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Ye Olde Phong\'s Head Cantina and Bierkeller - The rebirth
The camera pans up a windy road, just past a deserted barn and down a gravel path into a rather nice green valley with a lake.
A large starship descends through the clouds, a voice can heard saying "Mr Power Man, controlled Phaser bLasts for excavating if your please", actinic lights shoots down and a carater is excavated. The starship descends into the crater and a shimmering field surrounds the ship. The image changes... The neon lights above a large timber framed building (built in a Bavarian style) are switched on..... "Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller" flashes on and off in the summer sky... The doors are flung open by a large feline wearing a dinner jacket and black tie... He is surrounded by some rather lovely young ladies, all wearing hot pants and crossed bandoliers (and not much else). Some of them are in classic Bavarian serving wench outfits... "hmmmmm" says the great kat, "swanning off round the galaxy is all well and good, but sometimes, you just need that old cantina experience".... A large T-Rex, also DJ clad, ambles up to the parking lot, ready to abuse customers and crap in their vehicles.... "Let the party begin, the first 10 customers get free booze" [ July 02, 2003, 13:44: Message edited by: Captain Jean Luc Le Grand Chat ] |
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The Primitive one, taking a rest from the endless slaughters on the hill (KOTH), wanders the dessert seeking a place of silence for his meditations. The time had come to seek the answers to some of the eternal questions confronting mankind:
Does God exist ? What are the meaning of life ? Why did the chicken cross the road ? Are those real ? Finding a perfect place of solitude, the Primitive one sits down in Lotus position, smokes the holy weed and opens his mind to the void. Free beer – free beer – free beer – free beer – free beer Satisfied with the answer, Primitive finds his rusty (yet pointy) spear and hikes to the new cantina. Good to be back Tigga http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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Good to see you Primitive, please put that rusty (yet pointy) spear down and have a large vat of top quality super string lager with some spicy tribble wings to boot...
All on the house... And please meet our new FBW's, in addition to all the clones we have here, we have managed to employ Cindy Crawford, Famke Jannsen, Halle Berry and quite a few other top totty as FBWs Take your pick |
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Chief Engineer Erax comes up the turbolift.
Sees the Phong's Head has become a cantina again. Goes back down the stairs (turbolift gone). Erax comes back in his usual clothes, finds himself a table, and remembers some wise words : "I was driven to drink because of a woman. And I never got the chance to thank her." [ July 02, 2003, 17:11: Message edited by: Erax ] |
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Thanks Tigga, I think I try my luck with Halle Berry. Then I can at least get the answer to the 4th question http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
Congrats on your face lift, Mucho macho. |
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free beer for your Erax too.. why dont you brag the Gisella Bundchen FBW and see what you can get up to in the turbolift....
Just dont break the thing, its bearings are a little shaky... Damn, being the captain of a galactic battleship is fine, but nothing beats running a boozer, hey, we even now have a dartboard and a pool table and a bar billiards table!! |
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*Above the cantina a black spaceship with purple decoration and glowing engines slowly decends into the parking lot. The docking platforms slowly roll out and secure the ship in place and the crew pour out. One particular traveller steps out. Dressed in black bondage jeans and a trenchcoat with a Talena Atfield clone on one arm and an Otep Shamaya clone on the other, he orders the crew to deliver a note to barry. The disorganised rabble step over and greet the gigantic t-rex, who with his spindly arms reads the note and proceeds to tuck a serviette into his t-rex sized tuxedo and covers them in a nice chinese sauce before worlfing them down, followed by a large burp!*
"Thats for losing me so many ships in the Bar Trek Thread!" *RD walks in and admires the new cantina's decor. A massive oak, polished bar with gold metal accessories lies to the left with every kind of liqour behind it. To the right lies the stairs to the "executive suite", the inner sanctum with everything inside decorated with gold trim and the previous brig, that is now converted into a medievil dungeon for Those who defy GT's supreme rule! Raging Deadstar quickly cuts off the darkest corner and puts some silk purple curtains around, leaving a narrow opening into his sanctuary. An apple juicer, some UV lights, a few thrash and death metal band posters, a large purple sofa, a large surround sound system and of course a 3d holographic computer to play his latest turns on seiv.* "Ahhh Sanctuary! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif Glad to see Primitive back with us! I aquired a bit of a resource excess after Growltigger destroyed a lot of my toys in the bar trek thread, so the first months tab is on me! *Raging Deadstar relaxes happily as he falls into a philosophical disscussion with the two attractive clones he arrived with and sips his apple juice, could this be bliss?* "Glad to have the old place back GT! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif " |
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Rollo the Fearsome was bored on top of the hill. He went on a little plunder and pillage spree and left business to his lackeys.
