The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 

I felt that the capitalistic society we thrive in demanded direct competition for the Forum Bar and Grill! No longer is there a virtual restaurant monopoly. Now we've got another great hang out where everybody knows your name and loves the same great Space Empires IV chat.

Lemme pour you a glass.

And be sure to try the special:

Fried Won-Ton Violence

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 

Do you have EEE on a stick? IF you no have EEE on a stick than I'm going to the other joing. I hear they sell phong dogs.

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 

A rather large, round, segmented object is thrown through one of the windows, shattering glass in a deadly spray. Several loud 'ticking' sounds are heard, then the objects explodes, sending shrapnel everywhere...

Party streamers.

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 

The current menu:

Phong Dogs

Fried Cryslonite Twinkies

Fruit Salad

EEE shakes

EEE on a stick for AT, and a cajun seasoned variation.

French Fries (cooked in Toltayan Summer Oil for reduced trans-fat content)

I'm taking suggestions for other dishes, and my head chef is working on newer choices as we speak.

Now I need a wait staff...

Narf? AT?

I pay 10/hr plus gratuity. And I give back rubs to females. And phongs in thongs.

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 

I won't even approach this place unless I can have my special: Xiati kebobs, marinated, and served with a habenero pepper sauce.

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 

Nah, I think I'll just throw in random combustables.

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Renegade, done. I'll produce an updated menu as people bring me favorites.

What about drinks, guys?

Let's get intergalactic here.

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 

Are the FBW's at this new place cuter than the ones at the old place?

Are there any FBW's here at all?

Well, I like the name of this new place. I'll come back with my samurai sword and ninja weapons, just in case a fight breaks out.

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 

OOC: If a fight breaks out, a certain mouse will be here as fast as the NSN Murpy's Law will putter.

BTW, are there any nearby stellar objects I should be aware of when I park my planetoid?

Re: The Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 

We have beautiful, exotic, real live breathing women (yes, "they" are unimaginably immense), and for the rowdier, computer enthralled crowd there are femme-bots.

Maybe tomorrow morning I'll give you a written description of the Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut.

I'll give you a tid-bit:

Wrap-around bar with a fish-tank full of tropical, sub-tropical, and alien salt water fish. Complete with miniature treasure chest and gravel. Of course, the entire design is supported by grav fields so it floats.