[Growltigger]

A Canadian lad from Manitoba marries a young girl from a neighbouring town. On his wedding night, he is appalled to find out that she is a virgin.

He immediately packs his bags and jumps in his pick-up and drives back to his parents.

His father and mother ask him why he has come home on his wedding night, rather than whooping it up with his new bride. Our erstwhile hero announces that he is traumatised because his new bride is a virgin.

"Damn" says his dad, "you did the right thing son, if she isn't good enough for her own family, she certainly ain't good enough for ours"