Ooh... "Ye Olde Phong's Head Cantina and Bierkeller" flashes on and off in the summer sky... The Norse King quickly swings his old plunder ecsort around and lands in the parking lot. "Hey Barry. Long time no see. And don't you dare..." Rollo flashes his axe. Woohoo, free booze. Oh, and Famke Jansen, come here and sit on my lap. Ah, it's good to be back.. Rollo [ July 02, 2003, 19:31: Message edited by: Rollo ] |
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Everyone in The Cantina is relaxing and is drinking a nice cup of tea (hey, it's teatime). When suddenly the whole of The Cantina is engulved in a bright flash of light. The people close to the flash are temporarily blinded by it (it'll take them about one day to recover completely). When the light has died out the patrons (the ones who have active eye vision) can see a strange distorsion hanging in midair. Sometime a bolts of electricity escapes from the wirlpool and wreaks havoc on the nearest table or metal ting. As the hole subsides somewhat, RD and The Cat immediately recognise the phenomena as a rip in the space-time continium. The first action that comes to their mind is... DUCK!!! As they dive for savety under the sturdy tables in The Cantina, the rip gives birth to... Timstone and his wacky Time Travelling Gearbox (TTG for the connoisseurs). As Timstone and his TTG emerge from the disruption a loud bang, a huge shockwave and a small firestorm follows the genius, incinerating everyone who isn't shelterd of protected by someone (something) else.
"Yehaa, another Cantina!! Another holy place, a place of power, a place to relax!" He parks his TTG on one of the tables close to his exitpoint from space and time. As he sets foot in The Cantina he reaches out and gracefully helps his beloved GF on the ground, then he kneels and kisses the ground, the blessed soil, the very foundation of The Cantina. "Home... at Last!" He immediately walks over to RD and The Cat, greets them properly and introduces them to his GF. When Timstone and his GF want to take place at the same table as RD, they see two small piles of goo. "Grose, what the heck was that?!" RD stares at Timstone and his GF with a bit of anger. "Those were my clones of two very beautiful women!" "Well, clone them again. Now give me something to drink, it's been too long since we had a drink together." |
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Erax hears a muffled bang outside the turbolift. He looks worried for a moment, then remembers he doesn't have to fix everything that breaks down around here anymore.
Unless... A while later, Erax leaves the turbolift dressed in a gray jumpsuit and cap. A dirty rag is tucked into his back pocket. His left hand holds a toolbox and his right hand is around his Gisele clone's waist. "Hey Tig, does this place have a handyman ?" |
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My therapist told me I had to visit. How she found out about this place I don't know.
Where is mac when a guy wants to steal a pizza. Wonder if I can be a partner again Nice fangs Tigger, Looks good with the Tails I'd like a pizza with sausage, tribble wings, and mushrooms. Oh and a pint of what ever they gave Primitive [ July 02, 2003, 22:54: Message edited by: Gryphin ] |
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The old sexy, suave, maucho, wizen old geezer gentleman walks thru the doors, whats this, ITS back, well by all the .... Where's the Liz Hurly Clones he yells at the furry feline standing by the door. As the older member moseys over to a far cornor he stakes his claim to an old familiar table and recliner, ahahahah, its good to be back, Taz you ram-muffigan, how about a brewski, He then calls over a FBW waitress and orders his usual, bacon, scrambled eggs, rye toast and some hash browns. As he waits he sees the Old Gryphin struttin past the table, Mac waves at the flashy youngster who waves back, Mac then bends down and takes a large cheesy pizza out of his back pack, and with a evil grin, yells again at the Gryphin, As the Gryphin turns around, the oldster lets fly WAAAPPPP all over the Gryphin... AAAAHHHH he mumbles its great to be back, no place like home huh Gryphin... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
just some ideas Mac [ July 03, 2003, 03:22: Message edited by: mac5732 ] |
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*looks at the big title above the cantina* what number is this one? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
here's a thought - Growltigga runs the show, and the thread is like a cat - has too many lives http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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New FBW's and free beer? Sounds like a fun place... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif
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NEW free beer you mean http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif
((EDIT: EEK, i wrote BEAR http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif )) [ July 03, 2003, 06:40: Message edited by: Taera ] |
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nuts, number 11 (by my poorly contrived, slightly wonky, 3rd grader's math). ah well. this being my first post, a big hello to everyone, i'll be your residant lurker and person-who-doesn't-know-what-they're-saying for the next little while, in the unlikey event of an emergency, offer more free booze http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif .
