my solution to the sig.other being 'lonely'
get them to act as your secretary or foreign advisor/minister/secretary... women are better at communication anyway right?
get them to do the yak'in while you do the wack'in
(note: this may not work for all sig.others (like mine) cuz some of em just can't get 'into' it... oh well, just put those types in front of a tv with friends reruns etc
wow... feels like friday eh?