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narf poit chez BOOM

April 1st, 2004 08:12 AM

OT: Canada to buy US!

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Blarney News:
Wit' th' increasin' rate o' the Canadian dollar and th' increasin' US debt, immigratin' t' Canada has kept on lookin' better an' better, especially wit' th' friendler people north o' th' border. However, Blarney News has gotten ahold o' evidence that it may no longer be nessasary to choose betwix th' two. Prime Ministar Paul Martin, or th' PM PM, apparently, has bin holdin' high-livil negotiations wit' th' US goverment t' aquire everything frum 'sea to shinin' sea', south o' the 49'th an' noorth o' mexico. Th' payoof? th' mighty Canadian dollar will protect th' US's econemy frum it's downward spin. I ain' sure what Canada gets, but Canada kin spare th' petty cash.

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[ April 01, 2004, 06:32: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

Atrocities

April 1st, 2004 08:28 AM

Re: OT: Canada to buy US!

Hum, I prefer the US being bought by Microsoft better. It was far more hilarious. But never the less, good one Narf. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

narf poit chez BOOM

April 1st, 2004 08:30 AM

Re: OT: Canada to buy US!

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Originally posted by Atrocities:
Hum, I prefer the US being bought by Microsoft better. It was far more hilarious. But never the less, good one Narf. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">Well, someone already had the Catholic church bought by MS, so I couldn't do that, could I? http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

[ April 01, 2004, 06:33: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

General Woundwort

April 1st, 2004 10:57 AM

Re: OT: Canada to buy US!

1) The exchange rate still isn't that great.

2) We have more pro hockey teams than they do.

3) Canada's only leverageable natural resources are (in ascending order) fish, the Toronto Blue Jays, and Rush.

Therefore, this deal is off. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

[ April 01, 2004, 08:58: Message edited by: General Woundwort ]

Dragonswrd

April 1st, 2004 04:06 PM

Re: OT: Canada to buy US!

You forget, Canada has more uninhabitable land with lots of ice. Means more places to not go and colder drinks.

oogs	April 1st, 2004 05:42 PM

Re: OT: Canada to buy US!

i thought we already owned canada?

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Iron Giant

April 1st, 2004 06:45 PM

Re: OT: Canada to buy US!

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Originally posted by oogs:
i thought we already owned canada?

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">We haven't quite used up all of our natural resources yet. When that happens, the invasion of SUV's will begin.....

tesco samoa

April 1st, 2004 09:55 PM

Re: OT: Canada to buy US!

and were the number on supplier of oil to usa.

Renegade 13

April 2nd, 2004 01:19 AM

Re: OT: Canada to buy US!

Not to mention of course, the massive amount of water and electricity that Canada sells to the US to keep all you warm-climate people's thirst quenched, and your bodies cool and air-conditioned!!

General Woundwort

April 4th, 2004 04:45 PM

Re: OT: Canada to buy US!

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Originally posted by Renegade 13:
Not to mention of course, the massive amount of water and electricity that Canada sells to the US to keep all you warm-climate people's thirst quenched, and your bodies cool and air-conditioned!!

<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">For which I thank you immensely. As a transplanted Ohioan, I can assure you that this dismal swamp we call our capital would be unlivable without A/C and Diet Coke.

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