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lurker is, like, that thing with six legs that loves burrowing and hatches from a half-meter tall egg right??
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umm this is not THe Nonsense Thread.
Whats there to drink for a minor bug? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif |
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Hey hey hey, partying is my business, and business is good!
Erax, the cantina desparately needs a handyman, the job is yours, your interview for the job is to see how "handy" you can be with that Gisella Bundchen clone. I expect plan of attack, order of engagement and a pictorial summary of the result... OK, cue the oompah band, cue the latin and broadway dancers, cue the jumping monks of jerusalem, cue the morroccan gnou dancers, cue the party,, cue the free booze, cue Mac's colostomy bag, cue the Liz Hurley clones for him, cue the balloons, cue the disco ball, cue cleaning off all those crappy death metal posters RD put up... LETSSSSSSSSS PARRRRTYTTTTYYTYYTTYY Where is Taz behind the bar when you need him?! |
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Yaaayy! Barfight!
*Rollo storms towards the kitchen door and swings his mighty axe in an 360° arc, bisecting all of the tiny cowboys. Then he continues to chop them into tiny pieces. Hey, Taz! I guess you can put stew on the menu for tomorrow. |
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Ooohhh dont be too nasty to the cowboys Rollo, you should use non-lethal forms of fighting first. Swinging a battle axe is a little final (if typical Germanic)...
Cant you just thump them a bit first? |
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alright...
*Rollo pulls out The Shovel of Cowboy Thwacking and beats the cowboys into pulp... ...wait, that's not right either, is it? (sigh) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif my apologies... *Rollo hides his axe and shovel behind his back and uses puppy eyes: I didn't do it... |
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I wonder where those cowboy bits will turn up next. Think I'll stick to plain pizza
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Hey http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif the bathroom is a lot cleaner in this joint. No wild and bizzar growth going on in here! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif
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New on the Menu: Pizza Western Style (with ground beef) and tiny Custer hats on the side
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..I heard the news about the new Cantina and made the long journey accross the wastelands to see if the new Cantina has a table by a fake window with fake water trickling down. As I approach the new building I see 'Rex' standing outside playing with some of the vehicles. "Hi Rex, I reach into the large bag of 1001+ avatars and pull out 4 new ones.. Do you think Gt will like these?"
hmmm, sounds like a food fight in there, maybe you should escort me in to make sure these new pics don't get soiled before Gt sees them. I walk into the Cantina with Rex standing beside me. Rex Looks over to Gt, then Stomps his foot and everyone (including me) are knocked down on their buts by the concussion. I quickly get up and walk over to Gt, Hi Gt, Did I hear you mention Gisele? What do you think of these?.. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1057235227.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1057235241.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1057235255.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1057235295.gif BTW, do you happen to have a nice table by a fake window with fake rain trickling down it? Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Hey David if those are the ladies that you are bring to the party then alow me to buy you a drink. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Does any one have 10 ones for a $10.00?
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David, the table is over there, there is atap to adjust the amont of water trickling down the outside to suit your tastes.
BTW the "Rex" is called "Barry", dont upset him. I like the avatars just fine, 4 Giselle Bundchens is probably rating highly on my list of things to do before I die... Right, house rule, no lethal violence against the staff, on pain of red-hot pokering... Rollo, come over here! |
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The Ghost of PHAT Elvis grabs a seat in the back, and anxiously waits for kareoke night.
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hmmm....
Tesco's clone drops by, looks out at the patio... Yep Tesco is still sitting there with the tomatoes.... |
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Plan of attack ? Order of engagement ? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif Sounds awfully bellicose to me, Cap- I mean, Boss. My job is to fix things, not break them.
