[Ruatha]

I do volontary work at a childrens helpline.
One kid phoned in about a problem at school, I asked if he had talked to someone at school about it?
"- Yes, I've spoken to the psychopath!"

I replied:
"-Hmm, do you mean psychologist?"

Whithout any humour or hint of mischief, he answered "-Yes, that's what I meant."
(And the conversation wen't on..)

(btw, my wife is a psychologist)