:
That's really odd that it wraps on your screen David and not mine. I guess just one of lifes unanswered problems. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Those pesky little gremlins, aaaargh! I thought the elves I put in my computer would chase them away, but I guess the gremlins are better at hiding than the elves are at finding!

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Edit:...I sneak back in and for some reason I feel like a goof... I just hit F11 in IE to go 'full screen' and Narf's name fits all on one line! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

[ April 02, 2003, 18:39: Message edited by: David E. Gervais ]

Perrin April 3rd, 2003 02:57 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
Edit: oops looked at screen shot again... Sorry I mistook what you were referring to David

[ April 02, 2003, 15:39: Message edited by: Perrin ]

Kamog April 3rd, 2003 05:40 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
What text size are you using on Explorer?

I'm using 1024 x 768 pixels. Narf poit chez BOOM takes up two lines for me, even on full screen mode. I was using medium text size But if I change the text size to "smaller", it fits on one line.

Suicide Junkie April 3rd, 2003 05:51 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
I use 1152x864, but NEVER have the window maximized, so his name is a two-liner for me too.
(I've got the #SE4 on gamesnet.net IRC channel in the background amongst other things)

Not that I even noticed until you brought it up.

Instar April 3rd, 2003 06:24 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by narf poit chez BOOM:
click here:)
http://www.mostannoyingwebpage.com/v1/
or here
http://www.mostannoyingwebpage.com/v2/

just found that. how do you change the title of a thread?

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">My virus scanner picked up a bug on that page... be careful.

Taera April 3rd, 2003 06:53 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
comics anyone?

narf poit chez BOOM April 3rd, 2003 04:43 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
i'm currently forcing myself to go through the horredous exertion of looking through keenspot. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif when i finish one, i'll probably post something. don't expect to many though, i'm picky. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
keenspace, not keenspot. why'd they name them so close together?

[ April 03, 2003, 16:20: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

dogscoff April 3rd, 2003 05:28 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat

Best read on the toilet, because you will piss yourself laughing...

Some favourites from that site:
http://redmeat.com/redmeat/2000-11-07/index.html
http://redmeat.com/redmeat/2001-07-31/index.html
http://redmeat.com/redmeat/2002-01-22/index.html
http://redmeat.com/redmeat/1997-03-17/index.html
http://redmeat.com/redmeat/2000-12-19/index.html
http://redmeat.com/redmeat/1999-06-21/index.html
http://redmeat.com/redmeat/1997-09-22/index.html
http://redmeat.com/redmeat/1997-07-28/index.html

narf poit chez BOOM April 3rd, 2003 06:34 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
i decided to post this one. for obvious reasons.
http://bettermousetrap.keenspace.com/d/20020904.html
i really must commend this artists taste. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif even though i'm not done reading. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
http://bettermousetrap.keenspace.com/d/20020910.html

[ April 03, 2003, 16:38: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

narf poit chez BOOM April 5th, 2003 02:13 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
i couldn't get on the forums for most of yesterday, but i found 2 new good ones.
http://cameraangles.keenspace.com/
manages to be funny despite the lack of a plot for about half of it. then the auther finds one on a quest. literally.
http://dominicdeegan.keenspace.com/d/20020521.html
read it. if he's not published, he should be.
http://friedgreencomics.keenspace.com/d/20020110.html
oh yeah, this one although it will probably funnier to those who understand 'old people' humor
and ed kolis's web site has some stuff worth looking at

[ April 05, 2003, 00:38: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

Taera April 5th, 2003 06:57 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
seer one is awesome, bookmarked for later read. anything else? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

narf poit chez BOOM April 5th, 2003 09:14 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
some that looked good, but none with enough panels to judge. i'm just putting the stuff i'm pretty sure i can vouch for. told you i was picky http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

narf poit chez BOOM April 5th, 2003 09:26 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
hey! this things three pages!
hey, what do you mean padding?
pinky and the brain doing star wars! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif actual episode that was on. not just filler.
is it still padding if you edit?

[ April 07, 2003, 08:21: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

narf poit chez BOOM April 8th, 2003 10:19 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
is it worth my posting in here? are there enough people interested in comics?

Ragnarok April 8th, 2003 11:59 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
I read them. I just don't post. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Nodachi April 9th, 2003 05:26 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
Ditto. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

Dawn Falcon April 9th, 2003 09:25 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
http://www.plif.com/archive/archive.htm

PLIF. VERY Irreverant. Sometimes brilliant.

TerranC April 10th, 2003 12:16 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
Oof; Definitely not for kids, but lot of those are thought provoking. Although that Project Icarus one is a bit hurtful after Columbia.

But I like it http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

narf poit chez BOOM April 10th, 2003 12:07 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
http://utlt.keenspace.com/d/20001002.html
warning: may be offensive to wiccans, fur protesters, peaceniks and the sex-before-marraige-crowd.

[ April 10, 2003, 11:07: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

narf poit chez BOOM April 11th, 2003 06:27 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
http://wallop.keenspace.com/d/20010803.html
wallop. funny.
http://videogame.keenspace.com/d/20020906.html
um. for the same reason as the two with the mice.

[ April 11, 2003, 08:03: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

narf poit chez BOOM April 14th, 2003 08:59 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
*bump*

narf poit chez BOOM April 16th, 2003 10:52 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
oh yeah. here.
www.cityofheroes.com

Kamog April 16th, 2003 11:16 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Phoenix-D:
I would strongly recommend you don't read the rest of the archive then.

http://freefall.purrsia.com/
or here
http://freefall.purrsia.com/ff100/fv00001.htm

Don't say I didn't warn you. Warning: Scientific Evidence shows Freefall is addictive and can have side effects including:

-abdominal pain
-sudden coughing
-liquid splattered monitors (see sudden coughing)
and
facial muscle strain

Other side effects were generally mild and similar to sugar pill.

<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I spent all night reading the Freefall archives. I started at the beginning and now I'm at around #500... It's really entertaining! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Thanks for posting.

narf poit chez BOOM April 22nd, 2003 07:01 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
*ba-DUMP*

Taera April 22nd, 2003 07:29 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
freefall is personally the best comics i've seen yet.

TerranC April 22nd, 2003 03:24 PM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
I'm kind of surprised that nobody mentioned PvP yet.

dogscoff April 23rd, 2003 01:54 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
Quote:

freefall is personally the best comics i've seen yet.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">I think http://www.schlockmercenary.com beats freefall for comedy and sci-fi any day. For quality of artwork and humour overall though, I think my favourite would have to be http://www.megatokyo.com

[ April 22, 2003, 12:54: Message edited by: dogscoff ]

Kamog April 24th, 2003 05:04 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
Quote:

Originally posted by Taera:
freefall is personally the best comics i've seen yet.
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Freefall is the best! I finished reading the entire archive, and I want more... have to wait for more, though. Soon they're finally going to go into space! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif The continuity of the story is very good, over hundreds of individual strips, every one of which is funny. Florence is so cool! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Ragnarok April 24th, 2003 05:48 AM

Re: [OT] phoenix-D, I\'M SUING YOU!!!!:) (unofficial comics thread. why not?)
 
I too thought Freefall was the best, until I found Real Life.
http://www.reallifecomics.com/index.html

This is just as good as Freefall if not better. You have to start from the beginning to get the whole story but it is great. I'm not even through half of it yet though. It started in November of '99 and they try to get one strip out a day. I am just now to '01 so only 2 more years to go! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
But I would recommend it to anyone.
It is based on this guys life, just with some stuff added to it to make it funny of course. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ April 24, 2003, 04:49: Message edited by: Ragnarok ]


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