woohoo! I got one of the worst Ratings possible! That's what I was going for.
But I know they were lame, I just had to try them out. I got a couple more.
This Pirate walks into a bar with a steering.............Sorry, I had to do it.
Ok, here we go seriously...
"Mafia Christmas
A mafioso's son sits at his desk writing a Christmas list to Jesus. He first writes, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy the whole year, so I want a new..." He looks at it, then crumples it up into a ball and throws it away.
He gets out a new piece of paper and writes again, "Dear baby Jesus, I have been a good boy for most of the year, so I want a new..." He again looks at it with disgust and throws it away.
He then gets an idea. He goes into his mother's room, takes a statue of the Virgin Mary, puts it in the closet, and locks the door. He takes another piece of paper and writes, "Dear baby Jesus. If you ever want to see your mother again...."
And...
Two guys are going camping. After they had reached the base camp and had set it up, one of the guys says "I gotta take a dump! Where do I go?"
"Go around the corner there, behind those trees and do it."
"Okay."
So the guy is gone for about 10 minutes, all of a sudden he remembers that he didn't bring any toilet paper. So he yells at the other guy for some TP but to no avail, the two didn't
have any at all.
"What do you mean "We don't have any?"
"Just what I said, quit your whining and use some leaves or grass or something!"
"There isn't any!!"
"Well use some rocks or maybe a pine cone!"
"There isn't any!!"
"Well... Have you got a dollar?"
"Yeah" (Somewhat confused)
"Well use that then, geez!"
Another 10 minutes go by and the man emerges from the trees, with crap all the way up to his elbows.
"What the HELL happened??!!"
"Have you ever tried to wipe your *** with 3 quarters, 2 dimes and a nickel?"