Yew maht be uh Jehd-eye redneck if...
 

You might be a redneck Jedi if...

1. You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
2. Your Jedi robe is camouflage-colored.
3. You have ever used your lightsaber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wing is primer colored.
5. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder.
6. You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.
7. You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
8. You ever lost a hand during a lightsaber fight because you had to spit.
9. The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
10. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
11. You have ever used the Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
12. You have ever used the Force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
13. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot."
14. You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
15. You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
16. Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
17. You have ever accidentally referred to Stormtroopers as "them damn Yankees."
18. You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
19. You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck.
20. You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the cantina scene.

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21. You have the highest known concentration of midichlorians, because of inbreeding.
22. You discover that the woman in your love triangle, you-your best friend-the girl,is your sister and it don't make a damn bit of difference.

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23. You make a stupid topic such as this one.

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NA, you prolly don't know this but a while back there were over half a dozen threads like this one. They're all dead now, but up until a few months ago (about 1 month after I registered) they were very much alive.

23. (ignoring NA's comment) If you enrage both Ewoks and Wookiees by saying "ah, all those furry critters, they're all the same ter me."
24. If you abstain from using a lightsaber and use a shotgun instead.
25. If, in the above case, you modified your shotgun and had it emit a buzzing sound to fool other Jedi into thinking it was a lightsaber.

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26. If you try using your own 'modifications' to your lightsaber in combat, and accidentally blow something up.

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27. If your light saber is also your razer.
28. If your the reason why warning labels were added to Light Sabers
29. If you became a Jedi only to meet chicks
30. You speeder has a Light Saber rack.
31. If you named your light Saber after your mother/sister.
32. The fact that you named your light saber
33. You think the little Green guy would make for some "my'tee fine eat'n."
34. If you have ever used your light saber to skin a TaunTaun.
35. If you practice throwing your light saber at the broad side of a barn without using force powers.
36. If you have ever used an R2 unit for sex.
37. If You are heavily attracted to female wookiee's
38. If your X-wing is painted Orange with blue stripes and white stars.
39. If you think teenage girls are space angels come to rescue you.
40. If you have ever lit a cigerret with your light saber.

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Han Solo is a redneck?

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41. Your Varmint rifle has an eletronic scope and night vision



Hangs head in shame

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You might be a redneck Jedi if...

42. you forsake your Jedi robes for a pair of blue jeans, a baseball cap, and a pod racing t-shirt.
43. force powers means never having to look for the remote control again.
44. you have a mullet that isn't made of tentacles.
45. one of your force powers is spitting tobacco over really long distances.
46. while blasters might be too random, a bow and arrows with a stick of dynamite never fails to find its mark.
47. you find storm trooper helmets make mighty fine spit buckets.
48. your x-wing has bumper stickers.
49. one or more of the parts or your x-wing are held on by duct tape.
50. you refer to the Death Star's primary weapon as the super varmit gun.
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TAZ

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51. You hunt womp rats.