Favourite quotes/episodes from Stargate SG-1
 

I was just watching another episode (Zero Hour) of Stargate SG-1, which is one of my favourite sci-fi shows and I started to wonder that with 8 seasons worth of episodes there must be alot of witty Jack O'Neill lines as well as funny character conversations. And I was wondering what other fans of the show thought is/are their favourite quote/conversation.

Here's one of mine (it's from the first season, I believe):
Sam Carter: Daniel, when you were in this alternate reality, were there differences?
Daniel Jackson: Yes. Er, Teal'c was leading the attack on Earth, I wasn't even part of the program, you and Jack were engaged to get married...
Jack O'Neill: Excuse me?
Sam: What... ok, er, even if you did experience this alternate reality, doesn't the very fact there were differences mean that we won't face the same fate?
Daniel: Yes. But the defining event, the death of Ra, took place in both worlds.
Teal'c: An attack of retribution.
Daniel: Yes. And the same thing is going to happen here unless we stop it.
Jack: All right. Wait a minute. Let me get something straight here. Engaged?
Sam: It's theoretically possible.
Jack: It's against regulations.
Sam: I'm talking physics, sir
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You can tell how much I like Stargate SG-1, even my sig is a quote http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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I watched the 20th episode of the 8th season last week, which I think is the last of the series and having seen every episode before that I believe that SG-1 is easly #2 on my list of favorite sci-fi shows right under ST:TNG.

Not really a line but one of my favorite episodes is the one where Jack and Teal'c are trapped in a Ground Hog Day type time loop because of some ancient tech if I remeber correctly.

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That one is funny, especially when they get bored and start doing crazy things. 'Fore!' That's a new golf driving record http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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O'Neal: So, What now?
Teal'c: I heard of this event where women do combat in a pool of jello..
O'Neal: Call Daniel.

And I agree, the groundhog day thing is a really good episode.

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I never saw the beginning just the end. That was the first episode I cracked up laughing watching it. Teal'c is funny, because whenever the day 'resets', a guy opens a door, and hits him in the face. One of those times, he shoves the door back on that persons face http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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Yes, when O'Neill and Tealc are hitting golf balls into the stargate and General Hammond yells at him. O'Neill turns around and growls back, "In the middle of my backswing?" http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif That episode was one great quote after another.

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And when they made smiley faces in their food out of ketchup http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif They just got one look after another from other people. The golf balls into the stargate was one of the funnier things of that episode. Not many people have a 200 lightyear drive in golf.

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O'Neill: We've been in worse situations than this.
Teal'c: Not to my knowledge.

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(When referring to alternative realities)
Teal'c: As you have said O'Neill, our reality is the one one that matters.

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Teal'c is kinda like Spock.