U.S.S. Won-Ton Violence Take-Out Hut
 

The hut you all know and love, now in it's new mobile location! Hovering in geosyncronous orbit above the old hut! The old hut is converted to storage areas, and parking lots. Simply park, walk out of your car, then check in, and you're automatically air-lifted into the new hut via our precision artificial gravity generators! Air is included in the path up, so that you don't choke or anything.

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Hello Hut Fans!

As Commander General NullAshton has pointed out, we've made some changes to the Hut! We went orbital baby! Groovy!

We're also changing around the menu a bit, and installing special rooms for those with different atmospheric needs. Already there are hydrogen breathers enjoying fine native cuisine in the Deuterium Room!

Keep those recipes coming, and stay sexy!

Rudy Huxtable

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And my HMS Yin-Yang Kebab-loving Chippy stands by her side as apart of a new alliance...
A complete pleasure boat, full of hot women and lots of chips (as in what you yanks call fries... well chips are bigger than fries, but still)

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Military alliances are welcome, we'd love to have more protection for the hut. The new hut is made out of pure neutronium, but we'd still appreciate it if you helped to defend it!

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Very well I send along a ship full of Starfleet Redshirts and Imperal Stormies commanded by a officer who is never given a name and believes the power of the force is insignicant.

Yes HMS Domed Decoy will proudly protect the hut by drawing any nearby fire or bad luck onto her cursed crew.

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Let's keep Darth Vader away from the HMS Domed Decoy, shall we...

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Just so everybody knows, our grand opening treat is Phongcicles! Chilled and crispy on the outside, soft and squishy on the inside!

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/me pulls up in new super monitor (10,000 kt) and parks in orbit of station./

I'll take a Phongcicle and some distilled Eee.

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Ooo, they have distilled Eee! Give me a glass!

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Just to make Kerensky turn green with jealousy, Strategia parks his COMCA (25000kT) next to Kerensky's Super Monitor and enters.

"Well well well..... nice comparison ain't it?"

Kerensky's color instantly changes from green to something that looks rather like the distilled EEE he's holding.

"Just gimme a Galactic Core, extra strong, please. I've got a bit of a headache from when my Dreadnaught blew up again at Thaddis Sabbah."