[dogscoff]

It can't be anything worse than the Aragon and Legolas slash story my friend tried to make me read, oh god the night mares, my unsuspecting little eyes!...

Sounds intriguing. Is it Online somewhere?

(BTW, I assume that's "slash" as in "gratuitous blade-induced maiming" rather than "urination" - which would lead to an entirely different kind of story...)