Twenty-Five Guaranteed Ways to Defeat Asmala in PBW
 

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# 25 Order a keg of beer. Get Asmala to drink half of it. Then set his empire up. Drink the rest and then play his first 50 turns. Let him sleep for an hour wake him up and them give him 2 shots of tequlia squeeze a lemon in his eye and get him to snort salt up his nose and play the next 50 turns... Wash Wipe Repeat

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Hmmm, seeing as how I am facing him in the KOTH match right now, I hope you finish this thread, http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

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24. Convince the game host to manually place Asmala's starting Home Planet in an isolated, asteriod field with no warp points, connecting it to the rest of the universe.
Even then, you still only have a 99% chance of victory.

[ February 27, 2004, 01:55: Message edited by: Baron Grazic ]

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23. rig the game so he accidently plays your empire.

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22. Have him start with a Gas/None homeworld. Use setting "Players can only colonize homeworld type" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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21. Covertly sneak into his house and knock him out with a hammer.

not that >I< would ever do such a thing, of course.

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20. Make Rex play your turns http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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19. Lure him into playing the Pairs game with Tesco as his partner http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Sorry Tesco, it had to be done http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon12.gif

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18 Let me set up the game. (For the right price I can garrentee he will start behind a grouping of super massive black holes with only one planet in his system and it will be a low value.