But I have something here that, ah, I've been working on in my spare time. (takes a much-folded peice of paper from his pocket) It's a, um, maintenance checklist for the Gisele clone. And after it's done, you'll see on the back there, there's a list of, er, tests to be run before the clone is declared fully functional. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif So... is this plan OK ? When can I start ? |
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Ragnarok hears about the new Cantina opening up and he comes running in through the doors yelling "CANTINA!" in typical Freefall form. See this page and read it all to understand.
Little does Ragnarok know that whilst he is running into the Cantina the layout has changed a bit and he runs too far in and runs smack into the wall. "Doh! I should learn the layout for running in here like a maniac!" Ragnarok peels himself off the wall and orders a drink. He then walks back out and grabs his new lady friend, Kristanna Loken, (One fine piece of lady;) http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif ) and walks over to RDs table. "Long time no see my friend." Ragnarok then walks over to his new usual table and fixes it to match his old one. "Ahh, it is good to be back in a Cantina." |
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(aside : do any of you know the Star Wars Cantina song ?)
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*Raging Deadstar slowly shakes his head and staggers around a bit. Eventually he gets up recovering from Growltiggers cricket bat, thinking about revenge he decides otherwise! He wanders back over to his decorated corner and begins a disscussion with Timstone about borrowing the time travelling gearbox...*
*Eventually he gets permission and sneaks up behind ragnarok. With a quick setting he slynks away as the gearbox transports ragnarok far backwards in time. He eventually arrives at his destination and falls out the sky, right into a viking battle, axes flailing and horned helmets clanging!* *Raging Deadstar finally sits back in his corner and relaxes, sipping on his apple juice and disscussing what features he should add to his next line of clones!* "Also Rollo, Buy a keg of beer on my tab! All Hail the new king. Also i'd be asking Growltigger about an executive suite for your highness complete with "special treatment"!" |
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I hope you brought back my beloved gearbox unscathed.
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Finishes my pizza, Goes back over to the old mans table and places a chess board down,
what cha say mac. |
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After Ragnarok falls completly to the ground in the middle of the Viking fight he is now the center of attention. All Vikings look to him and they look at each other once more and look back to Ragnarok. They begin charging at Ragnarok as Ragnarok exclaims, "Oh shiznit!" He begins to run as fast as he can across the land seeking shelter. But no weapons are being fired at him and he wonders why.
He continues running until he reaches a large castle with a moat around it. But the door is shut! He begins banging on the door to let him in before the Vikings catch him, but alas, they will not open the door to such a stranger in odd clothing. The crowd of Vikings finally reach the castle as well and they surround Ragnarok. But finally one of them begins to speak; "You are Holy One, no?" Perplexed Ragnarok replies, "Holy One? I do not know of what you speak." in his best Viking voice. "You fall from sky. And survived. You must be Holy One." Ragnarok realizing he could use this to his advantage says, "Oh yes, I am your holy one. What can I do for you?" The crowd begins to cheer and they come lift Ragnarok off the ground and they celebrate with wild parties late into the night. When morning comes around Ragnarok explains that he must return to his home land so that he can better watch "his people" from above. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif The Vikings are saddend to see this time come but realize it is necessary. So Ragnarok tells them how they must do so. They load up on a large sail boat and begin rowing as fast as they can. They begin going so fast around the globe that it is slowing the earths rotation down. The suddenly in a bright flash Ragnarok and the boat along with the hoard of Vikings return to modern times. The Vikings are shocked at what it looks like compared to their old world. Ragnarok proceeds to tell them that this RD person is attempting to hurt their "Holy One" and they are furious. The Viking Warriers storm into the Cantina and begin chasing RD around with their axes trying to behead him. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif |
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Rags, did you know that there is a man outside selling polaroids of your friend Miss Loken?
http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/newup...1057272332.gif Not to worry, the man doesn't seem to understand that when he sells the pics he is also parting with the negatives. (but I'd watch out for those tell-tale 'Flashes' in case he tries to capture another batch.) Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif |
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Wipes the pizza from my face
Drops it in macs beer Takes the tribble wing lodged in my muustache and ueses it to prop macs mouth open. Pours a secrete, "Fire that burs for 50 years sause" donwn his throat. |
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Wahey, this is brilliant. We have had the new Cantina open for all of 30 seconds and Gryphin is already enacting cartoon violence on Mac.
