OT: My Lot In Life
 

I was watching TV today and saw an ad for www.eharmony.com and decided to take their free personallity test.

Eharmony boasts that they the have hundreds of thousands of people using their services so I figure what the hell, I'll give it a shot.

After spending the Last hour answering their question truthfully, I get this message.

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">I don't know if I should laugh or cry. But this is the story of my life.... LOL

I go back and redo the test and lie a bit here and their and presto I have 100's of matches. Most of the women are looking for rich super male models who are easily controlled, faithful, and willing to spend millions on them. I guess I don't fit that bill.

Take the test, use a fake email though, and see how well you do.

I will give them this, their personality profile is pretty much spot on though.

[ November 08, 2003, 10:14: Message edited by: Atrocities ]

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I don't know.....they may have given you that message because of a fake email. If I were you I wouldn’t worry about it too much.

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OK this half way through. this better provide some amusing results. Although I'm stumped on how to answer wether "Eating" is an interest of mine. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">To be fair, most men I know wouldn't mind finding a rich female supermodel who is easily controlled, faithful and willing to spend millions on them. The difference is, perhaps, that men are more willing to settle for less. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Consider the Last year, and answer the following questions:

1) When someone calls you for dinner do you think:
a) "Yay, food!"
or
b) "Mmm, I wonder what kinds of spices and herb are in this?"

2) How many times a week do you pull out a cookbook?

3) How long was your longest streak of eating the same thing in a row for some particular meal?

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My answers would be:
- A
- Zero
- Two months

Thus, Eating is not an interest for me http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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LOL, what type of lady (crack wench?) were you looking for?


Here you go:

Wanted = Good Woman

Applicant should be shapely and attractive, no birth control poster girls!
Must clean, cook, sew and write code.
A+ certifications preferred.
Please send sample of code.

Persons with ready made families need not apply.

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Hey, I went to register for kicks and found that the name "deccan" had already been taken! Now which one of you did that? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif Couldn’t answer that, but if you see an 800 pound lady named Mergatroid at your door, she’s your date. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">To be fair, most men I know wouldn't mind finding a rich female supermodel who is easily controlled, faithful and willing to spend millions on them. The difference is, perhaps, that men are more willing to settle for less. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif </font><hr /></blockquote><font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Sign me up for one.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Does Topper Omin Count? If so about six weeks. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif ummm yummy (not)