To Glass Or Not To Glass
 

Space Warfare Guidelines By: Atrocities
(An Extention of E.R.A.S.E)

1. Always shoot first and apologize later.
2. Never apologize
3. The smaller they are the easier they are to beat
4. If you can get an ally to fight another ally you win
5. Trust no one
6. Treaties are made to be broken
7. When faced with overwhelming odds, quite the game.
8. If you are trapped and your enemy demands that you surrender, do so, to his enemy.
9. When all else fails, blow up your own star!
10. A dead population is a quite population. Glass away.

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11. Glassing planets means never having to say you're sorry.

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But if you destroy a planet, but there is no-one there to see it (as you glassed every other planet in the system) do millions of souls cry out in terror and then get suddenly silenced?

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12. When deploying your unstoppable legions of terror, be sure not to model them after the Star wars stormtroopers "what barn I dun see no stinkin barn?"

13. Glassing is both enjoyable AND educational.

14. When you first meet an alien species.....shoot first, then send a diplomat.

15. On second thought shoot the diplomat AT the aliens!

16. Slaves are fun, but glass is class!

17. When the enemy fleet numbers 300 ships your ally's fleet numbers 150 ships and your fleet numbers 60 ships in a single system and there is no hope of winning, have your 60 ships jump out and then blow up the star.....for afterall 60 ships in the hand is better then 150 in the nova!

18. An ally is just an enemy you haven't killed yet.

19. Honor among enemies is good, a nuclear bomb among enemies is better.

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R O T F L M A O These must go on my Flag ships as Bumper Stickers!

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20. If your enemy has 300 ships and your ally has 150, change sides.

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21. Being Xenophobic means never having to make a treaty.

22. It's not genocide if it's not personal, just buissness.

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23. It's not genocide, it's "gene pool management".

24. Buglike aliens are great at BBQs....just serve with patato salad.

25.
Orbital Shipyards: 5,732,596 credits
Staff for the Orbital Shipyards: 5,500,968 credits
Super Dreadnought: 32,000,000,000 credits
Watching the beautiful glow of atmospheric burnoff with the ones you love: Priceless

26. Never make fat jokes about a Cue cappa's mother.....unless you have more ships then him.

27. When your ally comes begging you for aid, always comply remember when that enemy fleet is destroyed your ally will be bloody and thus ripe for the pickings!

28. DO NOT give your legions of terror black tinted visors/glasses/goggles/eyes of helmet: look out how hard it made it for the Stormtroopers to see what they were shooting at!

29. Nova's are pretty but blackholes last forever!

30. If a pretty young alien babe catches your eye do two things:
1. Make sure you don't have anything sticking out of your nose (unless there is supposed to be something sticking out of your nose).
2. Make sure the babe is actually a member of the opposite sex with that species!

31. NEVER EVER shoot the family of an alien messiah.....unless you make damned sure you shot the alien messiah too.

32. When confronting superior firepower be a sneeky little bastard!

33. Call an intergalactic review of naval powers, when the other players send their fleets in to show you how mighty they are, show them that brand new nova bomb you built!

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30.
3 If all else fails change you name to James T. Kirk

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Priceless... simply priceless. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif You get the first Visa check card Award for this list