OT: Life and Things
 

Have you ever been so drunk that you try to wave down a taxi and flag down the police? Then you get in and your happy because they don't have a meter?

Have you ever been so drunk and decide to go to the store to get muchies, back to the end of the drive way, forget what your doing, look up and say; "Feewww, I made it home."

Have you ever tried to light a cigerette with a blow tourch?

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some good questions there AT,.. how about these..

Q: Have you ever ignighted a fart?

Q: Have you ever peed in the sink because someone was in the bathroom?

Q: Have you ever rode a blind horse?

Q: Have you ever wished you had a camera after snaking the bowl?

My answers to the above questions are Yes, Yes, Yes, and Yes. So how do you compare?

LOL AT have you been playing with Silly Putty again? LOL

Cheers! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">No, but one time, quite a while back, I got a cop to pull over blinking my lights at him. Walked up to the cop car/him and told him I shouldn't be driving 'cause I was drunk. He took the keys from me, and took me home. (that was http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif )

My grandfather was quite a drunk. I remember one time he was (more or less) passed out on the couch and had to pee...so he grabbed an empty can off the coffee table and used it. That was about all I could take, so I left. A few hours later, he woke up...so I went to check on him. I started picking up all the beer cans on the table next to the couch and upon finding out they were all empty, mentioned it to him. He said they all WERE empty except for the one he finished that had warm beer in it. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/shock.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif (I never told him)

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LOL David. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Have you ever done something so incredibly stupid it could have killed you? Like using the hair dryer in the shower while it was running just to see what the warning lable was for?

Taken preperation H orally just because the directions said not too?

Farted in an elevator full of people?

Ate cat food?

Ate dog food?

Still eat cat or dog food?

Made a spam hamburger? (I plead the fifth)

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Q: Have you ever peed in the sink because someone was in the bathroom?

yeah, when I was six or so. But, has anyone peed while in the shower because they didn't go before hand.

Q:Ate dog food?

I was showing off and ate a dog choclate.

Q:Made a spam hamburger? (I plead the fifth)

I don't know about spam, but I sometimes used to fry slices of belgium (a sort of meat roll made from what wouldn't sell otherwise) or put them in the toaster.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">That's not so bad. If it's quiet noone can pin it on you. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon6.gif What's bad is when you let one in an empty elevator, and then it stops on the next floor and people get on. No hiding the fact then. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

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Sometimes I think a big mistake was not beating the crap out of some people in elementary school. If I hadn't been such a pacifist, I might have avioded a lot of pain.

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I was reading an article the other day that within 15 years it would be possible to build a "space elevator" that would remove the need for as many space shuttle launches - lighter equipment could be hauled up to orbit (up to 100 tonnes) and then dispesned with with shuttle craft that built in zero G would move around earth and moon system much more easily.

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<font size="2" face="sans-serif, arial, verdana">I hate to break it to you, but these are the same people who say they will have working transporters by the end of the decade. They are in the market to make money by doing stupid and impractical research on things they know people want but physics say cannot be done.

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/me Beats head against the wall after reading a post in another thread.