[Slick]

*Knock, Knock*

Excuse me ladies and gentlemen, no need to be alarmed - this is official business. I am hereby commandeering the good info in this thread for the Newbie FAQ. Credit will be given to the authors.

*Flashes around his shiny official looking badge far to quickly to be read*

Please stand back while I take pictures.

****FLASH**** ****FLASH**** ****FLASH****

*Leaves, closes door, and trots away to the Newbie FAQ thread wondering what paragraph this stuff goes into*