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quantum_mechani October 16th, 2007 02:15 AM

You have been playing to much dominons when...
 
*You see beautiful scenery and the first thing that occurs to you is 'This would make a great magic site.'.

*You only worry about your health one month out of the year.

*You always keep things tidy to avoid natural disasters.

*Whenever you get anything really nice, you immediately start worrying about long term horror marking effect.

*You are baffled by history books suggesting siege engines for breaking down castle walls instead of sensible bird swarms.

*If someone tries to assassinate you, you know better than to try and run away.

*You always keep a good parrying dagger in case of an earthquake.

*You know you must be a hero, because of your unequaled obesity.

Cor2 October 16th, 2007 02:31 AM

Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
 
"*You baffled by history books suggesting siege engines for breaking down castle walls instead of sensible bird swarms."

LOL
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Arralen October 16th, 2007 03:36 AM

Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
 
Quote:

quantum_mechani said:
*You know you must be a hero, because of your unequaled obesity.

.. hilarious !!


Morkilus October 16th, 2007 03:57 AM

Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
 
Quote:

quantum_mechani said:
*Whenever you get anything really nice, you immediately start worrying about long term horror marking effect.


This is pretty much why I'm avoiding getting an Xbox 360. That and the hordes of Knights of the Halo trying to get it from me.

Gregstrom October 16th, 2007 04:39 AM

Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
 
YKYBPTMD3 when...

'You daren't approach the primate section of your local zoo without a tower shield to proect you from arrows'.

Thanks, quantum_mechani (or should that be <font color="blue"> Q </font>?)

DigitalSin October 16th, 2007 04:46 AM

Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
 
Epic lols from that list =D

Endoperez October 16th, 2007 08:22 AM

Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
 
* You panic whenever you see a white candle about to go out.

* Speaking of which, after you recover from the fit of panic you are suspicious of any and all females with revealing clothing, and try to train pigeons to look out for the goat-legged giant.

lch October 16th, 2007 09:41 AM

Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
 
* You wish that it would be a lot hotter/colder where you live so that you could be more productive in return

Edi October 16th, 2007 10:28 AM

Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
 
* You start planning defenses, counterattacks and general mayhem at the sight of black candles burning

Sombre October 16th, 2007 11:46 AM

Re: You have been playing to much dominons when...
 
* You try to parry falling boulders with a sheet of paper.


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