How about a fyronometer to rate our jokes?
F <==funny
y <==yes, somewhat funny, but needs a bit of work.
r <==run that by me again?
o <==only the mentally deficient will see this as being funny.
n <==nope, no way Hose.
Rating Fyrons response for the first three jokes, I get:
n for the lighthouse joke
n for the pen/pencil joke
o for the drunk superman joke
Using the fyronometer scale to rate my own funny bone, it would be:
f for the lighthouse joke
f for the pen/pencil joke
y for the drunk superman joke
What do you guys think?