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Old February 8th, 2003, 07:27 PM

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Default Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.

Why Condoms Come in Boxes of 3, 6, or 12

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old
son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and
the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those
are called condoms, son....
Men use them to have safe sex."
"Oh I see," replied the boys pensively.
"Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school."

He looks over the display and picks up a package of
3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package."
The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys.
One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for
Sunday."

"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks,
"Then who are these for?"
"Those are for college men." the dad answers,
"TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for
Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "then who uses THESE?" he
asks, picking
up a 12 pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those
are for married men.
One for January, one for February, one for
March........" >>
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