a piece of pizza in a box
 

*FWUP*

don't worry, it's a humane human trap. the researcher will be around shortly.

Re: a piece of pizza in a box
 

..."Chew - munch - Gulp!" Ahhh, Taz love pizza!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon7.gif

Whaaa? Taz in trap??!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon8.gif

"Whirr - Spin - Crack."

Sorry about trap, but Taz see cheese pizza now!! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

Re: a piece of pizza in a box
 

*repizza's the trap and makes trap stronger*

Re: a piece of pizza in a box
 

Hang on - there is a trap under this pizza! Hmm....

*Sets trap off with stick (the stick gets stuck, but that's okay), takes pizza from now harmless trap*

Have a nice day!

Re: a piece of pizza in a box
 

it's a box trap. your stuck. now get out of the other trap, this isn't a quantum study.
*restocks pizza*

[ May 13, 2003, 07:22: Message edited by: narf poit chez BOOM ]

Re: a piece of pizza in a box
 

In that case, I still have the stick

*Props open trap, leaves*

Re: a piece of pizza in a box
 

*takes the stick out of the trap and makes it a one-way airlock system. except for him. makes it take a master key, which he keeps. makes some notes.*

Re: a piece of pizza in a box
 

"Woundwort to O'Brien... energise."

(Beams into airlock. Eats pizza.)

"Excellent pizza, Narf." http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/icon10.gif

"O'Brien... energise."

(Beams out of airlock)

NEXT! http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/images/icons/tongue.gif

Re: a piece of pizza in a box
 

/me sniffs around looking for pizza. Finding only crumbs, he detonates a thermonuclear device to express his frustration.

Oh, wait, that's the Bar Trek world. http://forum.shrapnelgames.com/image...s/rolleyes.gif

Re: a piece of pizza in a box
 

Krsqk, as Captain Elect of the TSSS Phong's Head and doyenne of the "Bar Trek" world, I resent that remark about us resorting to thermonuclear weaponry everytime we are frustrated by any little thing...

Check out the current state of the first episode of Bar Trek, and you will see that we have instead resorted to about 2000 assorted Liz Hurley, Liv Tyler, Salma Hayek, Britney Spears and Shania Twain clones fighting each other in mud whilst naked...

Less environmentally catastrophic than nuclear weaponry, but still, throw in some of the regulars on Bar Trek and you might just have developed a new "Big Bang" theory...

Growltigga inspects the box and the pizza underneath it, picks up his trusty Husquevarna chainsaw and steps under box. Trap is triggered and all that can be heard are happy sounds of munching, closely followed by the chainsaw revving up. Growltigga cuts his way out of the box and says "Cheers Narf, but next time can you not put pineapple on the pizza, there is no excuse for that"