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Old February 1st, 2003, 01:42 AM
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Default Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.

3 SIMPLE STEPS TO MAKE A GREAT CANADIAN JOKE.

Doing extensive research in this thread (thanks to tbontob for step 2 and Growltigga for step 3), I have compiled 3 simple steps to make a great Canadian joke.
1: Take any great joke.
2: Exhange all geographic references with Canada (or the Canadian ).
3: If sheep is involved, exhange with moose.

So lets run a little test:
Original joke:
What do you call a Scotsman with a sheep under each arm ?
- A pimp.

Canadian joke:
What do you call a Canadian with a moose under each arm ?
- A pimp.

Hmmm, must be one more step.
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