Growltigga pulls out his trusty cricket bat and proceeds to ding RD across the head as hard as possible.... whilst the wretched metalhead is staggering, GT borrows a couple of cymbals from the oompah band and whams them across RD's kopf too BOINNNNGGGGGGGGGG See Mac in the corner, GT pulls out his trusty red hot poker handcannon (ooh I missed that) and proceeds to shoots a bolt up the old chap's backside... sizzle sizzle sizzle..... Yipeee BAARRRRR FIGGGGHHHHTTTTTT The kitchen doors open and a horde of diminutive cowboys come charging out to join into the fray |
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Mac turns to the side, takes out his new Deridium metal pants insert, guarenteed to stop any and all fire poker brand type weapons http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif , looks over and turns to the Gryphin and the chess board, sure Gryph I'm for a game, But wait a second, Mac then disconnects his colostomy bag which received all of the Gryphins firey concoctions, looks around, locates the GT evil Twin, who is disguised as the beloved old Gt, and lets fly, splat, dripppppp dripp, all down the front of the frizzy felines contour... http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif Thought you could fool and old fool did ya you varmint, how dare you impersonate the real GT... now everyone will be able to locate and dicipher which one you really are, sniff sniff, sshheeeesh,, http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif
Mac turns back to the chess board, Pawn to K2, Mac orders brewskis for him and the Gryph from one of his Liz Hurl Clones..... just some ideas Mac |
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KxP - Knight Takes Pawn
GxP - Gryphin Takes gulP GxP - Growltigga Takes Phool [ July 04, 2003, 03:51: Message edited by: Gryphin ] |
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One wall of the Cantina suddenly explodes, the explosion triggering frenzied punk music. As the dust settles, an impressive figure can be seen in the ex-wall's space, backlit by ultra-high-intensity floodlights. It's dogscoff (of course) and he's looking pissed off.
"You had a Viking bar fight without ME?!?!?" the enraged dogscoff wields some kind of new weapon. He fires off a few rounds to demonstrate it's capabilities. Processed meat flies liberally around around from the muzzle of dogscoff's patented Spam Cannon tm. *Splat* A lump of Spam hits Raging Deadstar in the face, and RD is immediately overcome by an urge to give his bank details to the son of an ex-president of Nigeria. *Splotch* Mac takes a faceful of processed meat and feels strangely compelled to boost his e-business' turnover by purchasing a database of over a million targetted email addresses. *Splunge* GT is struck by the flying foodstuff and is overwhelmed by his desire to acquire non-prescription viagra at wholesale prices. Nothing new there then. As dogscoff's Big Entrance Cleanup Crew repair the structural damage to the building, the man himself takes a seat and orders a cold pint of Hoegaarden. |
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My, my, this place is rapidly deteriorating.... just like the old place. I like it. Yeah!
Oh, RD, you can borrow my TTG whenever you need it. It might create some comical encounters. As long as you return it in tiptop shape. If not, I personally bring you to the pits of Hell and leave you there in the capable hands of Mrs. Bucket (or should I say Mrs. Bouquet?). |
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Hey be thankful i had the decency to attempt to rescue you Last time! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif And didn't I rescue you from their Eventually? My girlfriend can be extremely witty and evil when it comes to punishments, so unless rags wants your lovesacks to be dripped in oil, set on fire and then prodded with a cattle prod before being castrated and disposed to a scottish butcher i'd be careful!
*Raging Deadstar thanks to the viking horde has no urge whatsoever to give away his account details. However he has an extreme urge to run for his life! Luckily the vikings see Rollo's amazing display of "cowboy handling" and rush to his service, after all Last time i checked Ragnarok was at the bottom of the KOTH Tournament http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif * *Raging Deadstar then turns his attention to Ragnarok. Setting the Time Travelling Gearbox for one way he smiles as it trnasports Ragnarok back to Medeveil england. Ragnarok drops from the sky again and hopes to pull off his "i am god" trick again, but is promptly captured and tried for witchcraft. As the time portal closes RD sees Rags being dragged down the street to be burnt at the steak or put through the water test http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif * |
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