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Originally posted by Raging Deadstar:
Lol who actually comes up with this stuff, remind me to thank them in a later life when i meet...the chicken

These jokes are very old, and pops up every other year. The net is full of them.

Originally posted by Wardad:
I did edit out the more offensive ones. The Ronald Reagan one slipped by.
FYI youngster... Mr. Reagan suffered from Alzhiemer later in life. It was in bad taste.

The Ronald Reagan joke has probably been around since he was the president, which either makes it very funny or even more tragic.

Some more oldies:

GEORGE WASHINGTON:
Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in 1776. But most history books don't reveal that I bunked with a birdie during the duration.

ADOLF HITLER:
Because it was his racial destiny to expand his Chickensraum.

ZSA ZSA GABOR:
It probably crossed to get a better look at my legs, which thank goodness are good, dahling.

TIMOTHY LEARY:
Because that's the only kind of trip the Establishment would let it take