[Slick]

*Knock, Knock*

Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, no need to be alarmed - this is official business. I am hereby commandeering the good info in this thread for the Newbie FAQ. Credit will be given to the authors.

*Flashes around his shiny official looking badge far to quickly to be read*

Please stand back while I take pictures.

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Excuse me, madam? ... Why yes, this is a Phased Poloron bLaster in my holster. The handle is tooled ivory. I have never needed to use it in the line of duty.

Ok, ok. Enough chit chat. Thank you, you may all return to your normal business.

*Leaves, closes door, and trots away to the Newbie FAQ thread wondering what paragraph this stuff goes into*