Hello, Avataree's
It's me the Avatarerer (iz that aaa word?) and I wisches you all the bes for the ha..hollidayz.. Pershonally, I don't do mush drincking Oh-ver.. the hollidays, but I do enjoi the occazonel Amaretto di Sarono on ice.. (I mean when I go ice fiching.

) .. where wuz I,.. oh yeah I don't know any girlze named Mary Chrichtmaz but I hear she's weary populaar thissh time of year. I hope y'all get to meet her ok?
...{changes keyboard}.. Man that keyboard was drunk, I must have spilled some 'spirits' on it
You all have the best of times over the hollidays now ya hear? Cheers!