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sansanjuan August 26th, 2008 02:02 PM

Dom 3 Limericks?
 
There once was a Van from Nantucket.. ok ok. :doh:

Only clean ones....

There once was a mage from Ermor
Who brought countless undead to war
Though his foe had no sword
He took control of the horde
And now Ermor is no more

-SSJ

sansanjuan August 26th, 2008 02:29 PM

Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 
one more


An Aboleth from R'yleh was commanded
To abduct an earthling when landed
But at the congressional nave
He found no mind to enslave
And so he went home empty handed


-SSJ

Gandalf Parker August 26th, 2008 02:34 PM

Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 
There once was a cocky guy
thought Pangaea would be fun to try
He amassed quite a force
and marched them all forth
but half stealthed and watched the rest die

TIP: If you Ctrl-click when you give your armies a move order then it will cause all of your armies to move un-hidden

HoneyBadger August 26th, 2008 05:27 PM

Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 
I've done that. More than once, sad to say...

There once was a Jotun from Utgard
who was no friend of sages or bards
Heroically stupid, he encountered his cupid,
a loving Drakaina, his lasting reward.

Gandalf Parker September 22nd, 2008 11:45 AM

Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 
I had all the mercs I could hire
And an army for supporting fire
for an early score
I charged into war
AARRGH I let the merc hires expire

JaghataiKhan September 22nd, 2008 01:39 PM

Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 
When I was,
A Young Van,
*shot to death*

Gandalf Parker December 28th, 2008 05:55 PM

Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 
Would that last one be a haiku? There is a haiku thread, and a thread for poetry (for the more serious stuff).

lch December 28th, 2008 05:56 PM

Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 
That was a 4chan reference.

+4 geekiness points, -3 charisma

Juffos December 29th, 2008 07:08 PM

Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 
Unfortunately some of the memes have penetrated even the concentrated defenses of our neckbeardy hardcore strateginess.

Kamamura December 30th, 2008 02:55 PM

Re: Dom 3 Limericks?
 
Thinking of limmericks, it's quite difficult to find words that rhyme with "Ulm".

Ritter Helmuth Schlessick von Ulm
preferred infantry schturm.
When footsoldier dies
instead of noble knights,
a strategy one shouldn't spurn.


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