[Ragnarok]

You could say it happened in Canada or "The Canadian"

I guess I could've done that. Didn't think about it at the time though.

The first one reads like you were the "perpetrator"! Now fess up, were you?

No, it wasn't me. I was the second one.
No, I don't know nothing about computer programming. That is the way I copied and pasted the story from a joke a day email I get every day.

The second one was really funny. How we go into contortions to avoid things and how 'really' straight people let the cat out of the bag.

Yeah, kids are really good at doing that. It seems like older ones are too. You do it when you're a kid and then stop doing it for a few years. Then pick up once more when you're like 60 or older.