Creative AI Message
 

Dear Friend,

I will like to solicit your help in a business preposition, which is by nature very confidential and a Top Secret.

It has come to my attention that the sizable sum of 12 million resources has been deposited in storage at my facility, but the owner died tragically in a shuttle accident. Since he has no next of kin, these funds will shortly be appropriated by the government. I require your assistance to move these funds before they are wasted by our corrupt officials.

In exchange for your assistance, you will get 25% of the sum. All that you need to do is send a foreign cheque for 250k minerals in order to hire the transports which will be delivering the resources.

In strictest confidence,
- Phillip Phongerson.

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Operator: We get signal!
Captain: Main screen turn on.
Cats: Dear Friend, I would like to solicit your help in a business proposition which is very confidential and top secret.
Captain: What you say?!?
Cats: It has come to my attention that 50 million Zorkmids have mysteriously appeared in our coffers. In order to avoid an accounting scandal, we wish to transfer said funds to you. But we need a 10,000 Zorkmid deposit to hire the hacker who will electronically transfer the funds to you.
Captain: ...
Cats: In other words, all our fund are belong to you.
Captain: Oh I get it now... Take off every fund! Move fund! For great justice!

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LOL! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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In a Star Trek Mod game I was playing, I got a general message from the Dominion saying, "Don't trust Ferengi."

What made this funny was that I was playing the Ferengi, and had a Partnership with the Dominion at the time.

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Dear Friend,

Would you like to give your reproductive partner more pleasure? Do you need help to better entice unattached females of your species?

Gain more self-confidence. Win a measure of respect.

Our formula can increase the size of your reproductive appendage, guaranteed.

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Actually, that would be a great message for certain AIs. Like the Ferengi. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

Maybe someone should make a Pakled shipset & then you can make an AI diplomacy file using lots of Internet scams. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/happy.gif

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Have you ever wondered what a Phong in a thong looks like, well onboard our ship we have over five female Phong all wearing the tiniest thong's you've ever seen.
All you need to do to see this is power down your weapons and lower your shields!

Dear Alien race:
We are sorry we traveled over 5,000 light years and bombed your planet back into the stone age, our navigator got his system adresses screwed up you see you are 9,9,9 and we were actually trying to hit system 9,9,6 please accept this lovely fruit basket and flower arrangement as a sincere apology for the mistake.

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Well...that all depends on what kind of "thing" you're talking about http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/smilies/laugh.gif

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*Ahem* I have no idea what your talking about there are no spelling errors in that post (lalalalala).

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As long as there is a Phong Thong Song...we are good to go...

Kana