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Old May 6th, 2003, 11:57 PM
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Default Re: The Funniest Canadian Joke.

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LOL

Tesco, here's one for the list.

The mosquitoes in Flin Flon are so big, that they have become the provincial bird of Manitoba.

(Flin Flon is a town in Northern Manitoba and people do go around with the picture of a mosquitoe on their caps with subtext that it is the provincial bird.)
The mosquitoes in Flin Flon are SO wasted...

I don't think I need to finish that joke

And tesco, thanks for the jokes

Edit: For those who does not get the joke of the joke, Flin Flon is the site of Health Canada's (The Canadian Health Ministry) cannabis farm. Flin Flon residents have been sighted wearing *welcome to canada's pot capital* shirts and caps.

Hmmm....

Maybe that's why the skeeterbirds are so big.

Drinking the blood of wasted FlinFlonians may have affected their genetic structure causing them to grow big.

And to be totally and deliberately politically incorrect... it would be the female's fault as they are the only ones to drink blood.
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